masturbation clean up

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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > masturbation clean up

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i point my dick at my butthole so it shoots into my butthole then i squeeze my butthole till my butthole absorbs the cum

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 00:12

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ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I like my tuna like I like my sex.

e: the joke here is "raw" because I have a lot of unprotected sex
e: also possibly a lot of STDs

youre semiseriousposting makescme uncomfortable and icky feeling kinda the same way as my bf leslies does

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 04:58

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i use my cum as ink fro magical spells. i use a pen shaped like a weiner yo write them then i time my j/o sesh so that i cum right when i finish readingf the magical incantation. then i smear da cum on my face to look like a gay vresion of braveheart

hth

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 16:52

ilikedirt: Oct 15, 2004; king of posting

i jizz on a cake then rub it oin the cake then eat the cake

# ¿ Jun 18, 2014 20:31

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