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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?
Elliot Rodger posted this on the internet



and then shot some fools up which got me thinking - how big are dude's dicks, actually?

I wish I could go all Marty Hart on your asses and say that I was just a regular dude with a bigass dick but I don't think a 6.5 incher is THAT big. If I lost some weight it might be like 7 which would still be on the small side of bigass but at least I don't have some 4 inch dick. I would probably kill a bunch of people after never getting laid with that tiny little thing, too.

Afterall...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCj9fF0DRHU

Please - tell me about your dick.

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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Moridin920 posted:

why would your dick get bigger if you lost weight

is it disappearing into the folds

As one's fupa recedes their dick seems to magically increase in length.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Whirlwind Jones posted:

Mine is like 6ish but girthy. I like it a lot.

O dang I forgot about girth, thanks be the gods for making me Polish. poo poo is like a tin of Morton's salt.

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

JebanyPedal posted:

Mine is the size of the poo poo Jesus took before he died on the cross.
Which means that no one knows, not even me, no one knows how big that poo poo was OP, no one, I look down at where my dick is and say "Oh, that's how big it is." but as soon as I look away I immediately lose all memory of what it looks like, the size, everything, it's strange. Other people have reported experiencing this too.
All the dudes that I wrestled with in highschool all agree, none of them can remember my dick, and we all remember each other's dicks with crystal clarity.

that is some spooky-rear end poo poo my friend

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

A dollar bill is exactly 6 inches so all money is probably been in contact with dicks.

dicks AND cocaine

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Hobohemian posted:

My dick is not huge. I have no idea how I get so much.

getting a lot is awesome but the question is - do you leave them satisfied or not

edit: oh and how big, we need specifics

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

naem posted:

9. Inches. Real post. It's a bunch of dick.

:hfive:

Are you in Austin? Do you need a wingman?

Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?

Benedick Cuckold posted:

my penis is almost 11 inches long. it's actually more of a nuisance than anything :(

yeah that's a little too big, sorry for the inconvenience

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Cpt.Sean Luc Picard
Nov 24, 2006
man why you even got to do a thing?
Update: 6.5 x 6.5, only a B. Always a B.

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