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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Come on Cain.

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Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
BARTOLO COLON DOUBLE

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

Mister E posted:

BARTOLO COLON DOUBLE

His first career double

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

oh what the gently caress.

really? Colon?

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Curses

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


OMG SHUT THE gently caress UP HORTON.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

Mister E posted:

BARTOLO COLON DOUBLE

did an outfielder fall down

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx

The Pussy Boss posted:

did an outfielder fall down

It was an actually well placed hit, I'm not sure anyone expected that.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Bases loaded 2 outs. Don't gently caress this up Sandoval.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Outrageous lies about Bartolo Colon in this thread

ROCK THE HOUSE M.D.
Oct 9, 2003

I've got a case of malt liquor stashed in the trunk, Mr. Marvin Gaye on the CD. We are gonna get all the way down.


Saf-....OUT.

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Bases loaded 3 outs. Don't gently caress this up Sandoval.

Sandoval has been instructed to never walk when he's hot so he's gonna swing.

Ice To Meet You
Mar 5, 2007

Good, now I can go back to blaming this game on the ball that hit the base.

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

Ammat The Ankh posted:

Bases loaded 2 outs. Don't gently caress this up Sandoval.

He hosed it up.

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
God drat that was close to tying the game

Mister E
Oct 2, 2006

by exmarx
Well the wheels came off of Lynn's start in a hurry, if he can get out of this with us just one behind then I'll consider it a victory.

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

yay, nice tag Buster!

people are still going to poo poo on you for not blocking the plate/taking throws home in fair territory but don't listen to them, they are dumb

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Dammit DornMauer, get in front of the ball! Cut out the Ole' bullshit!

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Longoria got doubled up and has stupid hair. That is all.

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Have the Cardinals ever beaten Bartolo Colon? He just fuckin' rocks them to sleep every drat time.

e: nope, the Cards (30+ IP) and Diamondbacks (5 IP) are the only 2 teams he's never lost to.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

I didn't realize Evan Longoria had a blond mohawk. It has not affected his arm, however.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Cubs win! Arrieta was amazing. :toot:

Liquid Banjo
Dec 23, 2009

full of mama's homemade pemmican
Cmon Hudson, you too?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Wade Davis is nasty!

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的

Liquid Banjo posted:

Cmon Hudson, you too?

Some terrible luck there. Gets ground ball, bounces right through the infield.

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Holy poo poo, please do this Royals!

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe

belt posted:

Holy poo poo, please do this Royals!

Would really like a little insurance here.

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Adam Jones to end the 7th with a lovely catch

The Pussy Boss
Nov 2, 2004

New Concept Hole posted:

Some terrible luck there. Gets ground ball, bounces right through the infield.

white sox broke their bats on the previous two singles too

giants have come back a bunch this year but 4 runs down with chris sale pitching is a tall order

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo

fknlo posted:

Would really like a little insurance here.

Yeah, not looking forward to that bottom of the ninth.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Jared Burton time, eta to a goddamn walk off?

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
Good job Moose :downs:

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

Cruz missle for the O's at the Trop

Walked
Apr 14, 2003

Holy gently caress Cruz

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Bartolo Colon you are fat and I hate when you face my team

Ammat The Ankh
Sep 7, 2010

Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!
Thank you Posey! Finally the Giants are on the board.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Chris Parmelee lmao

belt
May 12, 2001

by Nyc_Tattoo
Wooo, Holland you beautiful bastard.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
This streak is ridiculous, I don't know what to think.

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fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
I know the Tigers are slumping and the Royals are hot, but I never saw them doing better than splitting this series. Color me impressed.

Davis/Holland are just brutal for the last two innings.

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