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Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



MATCHES TONIGHT:

4 on 3 handicap match between the seven members of the WWEWHC ladder match
Dean Ambrose versus Kane
Seth Rollins versus Kofi Kingston

and some other dumb stuff probably

who's in?

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BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.


What the hell is with that Handicap match? That sounds dumb.

Mary Annette
Jun 24, 2005



Sounds pretty dumb alright.

Might need a stream to find out for sure.

maxallen
Nov 22, 2006

me irl
(fuck bama)


Hair Elf

lmao my friend im'd me and he was like "Where's the smackdown preshow" and i'm like lol you watch the smackdown preshow but yeah apparently they cancelled it.

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008


Dean Ambrose, you're the next contestant on "Make A Passable Match With Kane"!!!

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



starting the show off with a recap of a piece of poo poo match

good start

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

DEAN AMBROSE MAKES A MEAN HAM ROAST

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



what a spectacularly predictable ending

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008


That recap makes me so glad I went to sleep right before this match.

John Cena AA on the stretcher

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy

lol it's gonna be Cena

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION~!

he knows...


"One man guranteed to be the WWE World Heavyweight Champion!" *immediately cuts to Cena*

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



rapaaaaaaaaadoooooo

jhon cena is here to save us guys

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

John Cena has stolen Bo's gimmick.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?


All that lime green, fella

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy

jhon cena

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


John Cena isn't Dean Ambrose!

Or.... is he?

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



John why are you wearing seven pieces of merch

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy

This is actually a pretty funny promo

jscolon2.0
Jul 9, 2001

With great payroll, comes great disappointment.


Obvious visual irony.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



john cena just said bluetista

honorable mention for promo of the year

TotalHell
Feb 21, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.



Asmodai_00 posted:

John why are you wearing seven pieces of merch

Couldn't find a place for the eighth.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

John Cena: Minority Puncher

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014



thanks for the exposition, Cena

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.


So the question used to be how Cena is going to win the ladder match?

When we should really be asking who will Cena throw stairs at outside the ring just before he wins the ladder match?

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy

John Cena punishes Irishmen

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Why don't you love me, father?


TotalHell posted:

Couldn't find a place for the eighth.

I'm surprised he doesn't have a John Cena eyepatch as merch.

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



ahaha ADR has a microphone

BigRed0427
Mar 22, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.


GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

John Cena: Minority Puncher

Coming gently caress-You-It's-January 2015.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Del Rio: Actually John I think you'll find that I am goin.... eh, who am I kidding

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

Asmodai_00 posted:

ahaha ADR has a microphone

His promo should have gone "John..." and then the next person's music hits.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy

Even on Smackdown ADR gets all the reaction of a funeral

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



HEY GUYS

DO YOU THINK SHEAMUS WANTS TO FIGHT

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

One day, that lion gets up and tears the shit out of everybody. Cause every once in a while, the lion has to show the jackals who he is.


Lipstick Apathy

Sheamus owns

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Albertofrown.jpg

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.


GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

John Cena: Minority Puncher

Lol

Also STFU not Cenas.

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014



"nobody cares what you have to say"

Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



thank loving christ Pauel Heyman

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

SKATE FAST
EAT ASS


Soiled Meat

Cesaro is here and he's real cool.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Asmodai_00 posted:

HEY GUYS

DO YOU THINK SHEAMUS WANTS TO FIGHT

He's gonna inside cradle the hell out of that case.

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Asmodai_00
Nov 26, 2007



Jerusalem posted:

He's gonna inside cradle the hell out of that case.

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