Cool Bear posted:

I am posting a new thread because I don't really see any twitter screenshots. I do always feel a desire to hide my pride and not post my own work, and this is no exception, but I think if anyone else posted the same thing of their own, I might enjoy it.

Everyone should gently caress UP THE INTERNS. They can learn. Their boss is a professional liar and he is an expert at shielding himself from this kind of thing. The interns can literally sabotage him deliberately or simply be demoralized when they see things that disagree with their anti-christ messiah-wannabe boss. You can talk to them directly. The interns will actually read your exact text and it will get to their eyeballs entirely.


I want to read about about angry hosed up posts from idiots who are lashing out the easiest way they can. Maybe they are idiots, maybe their targets are idiots, almost certainly both.

I wanted to post this in the Disco generic american politics thread, but they are dead serious in there and when they get drunk alone they probably feel the same way I do, but they don't want to admit to it. Touch the poop you cowards, roll in it, You're gonna smell like it anyway if you don't stop them.


I want to gently caress people up while sitting in my chair and being comfy. On Twitter, we have a great opportunity to gently caress up the interns who are forced to read Twitter. For all we know, we can change their opinions. Here are screenshots of mine from a while ago. If you follow me, you will not find any kind of quality, just random drunk poo poo that I feel like venting every two months, so don't follow me i dont want you to. I want you to POST

I either want to high five people for sticking it to the man's interns, or it should be funny or cool otherwise I guess.

Twitter is poo poo and should never be used for any real purpose. GET THIS they literally PREVENT YOU from writing more than 140 characters are you joking. They deliberately for fucks sake

It should be vandalized and destroyed. If people communicate more when they are not expected to provide more than one sentence, they should shut the gently caress up entirely and never BE HEARD FROM EVER.

It should be a place where you drive by and drunkenly shout like you are a passenger in a car and if Eric Cantor was right there, on the sidewalk, you would say this:






re: this last one, does anyone know when he signed up to do the show because uh lol look at me im the twit messiah

zakharov posted:

I disagree.

Rapman the Cook posted:

Are you having some kind of breakdown?

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

The moral of this story is don't do drugs.

Throwdini posted:

Crane Fist posted:

Oh so you're just some idiot who can't even make a meltdown interesting. Skip to the part where you autoban then kill yourself and people in the quotes thread write "RIP gentle goon " for six pages

Cool Bear posted:

Die twitter

ANIME MONSTROSITY posted:

It's "der twitter", actually

Cool Bear posted:

post the tweets where you are rude as heck to a modern monster like i did what the heck man

Crane Fist posted:

I'm serious do it and blame twitter in your note you'll bring Tipper Gore out of retirement to front a campaign calling for stickers on every Twitter app advising parents that it's a really good way to cull their more unlovable children

Cool Bear posted:

Because of how Twitter is so attractive to idiots who do not wish to receive more than one single sentence at a time, Twitter is very popular and effective for them.

AstroWhale posted:

Well, you're the perfect example for it.

Also what the gently caress is that?

Nostradingus posted:

It's a green cube.