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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Rick posted:

Well, is there any point in still doing this now that nobody had time to do their mock? If we get five participants at least I'll still do it.

I'll do it. Maybe someone else will follow?



1. Cavs - Wiggins
2. Bucks - Parker (yuck!)
3. Sixers - Embiid
4. Magic - Exum
5. Jazz - Gordon 4-10
6. Celtics -Vonleh 4-10
7. Lakers - Payton4-10
8. Kings - Smart 4-10
9. Hornets -Stauskas
10. Sixers - Saric
11. Nuggets -Randle
12. Magic -McDermott 10-15
13. Timberwolves - Harris 10-15
14. Suns - Young 10-15
15. Hawks - Nurkic
16. Bulls - Payne
17. Celtics - LaVine
18. Suns - Hairston
19. Bulls - Ennis
20. Raptors - Anderson
21. Thunder - Warren
22. Grizzlies - Napier
23. Jazz - McGary
24. Hornets- Hood
25. Rockets - Robinson III
26. Heat - Stokes
27. Suns - Capela
28. Clippers - Dinwiddie
29. Thunder - McDaniels
30. Spurs - Tavares

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Jun 26, 2014

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Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop
I want to play the doltos game too


1. Cavs - Buer Boxman, a fast rising 6'1 shooting guard who only shoots stationary hooks

2. Bucks - Gil Mould, a fisherman from Newfoundland, 6'11, 101 pounds, one eye is red and the other is a cat eye

3. Sixers - Busines Umut, a 4 year old boy with an amazing trick shot video, including one where he makes a shot from his powerwheel into a trash can on a seperate power wheel driven by his brother, Ali.

4. Magic - Blight Howard, the sick with TB cousin of Dwight Howard

5. Jazz -Ludo Bacardi, a Dutch/Cuban who has a massive 14 inch long shard of glass stuck in his abdomen. Can under no circumstance be bumped or brushed by another player.

6. Celtics -Sagan Al-Shu’aybi Kuwaiti national with incredible hands. He has to wear 2 toddler onesies stitched together for a single glove. the legs are where his fingers go and two stitched together arms are for his thumb. He needs 4 toddler onesies for 2 gloves. Known for putting stickers on his ankles that say "shiny black hair, charter plane." His mother is great seamstress.

7. Lakers - Kordil Kareem, 23 year old PF who can do a flip

8. Kings - Connor Crowely, A 34 year old photographer who learned to shoot after getting hit in the head by a basketball, and realizing that his photos of top players had imprinted themselves into his muscle memory.

9. Hornets - Alarm Barb

10. Sixers - Barry Plexin- Another Toronto SF who famously rides a skateboard pulled by a dog around the court.
11. Nuggets - Hissy Pendragon

12. Magic - Darnell Comb

13. Timberwolves - Ceylan Hut, owner of a fantastic leg kick, great post passer, can't defend his possession.

14. Suns - "Baskit" A huge wicker easter basket with road wheels that can zoom around the arena and carry a pg straight to the hoop. Known as "Baskit"

15. Hawks - AntiJermaine Macoun, undersized PF with one leg 2 inches shorter than other, but the other leg can rotate 360 degrees on the hip.

16. Bulls - Gary Unmarried

17. Celtics - Spectre Acrouwt

18. Suns - Parfait Chevrette, a french center who famously ate a hard boiled egg on the court at the under 21 World Championships. Finished the Game with 10/11/6

19. Bulls - "Lemon" The pig who can climb a climbing wall, either with harness or without. Very friendly.

20. Raptors - BiloHenry Bata- Portugese SF with long ponytail that swishes around as he dribbles. Great teammate.

21. Thunder - The Servant, an anrdoid butler made of parts of Bonzi Wells. Very intimidating presence.

22. Grizzlies - Rockey Saurez, Louisvilles 5'4 NCAA champion point guard.

23. Jazz - shabazz napier

24. Hornets - Gill Rheinmetall-Lang, American 7 footer with German parents, matching forklift tattoos, and a huge spider bite in the middle of his forehead.

25. Rockets - Nicephorus Jasper-Hembrees, pure shooter with all white hair and beautiful tanned skin.

26. Heat - Alaa` Darkoosh, your standard defensive specialist center with transitions lenses basketball goggles.

27. Suns - SiMarcus Boone-Ball, a little boy who plays with wild animals and so is very tough and can roll around under the feet of bigger players to get to the hoop.

28. Clippers - Jeremiah Troop-Cab, A 28 year old Train conducter who practiced basketball inside a moving engine car. Incredible potential.

29. Thunder - Bucklebear Cooper

30. Spurs - Spiro Cavalcanti - former futbol player who famously won the Brasilian championship by using his incredible lung capacity to blow an errant jumpshot back into the hoop.

Dejan Bimble fucked around with this message at 23:10 on Jun 26, 2014

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