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1. Cavs - Andrew Wiggins (LOCK) 2. Bucks - Craig Kilborn rounds out their big three 3. Sixers - Andrew Wiggins (LOCK) 4. Magic - Targuy Ngombo - hearing great things about this kid 5. Jazz - Andrew Wiggins (LOCK) 6. Celtics - i'm thinking they take bill simmon's worst enemy as a good prank 7. Lakers - this doesn't make any sense there's no such thing as a 'laker' 8. Kings - Elfrid Payton, ROTY 9. Hornets - Kwikset (LOCK) 10. Sixers - Cavs trade for this pick but accidentally misplace it before the times comes to make a selection, no choice made at 10 11. Nuggets - Pam McGee 12. Magic - basketball 13. Timberwolves - a floating cloud of rarely-used consonants 14. Suns - FLESH 15. Hawks - Geist Crabbe - a actual german crab with red claws and everything 16. Bulls - Herman Hernandez, an aged Argentinian doctor, he looks to be over a hundred years old, is that a Bavarian accent? 17. Celtics - ness monster (LOCK) 18. Suns - BONE 19. Bulls - trade pick to the Thunder for pick 21 20. Raptors - draft three more draft picks after Ujiri catches on to a "wish for more wishes" loophole in the rules 21. Thunder - trade pick the the Grizzlies for pick 22 22. Grizzlies - trade pick to the Bulls for pick 19 23. Jazz - shabazz napier 24. Hornets - BLOOD 25. Rockets - WETTED BLADE 26. Heat - THE VOID and with this our draft ritual is completed 27. the Sun - Dies in Empty Sky and We Cower in the Shade of The Destroyer's Eye 28. Clippers - a black guy (to prove they've changed and it's different now) 29. Thunder - a horse, but a slow horse that can't jump 30. Spurs - the remainders of the consonant cloud that others failed to vacuum up 69. Knicks - Andrea Bargnani
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Just did my math, looks like I scored 421 points.
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Jun 27, 2014 05:07
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This is fair. We'll consider it a moral victory. And hahaha WEREWAIF's second entry was easily the closest to landing the Raptors pickmynameisjohn posted:so close to a noice number I know right? Bargnani ruins everything. 
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Jun 27, 2014 14:26
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I predicted the Cavs forgetting to make their pick but it happened at 1 instead of 10 so I was off by zero and therefore correct.
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