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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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jony ive aces posted:

that's a lot of words to say "hashing predictably small datasets doesn't work also lol md5"

and yet nothing about how releasing gps coordinates of the start and end of every taxi trip might be a bad idea‽

No it's OK you see because the person getting in and out isn't identified and

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Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Sharktopus posted:

speaking of, i haven't seen a HTP zine in a while, are they dead or change names or something?

The planet is hacked, I'm not sure what else they really have to do, so it seems like a good stopping point.

:shrug:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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OSI bean dip's warrant canary :ohdear:

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Bloody posted:

the problem where im an idiot

There's no real solution for that, but at least you're in great company! :v:

Volmarias
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theadder posted:

this thread lol

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:

reporters with access to the original ones claim this and the 2010 tao catalogue weren't in there

interesting rss post of the day:


Thanks for a screenshot of links that I will not be clicking.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Acer Pilot posted:

more likely a cis agent

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Or they could just start working with LibreSSL since that seems to have really jump started most of what they put in that document. Still loving the OpenSSL Valhalla Rampage, finding issues like https://secure.freshbsd.org/commit/openbsd/a90b3d152a1b9919ab400258d8a15ff8d1ee7570 and https://secure.freshbsd.org/commit/openbsd/b2c73181a37552a80695191b0b9e2d7c6043c429

Also, lollin at mass closure of old tickets instead of seeing if maybe that 10 year old ticket about stuff being fundamentally busted is still relevant.

Volmarias
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uncurable mlady posted:

lotta good jokes this page, we're well on our way to meeting the quarterly targets

:toot:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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syscall girl posted:

wonder what the last thing to go through hitler's head regarding inevitable defeat by the roosians was


Your posts

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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syscall girl posted:

naw i just stole his wallet

Bitcoin mining was the true cause of the Third Reich's downfall.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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theflyingexecutive posted:

and going immediately on a watchlist, because 99% of child pornographers use one of those

You seem to know an awful lot of child pornographers, theflyingexecutive, at least 100 :allears:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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spankmeister posted:

indigogo is a bit of a red flag (if you needed more than the sheer idiocy of the idea) because they get all the money even if it doesn't hit their funding goal

indiegogo is a bit of a red flag because it's where projects that aren't reputable enough for kickstarter go.

Look at their showcased successes, it's almost all "we raised a bunch of funds to donate for person/building/thing" instead of "we raised money for a business idea"

Volmarias
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Nintendo Kid posted:

well no, it's also for people who are from the other 190 countries where kickstarter won't allow projects.

So pretty much exactly what I said. :911:

Volmarias
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karoshi posted:

welcome to the republican party

Thanks, the punch is pretty good btw

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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

Also what are you trying to say here checkpoint? :vd:



Their snitches just go to jail instead of getting stitches, they're a nice company :shobon:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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yw

Volmarias
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CISADMIN PRIVILEGE posted:

just got the "confidential" dev document for one of the big e-voting providers.

The URL to go from your sign in or sso website to theirs is pretty dumb.

it's basically https://votingprov.com/Campaign&UserID&Username&Yoursite.com&md5HASH

where md5HASH is MD5(Campaign&UserID&Username&Yoursite.com&md5+6DIGITSECRET)

What a surprise, internet voting has garbage security.

That said, this is probably the most secure they can make it given the (likely) even dumber customers implementing this.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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BeOSPOS posted:

gonna see snowden poison america's youth next weekend in nyc. good times

you should man up and just fly yourself to gitmo now traitor

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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big scary monsters posted:

install arch turd

Volmarias
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ratbert90 posted:

Like a Raspberry pi? :v:

assburgers pie :spergin:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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good idea, I'll just change to a bank with a competent infrastr-... oh :smith:

Volmarias
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Heresiarch posted:

False Intelligence Spreading Heuristic MECHanism

Nice!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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cheese-cube posted:

Finitely Intelligent Simulation of Human MECHanism

look at this tryhard.

we already have an emptyquote bandwagon, please just jump on board.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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We have multiple computers in our household, in addition to phones. I COULD use KeePass with some nerd poo poo to synchronize it, and have my wife ignore it and reuse literally the same 8 char letters only password for everything because it's "too hard", or I could use LastPass and the browsers all magically put in the passwords and generate good ones by clicking an icon.

I chose LastPass over inadvertently sharing my banking credentials with AO-loving-L (:negative:), with Yahoo, and with some loving astrology site.

The point is LastPass and KeePass target different market segments. I'm firmly in the "Married to the weak link in the authentication chain" segment. I'm willing to take the risk that a TLA will try to compromise my credentials.

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 19:47 on Jul 15, 2014

Volmarias
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Lysidas posted:

i dont get why browser integration is such a big deal, i log in to a handful of sites regularly and it really isnt any trouble to open keepassx, double-cli-

Aaaaand you've lost the audience.

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

Catboxing would be a perfect term. no matter how many times you scoop there's more stinkers hiding away and you know it. and one day they'll be uncovered

And just like java the best approach is to throw all of it in the garbage and start fresh

Java runs in billions of cat boxes worldwide!!!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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I cannot stop laughing

Volmarias
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Say certificate three times at the mirror in the dark and a MITM attack will appear.

Volmarias
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I'm the rear end encraption

Volmarias
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what if you bet that they couldn't get physical access to your machine?

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ultramiraculous posted:

my posts are pee

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Peer reviewed, not peer accepted.

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OSI bean dip posted:

it's only criminal if the site gets breached by a poor and then it's a crime for the attacker, not the negligent

Volmarias
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goddamnedtwisto posted:

i'm a problem drinker and know gently caress all about anything at all, that's close enough right?

So you're saying that you're a CTO, right?

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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flakeloaf posted:

encryption legorithm


Everything is awesome!
Everything is cool when you don't have a clue!
Everything is awesome... when you make crypto scream!

Volmarias fucked around with this message at 15:05 on Jul 24, 2014

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

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Link us to Genuine semen please so that we can True Up

Volmarias
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:stare:

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Bloody posted:

reminder: howard dean invented drupal

no wonder he was caught screaming on tape :ohdear:

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Volmarias
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Are you a loose cannon y/n

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