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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Imp Zone > The Real Imp Zone
 
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limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

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Mirror: Retired US Marine claims he spent 17 years on MARS protecting five human colonies from Martians

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A former US Marine has claimed he spent 17 years of his career on MARS.

The ex-naval infantryman, who uses the pseudonym Captain Kaye, says he was posted to the Red Planet to protect five human colonies from indigenous Martian life forms.

He claims he then spent nearly three years serving in a secret 'space fleet' run by a multinational organisation called the Earth Defense Force, which recruits military personnel from countries including the US, Russia and China.

In testimony released to ExoNews TV, Captain Kaye said he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers.

He added that training took place on a secret moon base called Lunar Operations Command, Saturn’s moon Titan, and in deep space.

Captain Kaye says he retired after a 20 year tour of duty, describing a retirement ceremony on the moon that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.

There is also a video but haven't been able to check it yet, maybe I'll update the op later.
I also feel offended that there is no Imp or Doom themed post icon yet.

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Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
I'm calling bullshit. Nobody serves in the Earth Defense Force for 17 years and survives.

That being said: EDF! EDF!

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Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.


3 more years, guys

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
I had a dream about EDF last night. Like they came out with a new game except nothing worked well because everything controlled like Robot Alchemic Drive.

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Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

The Taint Reaper posted:

I had a dream about EDF last night. Like they came out with a new game except nothing worked well because everything controlled like Robot Alchemic Drive.

I'd pilot Battle Machine Vegalta like this, or one of the 4 player mechs from 2025

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