MLB 6-27 GDT - "Manny Ramirez Goes to Iowa" By W.P. Kinsella

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Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Today's Schedule and Early Results

# ? Jun 28, 2014 00:45

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 10:57

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Tolleson tootblan

# ? Jun 28, 2014 00:47

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

And with that, Jason Grilli is gone.

I can't believe it but I miss him already.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 00:48

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

At least the Jays are making Danks throw a lot of pitches.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 00:52

Jose Oquendo: Jun 20, 2004; Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Tedd_Not_Ed posted:

And with that, Jason Grilli is gone.

I can't believe it but I miss him already.

I hear you. He was a HUGE part of what happened last year. No denying it. Unfortunately, relievers are volatile as gently caress. I hope he can have some success in LA.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 00:54

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Dickey strikes out the side to get his 1000th k out of the way

# ? Jun 28, 2014 00:58

holylemon: May 24, 2004; Dude, have you ever touched a dolphin?; Fun Shoe

I hope people never learn not to run on Cespedes, because him throwing out dudes at the plate is the best.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:09

Lord Yod: Jul 22, 2009

holylemon posted:

I hope people never learn not to run on Cespedes, because him throwing out dudes at the plate is the best.

The only thing better than him mashing dingers to the upper deck.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:11

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

So I hear this Mike Trout can hit a little...

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:14

Gorman Thomas: Jul 24, 2007

Good lord that Trout dinger

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:19

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

Grittybeard posted:

So I hear this Mike Trout can hit a little...

I'm gonna guess that was about 463 feet based on this

http://m.mlb.com/video/v27378933/laakc-trout-opens-scoring-with-moonshot-to-center/?c_id=mlb

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:19

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Please don't be hurt, Russ. This team can't stand yet another setback.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:20

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

The first hit given up is a dinger. The RA Dickey story

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:21

TUS: Feb 19, 2003; I'm going to stab you. Offline. With a real knife.

Baseballs do not stand a chance against Jose Abreu.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:21

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Jordy Mercer! :woop:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:23

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

The second hit RA Dickey gives up is also a dinger

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:24

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

Third one is only a single!

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:25

TheIncredulousHulk: Sep 3, 2012

Carlos Pena batting 3rd for the Rangers in TYOOL 2014.

:negative:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:26

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Jays need to get the bats going. I feel like Dickey can hold it down for another inning or two still

LonesomeCrowdedWest fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jun 28, 2014

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:27

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

That Will Smith Brewers video is terrible.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:30

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

Back2Back Blue Jays!. All 4 runs off solo shots in this game.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:49

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

BA's dad is apparently 800 years old.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:49

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Those sure were some dingers

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:52

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Goddamnit Dickey. The home run parade continues

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:54

Petanque: Apr 14, 2008; Ca va bien aller

Went to Toronto yesterday hoping for a Sox win or at least tons of dingers. Looks like I went one day too early :/

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:56

WienerDog: Apr 8, 2007; Resident Rocking Dachshund

LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:

Goddamnit Dickey. The home run parade continues

poo poo.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 01:59

LonesomeCrowdedWest: May 8, 2008

Way to give up 3 runs after the team ties it late, ace pitcher of the Toronto Blue Jays baseball club

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:00

Longpig Bard: Dec 29, 2004

What the hell

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:05

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

Looks like the Marlins offense finally woke up

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:13

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

Pirates Bullpen 3.0 doesn't look so good tonight.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:26

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

The Rivertown gave me mozzarella sticks,not the Fried cheese cubes this is bullshit! :argh:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:27

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Nice 3-6-3 there Crew

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:27

Farchanter: Jun 15, 2008

the CSN Philly team is broadcasting from center field tonight, and Tom McCarthy caught Freddie Freeman's home run ball and threw it back when Jamie Moyer insisted.

It was hilarious, I wasn't even angry.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:27

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Farchanter posted:

the CSN Philly team is broadcasting from center field tonight, and Tom McCarthy caught Freddie Freeman's home run ball and threw it back when Jamie Moyer insisted.

It was hilarious, I wasn't even angry.

That actually sounds kind of awesome. I'll have to go back and watch later.

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:28

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

achillesforever6 posted:

The Rivertown gave me mozzarella sticks,not the Fried cheese cubes this is bullshit!

Wait, did you leave already?

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:30

Farchanter: Jun 15, 2008

theacox posted:

That actually sounds kind of awesome. I'll have to go back and watch later.

Video: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/21753540/v34084831/atlphi-mccarthy-catches-homer-throws-the-ball-back

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:31

theacox: Jun 8, 2010; You can't be serious.

Farchanter posted:

Video: http://m.mlb.com/video/topic/21753540/v34084831/atlphi-mccarthy-catches-homer-throws-the-ball-back

Haha nice. Glad I could see it.

Also, I'm glad they could share it with the other 300 fans that bothered to make it into the stadium for the first inning. :eeesh:

# ? Jun 28, 2014 02:34