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Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Congratulations! This is why you pay for Fight Pass! H/T colonel_korn for the thread name idea.

When: 2:30am ET/11:30pm PT, June 28th, 2014
Where: Vector Arena in Auckland, New Zealand
How: UFC Fight Pass

Goonweight Grand Prix Stuff



Here are some guys you might have heard of. You are maybe even familiar with what they look like.




















Here are some people I've never heard of before in my life. Maybe they look like this.



















Agent Tough Juice fucked around with this message at 06:39 on Jun 28, 2014

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mewse
May 2, 2006

I loving LOVE NEIL MAGNY

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
God what a dreadful card, I only care about Hioki/Aloe Vera

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Geno Petralli posted:

I loving LOVE NEIL MAGNY

shoulda made the thread, man

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Agent Tough Juice posted:

Here are some people I've never heard of before in my life. Maybe they look like this.

I like you

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Entwistle is a cool name but lacks for an H.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Pro OP for a poo poo card that I will watch for some reason.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Pro OP for a poo poo card

yer

also i actually don't mind the main card. soa's on it. whittaker beat the poo poo out of colton smith. hioki. aloe. lhw vs ww @ mw. poo poo's hilarious.

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Pro OP for a poo poo card that I will watch for some reason.

I wasn't going to watch it, but then I spent more time than I'm going to admit cropping pictures of guys in costumes so I feel obligated to stay awake for it now.

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




Get your picks in for this card:

June 28 - UFC Fight Night: Te Huna vs. Marquardt

James Te Huna vs. Nate Marquardt
Soa Palelei vs. Jared Rosholt
Hatsu Hioki vs. Charles Oliveira
Robert Whittaker vs. Mike Rhodes

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
DATABASE

****

Get your picks in for the other card too while you're at it

June 28 - UFC Fight Night: Swanson vs. Stephens

Cub Swanson vs. Jeremy Stephens
Kelvin Gastelum vs. Nicholas Musoke
Cezar Ferreira vs. Andrew Craig
Ricardo Lamas vs. Hacran Dias
Clint Hester vs. Antonio Braga Neto
Joe Ellenberger vs. James Moontasri

FOTN:
POTN:
POTN:

FORM
DATABASE

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



I really wonder how they justify a main event where both guys are most likely cut if they lose

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

1st AD posted:

God what a dreadful card, I only care about Hioki/Aloe Vera

Charles Oliveira does own so good call.

Does this card start in a few hours or am I terrible with time conversion?

Agent Tough Juice
May 21, 2007

People! I'd like to say a couple words for you: If you have a dream in your life... go head! It's a possible! Go head! I can do that!
Less than two hours from now

Crappers
Jun 16, 2012
No expectations = probably decent fights (I keep telling myself). Except neil magny he can get hosed.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Why do we hate Magny again?

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Captain Log posted:

Why do we hate Magny again?

He and Colton Smith are the last two reminders of TUF 16, which is probably the worst season ever.

Also, he's in the UFC but Handsome Mike Ricci isn't

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Awful TUF, awful first few UFC fights, had a good UFC fight, then his fight against Tim Dirty Bird Means was a slight regression. He isn't an affront to UFC anymore though so it isn't a problem. The frustrating thing about Magny is he's tall but he doesn't do anything with it. He has like Jon Jones reach and height but never uses it.

Crappers
Jun 16, 2012
I am actually looking forward to seeing Te Huna fight again and I hope he redeems himself in a devastating fashion. That is all I ask.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
The circle of fight (nights)

Evil Agita
Feb 25, 2005

Lord Fool, give me another chance. I'll prove my strength to you!
this thing starting in 5 minutes, right?

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.

Evil Agita posted:

this thing starting in 5 minutes, right?

Yep.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
How the gently caress did Goldberg get roped into doing this? I thought these were cards for Dan Hardy and whoever the other guy is.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
They actually flew Goldberg around the world for this?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Bubba Smith posted:

How the gently caress did Goldberg get roped into doing this? I thought these were cards for Dan Hardy and whoever the other guy is.

They do the European shows. This won't be live on European TV so it's not for them.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Fight happened in Brazil, excuse found.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Goldberg and Joe Martinez? Wow, they really pull out all the stops for new places like this.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
These guys are going to gas so fast.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
HEAD KICK *thwap*

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
my only internet option is wireless, not very good and it keeps freezing. I shall miss Neil Magny. Pray for me :(

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Villante should consider refining his counter striking so he's not getting punched in the face really hard to land his counters.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
"The Kiwis are on their feet" Everyone is sitting

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Don't agree with that decision.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
I guess Sean does sound like Gian.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Maybe you should let go of that leg you idiot.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
legjitsu everybody

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
That was awesome.

Dangersim
Sep 4, 2011

:qq:He expended too much energy and got tired:qq:

I'M NOT SURPRISED MOTHERFUCKERS
Guess you should have let go

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
kiwis going crazy for blood

kender
Dec 15, 2000
Forum Veteran

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Maybe you should let go of that leg you idiot.

Live by the leg, die by the leg.

I also enjoy the silly human interest story about Hooker just hounding Silva to get a fight chance at home.

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Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

that was cool as heck

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