MLB 6-28 GDT - HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE GAMEDAY THREAD

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Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

CALL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A JAYSON WERTH GIDP FOR FREE

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:23

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:41

nerve: Jan 2, 2011; SKA SUCKS

BREWERS WIN, AGAIN

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:23

MJeff: Jun 2, 2011; THE LIAR

NATHAN BEAT THE ODDS AND DIDN'T BLOW IT TO THE ASTROS. WHOOPEE!

PHIL COKE HERE FOR VULTURING A WIN

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:28

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

I'd be more comfortable with Jim Abbott as the Tigers closer. Joe Nathan is some sort of botched clone made with the DNA of Todd Jones and Jose Valverde.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:28

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

LAROCHE SCORES OFF SAMARDZIJA, WITH HIS RUN SUPPORT THIS GAME IS OVER!!!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:35

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

Gonz posted:

I'd be more comfortable with Jim Abbott as the Tigers closer. Joe Nathan is some sort of botched clone made with the DNA of Todd Jones and Jose Valverde.

WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:36

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING TO YOU?

quote:

_{joe buck here for dull, emotionless commentary over a game between two bad clubs we're still going to push down your throat.}

BILLY MAYS HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT WITH MLB.TV, THERE'S ALWAYS A BETTER WAY!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:37

Good Dog: Oct 16, 2008; Who threw this cat at me?; Clapping Larry

LOL WHY WOULD YOU SEND FREESE ON THAT PLAY AND LOL THAT IT WORKED OUT FINE.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:57

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

BearDrivingTruck posted:

WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?

I was complimenting Jim Abbott. Dude owned/owns; he has one hand, is 46 years old, has been retired for 15 years and at this point, would probably make a better closer than Nathan.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 00:59

Eltoasto: Aug 26, 2002; We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.

Gonz posted:

I was complimenting Jim Abbott. Dude owned/owns; he has one hand, is 46 years old, has been retired for 15 years and at this point, would probably make a better closer than Nathan.

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HEAR YOU IF YOU ARE WHISPERING? SPEAK UP SON

GREAT TO SEE CHRISTIAN BETHANCOURT IS AS ADVERTISED, WEAKLY GROUNDING OUT TO THE PITCHER IN HIS FIRST AT BAT

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:00

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Eltoasto posted:

HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO HEAR YOU IF YOU ARE WHISPERING? SPEAK UP SON

GREAT TO SEE CHRISTIAN BETHANCOURT IS AS ADVERTISED, WEAKLY GROUNDING OUT TO THE PITCHER IN HIS FIRST AT BAT

IF YOU CALL IN THE NEXT 15 MINUTES I'LL THROW IN A MCGWIRE ROOKIE CARD

GEM MINT TEN!

GEM MINT TEN!

GEM MINT TEN!

BE DIALING AND GET THIS DEAL ON FLEXPAY!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:03

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

IF YOU ACT NOW, YOU CAN WATCH THE NEVERENDING BALLGAME IN MIAMI

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:06

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN A RAIN DELAY AND DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO? THE LEFTBALLER SUPREME BRUCE CHEN MODEL CAN SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS!

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# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:09

Tetrix: Aug 24, 2002

BILLY MAYS HERE, GOD IS PISSED THAT I DIED AND IS SENDING A MASSIVE STORM OVER WRIGLEY FIELD. JUDGMENT DAY IS HERE

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:09

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Gonz posted:

I'd be more comfortable with Jim Abbott as the Tigers closer. Joe Nathan is some sort of botched clone made with the DNA of Todd Jones and Jose Valverde.

I WOULD BE MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE AWESOME POWER OF DUAL SAW. WATCH THE ROTATING BLADES CUT THROUGH THE TOUGHEST OF MATERIALS, INCLUDING THIS REBAR.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 01:44

Pancakes: May 21, 2001; Crypto-Rump Roast

ACT NOW, OUR LIMITED-TIME RAIN DELAY SPECIALS AT WRIGLEY ARE ALMOST OVER! WE ALMOST TALKED AN IDIOT ONTO THE FIELD BUT FAILED

# ? Jun 29, 2014 02:11

Pastrymancy: Feb 20, 2011; 11:13: Despite Gio Gonzalez warning, "Never mix your sparkling juices," Bryce Harper opens another bottle of sparkling grape and mixes it with sparkling cider.

1:07: Harper walks to the 7-11 and orders an all-syrup Slurpee.

1:10-3:05: Harper has no recollection of this time. Aliens?

I LIKE THE POST-RAIN REFURBISHED JEFF SAMARDIDZJIA

# ? Jun 29, 2014 02:42

Monday_: Feb 18, 2006; Worked-up silent dork without sex ability seeks oblivion and demise.; The Great Twist

UGHHHHH TANAKA ALWAYS THROW THE SPLITTER

# ? Jun 29, 2014 02:55

NiceGuy: Dec 13, 2006; This is my BOOMSTICK; College Slice

HI MIKE NAPOLI HERE, TELLING MASAHIRO TANAKA TO KISS MY rear end

# ? Jun 29, 2014 02:56

Vertical Lime: Dec 11, 2004

MAYBE THEY FIGURED OUT TANAKA BE DIALING PEOPLE

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:01

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

THE MARINERS HAVE STARTED CELEBRATING EVERY BASE HIT BY PRETENDING TO SUCK A DICK

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:03

NiceGuy: Dec 13, 2006; This is my BOOMSTICK; College Slice

JUST REWATCHED IT AND YOU CAN CLEARLY HEAR NAPOLI SHOUTING ' WHAT AN IDIOT! WHAT AN IDIOT! ' AS HE HI-FIVES HIS TEAMMATES IN THE DUGOUT. SO BEAUTIFUL IT MAKES ME ALMOST FORGET THAT THIS SEASON IS GARBAGE.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:08

vegeta dentata: Jun 16, 2011

I put money on the Reds tonight, so I hope Cain turns in a glue factory special.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:08

Tedd_Not_Ed: Feb 16, 2014; I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

vegeta dentata posted:

I put money on the Reds tonight, so I hope Cain turns in a glue factory special.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU IF YOU WHISPER, BOY!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:11

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

vegeta dentata posted:

I put money on the Reds tonight, so I hope Cain turns in a glue factory special.

THAT WAS PROBABLY A SMART CHOICE, UNLIKE YOUR DECISION TO WHISPER

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:14

Rand alPaul: Feb 3, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

vegeta dentata posted:

I put money on the Reds tonight, so I hope Cain turns in a glue factory special.

WHAT IS THIS? YOUR LOWERCASE TEXT HAS BILLY MAYS CRYING TEARS OF MIGHTY PUTTY IN THE AFTERLIFE.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:15

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

AND THAT'S A TOOTBLAN, FOLKS.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:18

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

WATCH BLANCO NOT GET PAST 1ST BASE HERE.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:20

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

BearDrivingTruck posted:

WATCH BLANCO NOT GET PAST 1ST BASE HERE.

HI BILLY MAYS HERE. DO YOU HATE BEING RIGHT?

UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAVE NO PRODUCTS TO HELP YOU WITH THAT.

# ? Jun 29, 2014 03:24

Pungry: Feb 26, 2011; JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

THE SEATTLE MARINERS ARE GOING TO GET NO-HIT BY A CLEVELAND INDIANS PITCHER LMAO

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:12

BearDrivingTruck: Oct 15, 2011; You see the most shocking sights sometimes

HOLY poo poo A RUN

# ? Jun 29, 2014 04:29

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

AND THIS IS A PITCHER'S DUEL FOLKS!

ALL YOU CAN EXPECT FROM A TEAM LIKE THE GIANTS WITH poo poo RUN SUPPORT!

BUT IF THS WAS THE MONTH OF MAY, THIS GAME WOULD ALREADY BE OVER!

# ? Jun 29, 2014 05:21