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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
SUDDENLY I'M REALLY GLAD I COULDN'T GO TO THIS GAME THANKS TO MY JOB SELLING OXYCLEAN.

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? YOU TAKE YOUR STAR PITCHER OFF OF THE DISABLED LIST AND SUDDENLY HE TURNS TO UTTER CRAP?

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
BILLY MAYS HERE FOR WALKING IN RUNS. IT'S A QUICK, FUNNY WAY TO SCORE AND KEEP A RALLY GOING

E: IF YOU ORDER NOW, WE'LL THROW IN A SECOND WALK-IN RUN, ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Tedd_Not_Ed fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Jun 28, 2014

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN YOUR STARTER HAS COME BACK, PERFORMED PRETTY BADLY AND YOU JUST DON'T CARE? USE STOLMY PIMENTEL FOR ALL YOUR "JUST GIVING UP" NEEDS!

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
TIRED OF THIS HAPPENING TO YOU?

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joe buck here for dull, emotionless commentary over a game between two bad clubs we're still going to push down your throat.

BILLY MAYS HERE TO REMIND YOU THAT WITH MLB.TV, THERE'S ALWAYS A BETTER WAY!

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
IF YOU ACT NOW, YOU CAN WATCH THE NEVERENDING BALLGAME IN MIAMI

Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.

vegeta dentata posted:

I put money on the Reds tonight, so I hope Cain turns in a glue factory special.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU IF YOU WHISPER, BOY!

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Tedd_Not_Ed
Feb 16, 2014

I've seen games go perfect for 12 innings all for naught. I've seen no-hitters pitched on illicit drugs. Homer streaks lasting eight games and 20 run losses. I've seen pennants won and seasons collapse. All these memories will be lost in time. Like tears in the rain.

Time to die.
TIRED OF WINNING BALLGAMES?

USE BULLPENS TO DESTROY THOSE SAVES BEFORE THEY HAPPEN!

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