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TobinHatesYou
Aug 14, 2007

wacky cycling inflatable
tube man
Which broadcaster said last year LottoNL-Jumbo was doing an amazing job identifying and committing to young talent? They look stacked for years to come.

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Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




The cameraman and directors on the EC road race are clearly not too experienced in this kind of thing, the BBC was just treated to a far too lingering shot of multiple rider comfort breaks to the point a whole bunch of dick n stream was front and center

And then a very hasty shot change

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

:rip: Sagan

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Everyone looks really bloody miserable because they're in Glasgow

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I do have to say that I've never wanted to visit Glasgow less, and I've never wanted to visit Glasgow at all

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

It's gotta rule to make it into a really good group, and then your teammates are like "nah, that guy sucks honhonhon" and start chasing

edit: imagine if there were time gaps, or at least footage of the chasing group, in this broadcast. phwoar

i've said it before and i'll say it again: complaining helps

Smirr fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Aug 12, 2018

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

holy gently caress

lmao at van Aert and van der Poel just going "???" at the crashing idiots

serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Huge lmao at Van Der Poel and Van Aert coming 2nd and 3rd. They're gonna have to commit to road racing properly after this year.

TobinHatesYou
Aug 14, 2007

wacky cycling inflatable
tube man
Sep Kuss man.

Albinator
Mar 31, 2010

Smirr posted:

I do have to say that I've never wanted to visit Glasgow less, and I've never wanted to visit Glasgow at all

Glasgow is a great city to visit, just find a pub when it rains. It rains a lot, make sure you like pubs.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

:siren: Taco van der Hoorn is in a breakaway that looks kinda sticky

edit: oh my god, he did it! Taco won the stage!!!

Smirr fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Aug 15, 2018

tylertfb
Mar 3, 2004

Time.Space.Transmat.
:taco: :taco: :taco: !!!!

peanut-
Feb 17, 2004
Fun Shoe
Taco van der Hoorn won a stage of the BinckBank Tour riding for Team Roompot.

wtf is wrong with Holland

Fanatic
Mar 9, 2006

:eyepop:

Skarsnik posted:

Everyone looks really bloody miserable because they're in Glasgow

Maybe that's why they invented the Glasgow grin.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/TeamDEN_fr/status/1030064948335050753?s=19

Terpstra is joining Direct Energie next season. that's a weird move

lmao here's Terpstra's announcement, make sure you've got the sound on

https://twitter.com/NikiTerpstra/status/1030113830406443008

Smirr fucked around with this message at 16:32 on Aug 16, 2018

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

The sprinter teams hosed up again lol. I love the Bingbong Tour

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
finally watched Taco own those fools and the idiot announcers. best teeth in the peloton.

this was nice too

https://twitter.com/mrconde/status/1030115631872593920?s=21

BabyFur Denny
Mar 18, 2003
they're loving it up again

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Absolutely amazing. The peloton has managed to get one out of four bunch sprints.

Also, Barguil got blown off the road in Norway lol



:black101:

Smirr fucked around with this message at 16:00 on Aug 17, 2018

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

BabyFur Denny posted:

they're loving it up again

this was probably about today but this has a pumpin’ beat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sOCEid1T1s

paddyboat fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Aug 18, 2018

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
https://mobile.twitter.com/lancearmstrong/status/1030862623296827392?s=21

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012


Huh, I thought Ullrich went to the loony bin after choking out that prostitute the other day. That doesn't look like the loony bin

BabyFur Denny
Mar 18, 2003

Smirr posted:

Huh, I thought Ullrich went to the loony bin after choking out that prostitute the other day. That doesn't look like the loony bin

loony bin for rich famous people. what did you expect?

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lol if you don’t think they went out for beers and hookers later

BabyFur Denny
Mar 18, 2003
interesting way to win a cycling race:
https://twitter.com/oleksieradz/status/1031207100775575552
rumour is team Wibatech sold the win to Team Minsk before the race so when Marek Rutkiewicz from Wibatech escaped solo and was close to winning he stopped riding until a rider from Team Minks caught up and beat him in the sprint. I don't understand the commentator but he manages to sound super excited all way through despite the obvious fishy thing going on lol

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
Richie Porte will be riding for Trek Segafredo next year which hopefully means that Tejay finally will be the big BMC captain.

Bud Manstrong
Dec 11, 2003

The Curse of the Flying Criosphinx
Tejay signed to EF for next year.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Tears go well with pink

TobinHatesYou
Aug 14, 2007

wacky cycling inflatable
tube man
BMCCCC is unlikely to have a GC "captain" unless the rumors about G are true (they aren't.) They'll just focus on GVA and the spring classics for a while.

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

I missed the first stage, but the second stage of the resurrected Tour of Germany was pretty entertaining. Very punchy profile, nice four-man-sprint won by Schachmann by a wheel length (he still wasn't sure that he won though, wtf). Looking at the quality of the start list is pretty funny - ASO must have thrown all of their weight around. There's 11 WT teams alone at a 4-stage 2.1 race. They even strongarmed living cycling legend Geraint Thomas into starting

Meanwhile, the Great War Remembrance Race is also on and the Belgians are remembering the poo poo out of the war

https://twitter.com/BMCProTeam/status/1032990501505523713?s=19

Smirr fucked around with this message at 15:01 on Aug 24, 2018

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Hi it’s time for our periodic “pro cyclists are weird freaks” photo.

Happy Vuelta !

TobinHatesYou
Aug 14, 2007

wacky cycling inflatable
tube man
Looks like a pretty normal photo to me??

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

Imagine going to the Vuelta as your team's captain and not making the cut for that picture lol

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Porte had the shits apparently, so it's going well already

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

paddyboat posted:

Hi it’s time for our periodic “pro cyclists are weird freaks” photo.

Happy Vuelta !



Sometimes I forget how unhealthy this sport is

TobinHatesYou
Aug 14, 2007

wacky cycling inflatable
tube man
They all look healthy and proportional to me. I bet they are all right around 20 BMI too.

Andy Dufresne
Aug 4, 2010

The only good race pace is suicide pace, and today looks like a good day to die
It looks like a group photo of the UFC flyweight division

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Fun visualization:
https://www.reddit.com/r/peloton/comments/9a70ho/i_was_bored_waiting_for_the_vuelta_to_start_so_i/?st=jl9kvgkp&sh=ade73a7e

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

At some point, I'm gonna need an explainer on why Sweden, Greece and Finland are such non-entities in road cycling. I guess the Greeks can't afford bikes and the Finns are busy driving rally cars into trees, but what's Sweden's excuse? Especially relative to Denmark and Norway (who have (had) a bunch of famous riders to drive youth recruitment, I guess, but that would also have been an option for Sweden).

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Vando
Oct 26, 2007

stoats about
It's 100% 'because nobody in <country> watches cycling so there's no incentive for teams to bring through their riders for sponsorship reasons'

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