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Without Congressional approval, Obama tried to trade a 1st Edition Charizard to the Al Qaeda in exchange for the release of Warren Weinstein, a world-renowned development expert who was kidnapped from his home in Lahore, Pakistan, in 2001.
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Jun 29, 2014 14:21
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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#impeachobama #notmypresident
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Jun 29, 2014 14:31
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- ulvir
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#ikkeminverdensleder
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Jun 29, 2014 14:39
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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#benghazi
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Jun 29, 2014 14:39
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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#charizardgate
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Jun 29, 2014 14:40
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- google THIS
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what condition
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Jun 29, 2014 14:41
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- Captain No-mates
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buried deep under the white house is a tome which lists how much each person's life is worth in pokemon cards
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Jun 29, 2014 14:43
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- Looke
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what the gently caress
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Jun 29, 2014 14:50
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- Looke
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shiny?
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Jun 29, 2014 14:50
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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Fellas, ladies! Let's not over think this! Our President was trading a slightly laundered (therefore worthless!) and bent non-shiny Charizard with little to no value to earn the life of one of our finest American (to-be) citizens!
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Jun 29, 2014 14:53
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- dogcrash truther
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PSA Gem Mint 10, from the National Strategic Trading Card Reserve
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Jun 29, 2014 14:54
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- Flynn Taggart
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Without Congressional approval, Obama tried to trade a 1st Edition Charizard to the Al Qaeda in exchange for the release of Warren Weinstein, a world-renowned development expert who was kidnapped from his home in Lahore, Pakistan, in 2001.
Of course you would say this
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Jun 29, 2014 14:56
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- dogcrash truther
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buried deep under the white house is a tome which lists how much each person's life is worth in pokemon cards
National security advisor: good morning Mr President. Bad news. Two american nationals have been kidnapped by Ukrainian separatists. One of them is an undercover CIA asset.
Prez: [sighs] Bring me the Pokedex, Susan
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Jun 29, 2014 14:58
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- dogcrash truther
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"It's ridiculous that Congressional approval is required for this trade" Obama said in a Rose Garden press conference on Friday, "It's not even tournament legal. Let me be clear: this card cannot be used against the United States, or US interest and allies abroad, in any tournament."
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Jun 29, 2014 15:05
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- Looke
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Mister president, the Ukrainian government are asking for help in a conflict with Russia, they claim that Russia stole their 2nd edition shiny metapod and wont give it back, we've asked Russian president Putin if this is true but he claims that he found it on the floor and that "finders keepers"
what would you like to do?
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Jun 29, 2014 15:09
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*Fox News pundit shouting loudy at stupid liberal women* Are you kidding me?? A first edition Charizard for this loon? Obama really needs to get his act together and start actually LEADING this nation instead trading away its most valuable assets for some guy who got himself captured.
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Jun 29, 2014 15:35
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60% of agent defections to the soviet union during the cold war were due to agents with high access realising that they were only worth a loving kakuna.
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Jun 29, 2014 15:40
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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In light of the latest scandal, popularized by news agencies such as Fox News as "pokegate", doubts have been cast on the Obama administration's ability to protect US card collection interests abroad.
"This extra-judicial 'trade' is paramount to treason," John Whitestone, famed internet opinionist has claimed, "by so cowardly giving up one of our nation's most treasured rares, Obama has both neutered our tournament competitiveness while effectively armed our greatest enemies."
Others, however, see the trade differently. "It's not really that a big deal, you know," Amy Batesfield, primary school teacher said during an interview, "it's not like a 1st edition Charizard is a that great card anyway. Our current edition of Pokemon rares exceed it both in power and versatility"
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Jun 29, 2014 15:42
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- i am he
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two men in black suits meet in dark alleyway in Moscow, one hands the other a large briefcase
"What's the code?"
"80 08 69, as usual.."
Russian Man sets the briefcase on top of the nearby dumpster, enters the code, and pops the briefcase open. The dim light provided by the lone streetlight reflects off of the contents of the case, illuminated the man's face, a smile forms on his face.
"They're all here?"
"Of course, first edition Charizard, Raichu jungle set pre release misprint, the fabled illustrator card, along with the others."
"pleasure doing business with you... we'll disarm the nukes once are analysts confirm all of them are real."
*muttering* "of course they're real.. fag"
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Jun 29, 2014 15:53
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National security advisor: good morning Mr President. Bad news. Two american nationals have been kidnapped by Ukrainian separatists. One of them is an undercover CIA asset.
Prez: [sighs] Bring me the Pokedex, Susan
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Jun 29, 2014 15:55
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- dogcrash truther
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two men in black suits meet in dark alleyway in Moscow, one hands the other a large briefcase
"What's the code?"
"80 08 69, as usual.."
Russian Man sets the briefcase on top of the nearby dumpster, enters the code, and pops the briefcase open. The dim light provided by the lone streetlight reflects off of the contents of the case, illuminated the man's face, a smile forms on his face.
"They're all here?"
"Of course, first edition Charizard, Raichu jungle set pre release misprint, the fabled illustrator card, along with the others."
"pleasure doing business with you... we'll disarm the nukes once are analysts confirm all of them are real."
*muttering* "of course they're real.. fag"
Lol
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Jun 29, 2014 15:56
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millions of mews died in the mewtwocaust
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Jun 29, 2014 15:59
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- Nosfereefer
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IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM
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Russia Today reports that the current "pokegate", which has shook the American population's trust in the US government's international strength, has also gained great interest in Moscow.
"This latest blunder, while only one of several of symptoms of Americas failing strength, also reveal an appalling disregard to international security." Sergey Lavrov, Minister of Foreign Affairs has declared, "The 'release' of American personnel is in this case an obvious example of covering up a covert arms trade, badly I might add."
The Minister of Foreign affairs then went on to underlining the continuation Russian effort to combat global and regional terrorism, hinting to new developments in tournament legal cards while avoiding any specific details.
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Jun 29, 2014 16:00
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Ron Paul: We need to go back to a 151 standard, introducing more and more pokemon is not a long term solution to our debt crisis.
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Jun 29, 2014 16:01
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- Nosfereefer
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Ronny James @ronnyj1973 - 1h
givng away rares 2 headhunting savages might b norml back in kenya but this is america!! #impeachobama #pokegate #worstpresident
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Jun 29, 2014 16:04
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obama giving state of the union address
Mr. Speaker, Mr. Vice President, Members of Congress, my fellow Americans:
Today in America, a teacher spent extra time with a student who needed it, and did her part to lift America’s graduation rate to its highest level in more than three decades.
An entrepreneur flipped on the lights in her tech startup, and did her part to add to the more than eight million new jobs our businesses have created over the past four years.
An autoworker fine-tuned some of the best, most fuel-efficient cars in the world, and did his part to help America wean itself off foreign oil.
A farmer prepared for the spring after the strongest five-year stretch of farm exports in our history. A rural doctor gave a young child the first prescription to treat asthma that his mother could afford. A man took the bus home from the graveyard shift, bone-tired but dreaming big dreams for his son. And in tight-knit communities across America, fathers and mothers will tuck in their kids, put an arm around their spouse, remember fallen comrades, and give thanks for being home from a war that, after twelve long years, is finally coming to an end.
All of these everyday citizens are contributing their valuable time and energy, to the betterment of this great nation. But I do want to take a moment and examine what's wrong in this country. Have you seen the Gen v and vi pokemon? I mean ya, the starters are ok I guess. But there's a loving key ring pokemon, an ice cream cone pokemon? Jesus christ game freak get it together, stop ruining my childhood!! The original 150 were so good, and now they give us this garbage.
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Jun 29, 2014 16:06
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- dogcrash truther
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millions of mews died in the mewtwocaust
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Jun 29, 2014 16:18
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- my new dog
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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putin would never trade his pokemon cards
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Jun 29, 2014 16:19
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- my new dog
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Ron Paul: We need to go back to a 151 standard, introducing more and more pokemon is not a long term solution to our debt crisis.
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Jun 29, 2014 16:19
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- Nosfereefer
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Reuters Flash World News Bulletin North America
Sun Jun 29, 2014 7:54am IST
"Massive riots in several US cities after news of alleged US/Al-Qaeda 1st ed. Charizard Trade /REUTERS"
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Jun 29, 2014 16:21
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- Nosfereefer
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BREAKING NEWS: China joins USA in veto against anti-US pokemon sanctions, citing the right of sovereign states to manage own internal pokemon affairs.
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Jun 29, 2014 16:28
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putin would never trade his pokemon cards
Putin plays MTG like a real man and has all the cards including the banned ones.
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Jun 29, 2014 16:33
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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so manly
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Jun 29, 2014 16:50
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1st edition charizard is a guy what posts here im pretty sure
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Jun 29, 2014 16:55
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- PandaCookies
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Delicious endangered confection!
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I'll just send my Agumon to go rescue them. He'll Digivolve and save the day. Pokemon suck rear end, Digimon is where it's at!
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Jun 29, 2014 17:12
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putin and obama sat across from the table from each other, cards scattered across the table, both were obviously worn out from a heated battle
putin lays down a card, exhausted
obama looks into his eyes and grins "you just activated my trap card, bithc"
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Jun 29, 2014 17:17
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obama nervously fingers the white headed pimple on his chin
putin draws a card from his deck
look at that clean beautiful skin so white so soft
putins first edition holographic charizard uses flamethrower
weedle faints and white pus dribbles down obamas left thumb
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Jun 29, 2014 17:28
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- PandaCookies
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Delicious endangered confection!
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obama nervously fingers the white headed pimple on his chin
putin draws a card from his deck
look at that clean beautiful skin so white so soft
putins first edition holographic charizard uses flamethrower
weedle faints and white pus dribbles down obamas left thumb
Obama is black.
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