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How good is Kane?
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WWE World Heavyweight Championship material
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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
SHOULD YOU WATCH THIS MATCH?



Yes! Although Daniel Bryan is out nursing injury and is only showing up on the preshow and there's not much of an undercard, Money in the Bank matches are always a great time and there's two of them! On the Official Bryan Danielson Daniel Bryan Excitement Scale, this card gets Kane chanting yes as Daniel Bryan looks on (like he will tonight!)



Welcome to Boston, Massachusetts for the fifth annual Money in the Bank pay-per-view! This event has traditionally been one of the good ones since its inception, normally combining great ladder matches with good championships matches, in addition to providing one of the best WWE PPVs of all-time. This year the ladder match and the championship match are one in teh same due to an unfortunate Daniel Bryan injury. Luckily we get eight realyl good wrestlers doing what they do best and fighting each other on a huge stage. There are currently six matches scheduled for the main card. Here they are:



Daniel Bryan makes his return from being stripped of his WWE World Heavyweight Championship on the preshow by... giving an interview on the exclusive preshow. He'll answer questions about how much he'll be buried when he returns for real.



This match has Fandango guest refereeing the match that will determine his love for one of two really pretty ladies fighting over him. Congrats, Dango!



Cody Rhodes and Goldust have been fighting Rybaxel for approximately two months straight. I'm not sure if they've had a match not against Rybaxel in that time. All Rybaxel, all the time. Now Cody Rhodes is like his brother, dressing up in weird paint and being weird.



RIP The Funkadactyls, 2012-2014



USA looks to continue its run through the Group of Death by facing Russia. Russia has a strong presence but can be felled by smart play and a strong attack.

#OneNationOneBigE



The Usos and the two lackeys of the Wyatt Family have had issues over the last few months, with the Usos becoming godd friends with John Cena in his quest to make Bray Wyatt's back make him humble. Since winning the Tag Team Championships, they haven't had much shine, defending the titles a handful of times and playing second fiddle to things going on around them and not making an impact of their own. Now they go up against guys, who, while they aren't as good as John Cena, still are threatening on their own.



Here's a rundown of the participants in this match:

Bad News Barrett: Assassinated by the coward Jack Swagger
Kofi Kingston: Midcard dork, loser, does jumps
Jack Swagger: Funny voice, racist, terribly unsafe worker
Rob Van Dam:: Stoner, old, bad wrestler
Dolph Ziggler: Head made of papier maché, bad on Twitter
Dean Ambrose: Possibly insane, former member of the best faction of best friends in WWE history
Seth Rollins: TOTAL rear end in a top hat



Since Daniel Bryan got stripped of his WWE World Heavyweight Championship earlier this month, the first Money in the Bank match announced has now become for a bigger prize: not a shot for the championship, but the championship itself. Eight good workers will fight for the top prize in the industry and the winner could be a new guy, setting themselves up for a huge run at the top.

If it wasn't for John Cena, those seven fools might have a chance.

John Cena

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Be sure to make your picks in the WH2KPSP Prediction Game! Believe in the Shield!

All this and more, live from Boston!

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

NickRoweFillea posted:

Dolph is actually good on twitter. Please update the OP accordingly, thanks

wrong

RacistGuidingLight posted:

Stop making ops Bard Maddox. Nobody says papier mache or bothers with accents.

no

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
The dreaded hamstring stretch

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I only recognize stump pullers if they do a goddamned piledriver out of them

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
do the dew

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
what the hell Damien

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Damien Sandow did a step up moonsault

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Damien Sandow did a moonsault!!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Kofi Kingston's dumb rear end chest

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I can't believe Kofi was a second away from the briefcase.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Make yourself famous

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
I like Kane

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Kane. Kane he's good

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Kane's my friend and he's nice.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Kane I hope he wins the title.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Curtis Axel is wearing a singlet and it's hilarious

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Oh god Curt what happened to your shoulder

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
THE STRAPS ARE DOWN

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Personalized ref shirt!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
holy moly

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
BREAK OUT OF IT E

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

If John Cena tweeted this everybody gets mad at him but the goatman tweets it and we all find it hilarious?

Chill yourselfs

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Go Kane

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Let's go John Cena and or Kane

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
If Kane was smart he would do his ring pyro when Reigns is posing on the turnbuckle.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

The Croc posted:

for the tlc ppv there's been a lack of tables so far....

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
John Cena and Kane are fighting and I'm conflicted!

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Why is Roman wearing JNCOs

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
C'mon Kane

LET'S GO KANE

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
You're so nice, John Cena.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Sheamus don't know how to work a clevis

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Roman Reigns: this guy's not bad.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Randy Orton? Also good.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Okay Alberto Del Rio's a good choice for the belts.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
Finally Kane comes to save us.

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
JOHN CENA NUMBER ONE

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
CENA CENA CENA

Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
JOHN CENA

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Bard Maddox
Feb 15, 2012

I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.
CENA JOHN CENA

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