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I adored the Klobb back in Goldeneye days. We called it the "meat patty gun" because it sounded like dropping piles of hamburger patties on the ground when you fired it and wasn't cheap as poo poo like the RCP-90; even though many people derided the Klobb as useless in the schoolyard it found a place in my heart during Goldeneye sleepover pizza parties way back when. For me, it was all about Jaws and Klobbs. Oddjob was for faggots.  What are some of the more useless items and weapons that you found yourself using despite their badness in games?
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The ruler in earthbound
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Jun 30, 2014 20:17
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The needler When you meleed with it it should have such all the shots loaded into the guy so they exploded
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Jun 30, 2014 20:22
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Bubble gun in Earthworm Jim 2
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Jun 30, 2014 20:23
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the translocator in CTF in the original unreal tournament it was useless for any situation in which you were carrying the flag but i'll be damned if i couldn't snipe with that thing like a boss
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Jun 30, 2014 20:24
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the klobb owned because you could say "it's klobberin' time" whenever you picked it up
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Jun 30, 2014 20:24
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Pretty recent but it's legit good poo poo
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Jun 30, 2014 20:24
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Gimbal lock posted:Pretty recent but it's legit good poo poo its not useless, as shovel knight doing little flips midair while you stomp baddies makes you feel like a total badass
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Jun 30, 2014 20:26
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the klobb was the best gun in one hit kill mode
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Jun 30, 2014 20:27
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While playing through Planescape: Torment I often forgot to toss seemingly useless items since I was one of those people who tried to carry everything. This paid off a few times when portals would open from what seemed to be a useless item actually being a portal key!  I wish more games today would do stuff like that.
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Jun 30, 2014 20:53
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i have used the L85A1/L85A2/IL 86 in nearly every stalker game/mod ive played even though in most of them its obsoleted by 2 or more guns. dont know what it is about it but i like it
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Jun 30, 2014 21:14
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01011001 posted:i have used the L85A1/L85A2/IL 86 in nearly every stalker game/mod ive played even though in most of them its obsoleted by 2 or more guns. dont know what it is about it but i like it I loved that thing in Fallout 2 as the LSW and preferred it to the BOZAR for no reason other than I hate save scumming and it just looks cooler.
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Jun 30, 2014 22:01
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its not really useless so much as just a pallet swap weapon, but the rainbow making GBS threads unicorn in red faction armageddon or whatever it was that had it, because it owned
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Jun 30, 2014 22:04
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I was playing Battlefield 3 for the first time at someone's house and spent the session trying to kill everyone with paddles.
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Jun 30, 2014 22:07
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Action Tortoise posted:I was playing Battlefield 3 for the first time at someone's house and spent the session trying to kill everyone with paddles. I have more EOD bot kills than any other vehicle kills in the BF4 account I played on Paddles are pretty rage inducing
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Jun 30, 2014 22:09
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we called the klobb the pencil gun because we assumed it shot pencils instead of bullets
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My dick in the game of life
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the Jag in team fortress 2. in fact I collect them and proudly display them in my item showcase for all to enjoy.
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Jul 1, 2014 00:30
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Hard core min maxer here OP. Won't use a weapon unless I can scientifically prove that it's the optimal tool for situation at hand.
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Jul 1, 2014 00:31
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Canned Bread posted:the Jag in team fortress 2. in fact I collect them and proudly display them in my item showcase for all to enjoy. if you're not using the gunslinger then the jag is the best wrench option hth
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Jul 1, 2014 00:34
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I dunno if it counts as a weapon but I loved having the sheep as my avatar creature in Black and White nothing more satisfying than getting a sheep hench as gently caress then kicking the poo poo out of a wolf
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Jul 1, 2014 00:34
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DLTN posted:if you're not using the gunslinger then the jag is the best wrench option hth yeah but that's just a secret between you and me, k?
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Jul 1, 2014 00:35
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i have made more than one effort post in the past about how the jag in tf2 is actually completely worthless but i respect your opinion and support your endeavors
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Jul 1, 2014 00:43
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i could make a case for the jag but honestly tf2 is too poo poo of a game for anyone to care about this line of discussion tbh
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Jul 1, 2014 00:50
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one day ill find the gasoline for the chainsaw and show that tentacle whos boss
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Jul 1, 2014 00:56
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that fuckin fake item block totally useless, obvious as poo poo, but I'll be damned if I didn't think I was the cleverest man in the universe when I put that thing amidst a forest of real item blocks
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Jul 1, 2014 01:35
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Any game where you can use your fists as a weapon. Even though its typically the weakest "weapon", it's amusing that you can kill things with your bare hands.
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Jul 1, 2014 02:58
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 No magicka No damage Final Destination
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Mewtwo
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The loving baby in balder's gate two just because of how loving stupid it was. The familiar is also dumb but it's kinda cool and gave you a tiny benefit so w/e
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Jul 1, 2014 04:09
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What did having a baby do for you?
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Jul 1, 2014 04:14
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Grakdesh posted:What did having a baby do for you? You got a baby inventory item that you could carry around.
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DLTN posted:if you're not using the gunslinger then the jag is the best wrench option hth someone did the math and figured out that it only saves like .2 seconds to build a sentry with it compared to the regular wrench
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Jul 1, 2014 04:19
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The wrench that does bleed damage is more useful than the Jag? Get a Medic to follow you as a Heavy and when he ubers just use fists or bang taunt everyone.
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Pirate Jet posted:someone did the math and figured out that it only saves like .2 seconds to build a sentry with it compared to the regular wrench the point is that despite .2s being only a marginal difference, it's better to have than a little extra damage on a melee weapon that you should only be using to manage your buildings
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Jul 1, 2014 04:51
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i like to play as pyro in tf2 sometimes
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Euclid's C-Finder in new vegas having your own satellite nuke is pretty sweet no matter how impractical it may be
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i don't care if it was dumb i still liked the biogun in unreal tournament. you would basically have to be blind to be killed by it but i thought it was the funniest thing to cover the floor in slime and if someone ran into it they'd do a lil hop when they got hurt and that was all good also i would fire the redeemer but instead of aiming it at people i would fly loops for as long as i could Mr. Pumroy fucked around with this message at 11:25 on Jul 1, 2014 |
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