WWE Raw: The Champ is Here for 6/30

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Best champion of all time? This poll is closed.
John Cena	6	5.50%
Juan Cena	18	16.51%
John Cena's character in The Marine John Triton	27	24.77%
Bumpy Knucklez	50	45.87%
John Cena	8	7.34%
Total:	109 votes

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Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Nilbop posted:

No biggie. I'll just go back to not following RAWs.

Carver Crisis posted:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OF loving COURSE.

gently caress THE WWE

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

I KNEW THEY WERE GOING TO DO THAT BUT MOTHERFUCK JOHN CENA GODDAMNIT

RacistGuidingLight posted:

"THERE IS NO DOUBT THAT JOHN CENA IS THE GREATEST WWE CHAMPION IN HISTORY"

legoman727 posted:

ahahhaha Cena literally did fuckall that match then walked in and won.

CapnAndy posted:

You had three dudes who deserved a chance in the spotlight and a perfect transitional opportunity to try one of them out WWE

Goddammit

Chokes McGee posted:

I thank the Good Lord for giving me 33 years of exciting matches, stimulating feuds, many happy occasions, and, most of all, the finest wife any man could ever desire.

Now my life has changed for no apparent reason. People who call and write are exasperated and feel helpless. They know I'm innocent and want to help. But in this nation, the world's greatest democracy, there is nothing they can do to prevent me from being punished for a crime they know I did not commit. Some who have called have said that I am a modern-day jobber.

John Cena is also noted for his extended title reigns. I face a maximum of 55 years of championship reigns and a $9.95 monthly fine for cheering for others. Cena has already told the press that he, quote, 'felt invigorated' when he won the ladder match, and that he plans to rapadoo as a deterrent to other wrestlers. But it wouldn't be a deterrent because every poster who knows me knows that I am innocent; it wouldn't be a legitimate punishment because I've done nothing wrong. Since I'm a victim of political persecution, Cena's title reign would simply be an American gulag.

I ask those that believe in me to continue to extend friendship and prayer to my family, to work untiringly for the creation of a true heel stable here in the WWE, and to press on with the efforts to vindicate me, so that my family and their future families are not tainted by this injustice that has been perpetrated on me.

We were confident that right and truth would prevail, and Cesaro would win and we would devote the rest of our lives working to create new stars here in the United States. The Cena win has strengthened that resolve. But as we've discussed our plans to expose the warts of WWE booking, people have said, 'Why bother, no one cares.' 'You'll look foolish.' 'David Meltzer been publicizing cases like yours for years and it doesn't bother anyone.'

Please leave the thread if this will offend you.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:36

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:29

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

You're late, you better be posting it from a cave in Mexico. Stop disrespecting The Champ like this.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:37

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

Shima Honnou posted:

You're late, you better be posting it from a cave in Mexico. Stop disrespecting The Champ like this.

Mexican caves have bad wifi.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:37

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

I hope Seth Rollins and Dean Ambrose get a lot of screentime. Unfortunately, John Cena.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:37

TEGGS: Nov 21, 2004; Spoony Bard!

THE CHAMP IS HERE!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:38

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Bard Maddox posted:

Mexican caves have bad wifi.

It's okay, they have bad wifi in the sub-basement nuclear fallout shelter of Titan Tower, where the preshow is now being presented from.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:38

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I hope this pre-show change isn't permanent and that they're maybe just doing it from there since they're in CT. This feels so stilted.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:38

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

Lotta dudes upset about Mr. Cena, I see.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:38

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

hail to the king jkon cena

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:39

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

Dean Cain?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:40

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

sportsgenius86 posted:

Dean Cain?

Rollins tries to cash in Tuesday, Sept. 9th, on Smackdown; gets Sandow'd.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:41

Daniel Bryan: May 23, 2006; GOAT

This pre-show and the missing post-show last night definitely represent cutbacks for the Network.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:41

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

Is anyone else's pre-show Network picture grainy as hell?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:41

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

ZDar Fan posted:

Is anyone else's pre-show Network picture grainy as hell?

They're having trouble getting the signal out through the mile of concrete and lead above this room.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:42

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Kane is the best heel in WWE right now because I get so mad every time he shows up because I know it's gonna lead to horse poo poo. Also THEDEMONKANE is the stupidest name ever.

Source: a mark

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:42

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

*looks to the heavens* mods rename me THEDEMONNICKROWEFILLEA

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:43

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

sportsgenius86 posted:

Dean Cain?

Dude used to get paid to make out with Teri Hatcher.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:43

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

My wife watching the preshow: "Booker T is that guy that everyone is uncomfortable around and he doesn't realize it."

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:44

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

NickRoweFillea posted:

*looks to the heavens* mods rename me THEDEMONNICKROWEFELLA

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:44

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

Every time I've seen that Countdown preview, I think that Pete Rose is Charles Grodin.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:44

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Why is the pre show feed al Queda video quality?

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:44

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Daniel Bryan posted:

This pre-show and the missing post-show last night definitely represent cutbacks for the Network.

This saddens me, because now I'm just not even gonna bother. Them being in the arena actually got me hyped, this just feels stilted and awkward and like some bad fan show on YouTube.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:44

Eat My Fuc: May 29, 2007

Hey does anyone have the link to the good RAW stream, first row isn't streaming it and big events sucks.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:44

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

fart blood posted:

Why is the pre show feed al Queda video quality?

It's being presented from the fallout bunker. They're hiding from Adam Bomb right now.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:44

Rhonne: Feb 13, 2012; Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Whether you cheer him or boo him, you have to admit that John Cena is the greatest champion ever!

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:45

Speedboat Jones: Dec 28, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Jhon Cena

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:47

fart blood: Sep 13, 2008; by VideoGames

Daniel Bryan posted:

This pre-show and the missing post-show last night definitely represent cutbacks for the Network.

That's depressing and not a good sign considering it's only four friggin months old.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:47

BigRed0427: Mar 23, 2007; There's no one I'd rather be than me.

So glad I'm not at the show tonight.

Maybe the Unemployment office putting a hold on my checks is a blessing.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:48

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

fart blood posted:

That's depressing and not a good sign considering it's only four friggin months old.

It really upsets me because the Network is so loving amazing and deserves so much to succeed.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:48

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

I'm excited for John Cena to open the show with a promo about how he won the title and some of us like that and some of us don't but that's okay, then win an Authority-booked match against The Demon Kane or some other guy and avoid being cashed in on

Furthermore, John Cena

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:48

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

I'll be sad if they shut the network down because it means I will have to go back to firstrowsports for my wrestling

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:48

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Perhaps Vince McMahon also doesn't understand how stocks work and thinks he lost a million billion dollars or whatever due to him lying about numbers to investors.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:48

Thauros: Jan 29, 2003

Eat My Fuc posted:

Hey does anyone have the link to the good RAW stream, first row isn't streaming it and big events sucks.

http://live.wrestling-network.net/

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:49

Truther Vandross: Jun 17, 2008

fart blood posted:

That's depressing and not a good sign considering it's only four friggin months old.

eh I mean, it's certainly not a good thing but the fact that they were smart enough to realize that was a good place to start is more than I would've given them credit for

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:49

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

Shay-moose.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:49

NickRoweFillea: Sep 27, 2012; doin thangs

Wow the Usos are bad at promos

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:50

ZDar Fan: Oct 15, 2012

Jey should have introduced SheamUS to Oprah, and Oprah to SheamUS

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:50

Shima Honnou: Dec 1, 2010; The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit; College Slice

NickRoweFillea posted:

Wow the Usos are bad

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:50

Static Rook: Dec 1, 2000; by Lowtax

No aftershow last night and a preshow from the Titan Tower bomb shelter tonight. Jhon Cena killed The Network.

I'm also still waiting for my WWE.com order from last week so I can't proudly wear my Bo-lieve shirt while the crowd chants "Bo-ner" at him tonight. Boo.

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:51

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:29

Bard Maddox: Feb 15, 2012; I'm just a sick guy, I'm really just a dirty guy.

The Usos are good, nerds

# ? Jul 1, 2014 00:52

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