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Cena smells that something is up because they are way too nice tonight. Cena kind of taps bag into his thug style and HHH starts making fun of it. HHH even brings up Doctor of Thuganomics and tells him to "chill his roll". Oh man this is great. HHH says he doesn't care if Cena is the champ or the face of the company as long as he shows some respect. Cena says he won't bow down and will do things his way. HHH announces that Battleground with be a Fatal Fourway. Two of the men in the match will be Orton and Kane, who he squares off with tonight in the main event. His partner tonight will be the fourth man- Roman Reigns. Cena brings up the pool a couple of times to Stephanie before he leaves. As Cena leaves, HHH gets on the mic again and says that if he survives that- there is always a Plan B. Rollins music hits and he walks up next to Cena on the stage with the Money in the Bank briefcase before heading on down to the ring as we head to break. _____________________________________________________ Seth Rollins vs RVD Result: Seth Rollins wins by pinfall Highlights: Rollins with the early strikes but an RVD counter sends Rollins to the outside. Rollins collects himself because he is still selling a back injury from last night. Rollins attacks again and once again retreats to the outside to recover a bit from his back. Rollins and RVD trade kicks and RVD gets the advantage with an enzigiuri and then a spinning kick in the corner before a standing moonsault. RVD with more strikes in the corner and when he goes for his sumersault thing Rollins counters. RVD counters though into an abdominal stretch and then a banana split. Rollins is able to get a hold of the rope and then rolls out of the ring. He baits RVD in and nails him with a clohtesline as we head to break. Rollins with a single leg Boston Crab but RVD is able to escape. Rollins catches a RVD kick and laughs but RVD takes him down with a leg scissors before hitting some more kicks. Rolling Thunder by RVD. Backbreaker from RVD leads to the split leg moonsault that gets a two count. Rollins fights his way back and goes for the Buckle Bomb but RVD counters it with a moonsault. Rollisn rolls to the outside when RVD goes up top, but RVD htis a splash to the outside. When RVD tries to follow up in the ring, Rollins counters with a brutal slam and the curb stomp for the win. Post-match interview with Renee. "If you are going to introduce me, do it right. That's Mr. Money in the Bank toots." He says it's not arrogance if you can back it up and the fans are just mad because he proved himself right. Ambrose appears on the Titantron. "From one scumbag to antoher- you don't really think this over yet?" Ambrose talks about the failure of Rollins Plan A and he needed Daddy Trip and Uncle Kane to bail him out. Ambrose says he isn't even upset. It may be more fun this way as he will be around every corner, preventing Rollins from cashing in. _____________________________________________________ Rusev and Lana are out to talk about the weak culture of America. She makes fun of the USA chant before getting into how we teach our children to ignore winning and losing while awarding participation. No one will stop Russia or Rusev. Lana asks for the next challenger and Rusev takes the mic for some words in Russian. USA chants as WE THE PEOPLE! Out comes Swagger and Colter. Colter says he is tired of them bashing America. Especially since the American freedoms allow them to say it, but in Russia they don't have it. Colter says he knows what can stop Rusev Crush- a Real American. Colter asks the crowd to join him as they say- WE THE PEOPLE! Swagger and Rusev square up and Rusev takes a step but Lana stops him. They start to leave and as Lana exits the ring Rusev decides to say screw it and attack. Swagger with an arm drag and then sends Rusev to the outside. Rusev wants to charge in again but Lana holds him back while yelling at him. She eventually gets him to leave with her. _____________________________________________________ The Usos and Sheamus vs The Wyatt Family Result: Wyatt Family wins by pinfall Highlights: Jimmy and Rowan start things off. Rowan with some quick brawling to Jimm when eh makes the tag to his brother. Both Usos beat on Rowan and send him to the outside as we head to an early commercial break. Back from break and Rowan with a head wrench on Jimmy and then slams him hard into the mat. Face rake from Rowan before tagging in Bray. Bray with a big splash in the corner. Bray with some strikes before a tag to Harper. Harper with a couple of slams but Jimmy with a Samoan Drop. Each man makes a tag to Sheamus and Rowan. Sheamus with some clohtesline and then forearms in the ropes. Harper drags Rowan away from the ropes mid way through so Sheamus goes off the top rope and nails them both. Sheamus tosses Rowan back in and then hits a big back breaker. Sheamus wants the Brogue Kick but HArper distracts him and Rowan sends him out to the floor. Harper with the tag and he lays out Sheamus with a big boot. Wyatts go to work methodically beating down Sheamus left and right as they exchange tags with frequency. Harper with a huge power bomb at one point, but eventually Sheamus is able to get the tag to an Uso. Superkicks left and right and now everyone is brawling left and right. Sheamus with a Brogue Kick to Rowan that sends him to the outside and Jimmy hits a huge suicide dive to Rowan. Sheamus tries to attack Wyatt, but Wyatt hits Sister Abigail. Jey tries to go after Wyatt, but fails and turns right around into a Harper lariat for the pinfall. _____________________________________________________ Nikki interviewed in the back when Steph comes in and books her against the Funkadactyls _____________________________________________________ Bo Dallas comes out and asks for a minute of silence for two competitors who can't wrestle for the time being- Bad News Barret and Daniel Bryan. Lights go down and he Tebows for a full minute. This is awesome. Bo then brings up giving Bryan inspirational words last night and they replay parts of that bit from last night. He tells us all not to stop Bo-lieving. _____________________________________________________ Nikki vs the Funkadactyls Result: Funkadactyls win Highlights: Nothing. Match was short and bad. Funkadactyls won and then they got in each other's face and teased the acrimony between them. _____________________________________________________ We are getting a Battle Royale to determine the next Intercontinental Champion. Heyman cuts a quick promo to pump up the crowd and talk up Cesaro for his match against Kofi Kingston who he calls- "Battle Royalty" Cesaro vs Kingston Result: Kingston wins by pinfall Highlights: Cesaro with an opening salvo but Kofi fights back and hits a splash off the top rope. Cesaro tries to fire back but Kingston sends him to the outside and then hits a suicide senton. Cesaro takes back control when they hti the ring with a series of slam and a chinlock. As Kingston tries to escape, Cesaro lays him out with a clohtesline and then a double stomp. Cesaro with a few stomps when Kingston pops back up with some punches but gets laid out with a power slam. Cesaro teases the swing and then waves it off to the chagrin of the fans before stomping on Kingston some more. Cesaro goes for a back breaker but Kofi counters into hurricarana for a two count. Cesaro sends Kingston into the ropes and then nails him in the back of the head with an uppercut as we head to break. During the break apparently Kingston won and we come back to Cesaro absolutely demolishing Kingston. Cesaro is slamming Kofi left and right and tosses him to the outside. He send him over the announce table, beats on him, and then press slams him over the barrier into the crowd. Cesaro beats on him some more and slams him into the wall before sending him back over the barrier. Cesaro pulls his head into the post a bunch and then lays him out with a hellacious clothesline as the refs come out to drag him away. Cole got scruffed up a bit in the brawl _____________________________________________________ Santino with a picnic set up and he is sad that no one came to his party. Enter Rose and the Express to give him Twisted Tea and the whole thing is an advertisement. Well ok then. _____________________________________________________ DAMIEN SANDOW IS OUT AS VINCE MCMAHON. He is absolutely killing it with this impression as he talks up people and then says he is entering the unappreciated star Sandow in the Battle Royale. Stephanie appears on the titantron and she isn't pleased. Sandow will have to fight his way in. Out comes Khali. Vince McMahon vs Great Khali Result: Khali wins by pinfall Highlights: One chop and the match was over _____________________________________________________ Tease for the return in the back with a limo pulling up. _____________________________________________________ The return is the Miz. Miz is cutting a Hollywood heel promo and he lets us know though that despite his success, he is staying around wrestling for a long time. He wants to main event Wrestlemania again. This is a pretty good promo when..... BREAK DOWN THE WALLS! Miz asks if Jericho is here to give him a lifetime achievement away "or is this 2012 Jericho where you don't talk with your lite brite jacket" Jericho takes off the jacket and Miz starts yelling at Jericho for interrupting his moment. Jericho hits the Codebreaker. Jericho gets on the mic- he has been waiting a long time to say "RAW IS JERI....." LIGHT GO OUT WITH THE WYATT CUT AWAY Wyatts are in the ring and they start beating on him. After demolishing Jericho, Wyatt hits Sister Abigail. _____________________________________________________ Fandango vs Dolph Ziggler Result: Ziggler wins by pinfall Highlights: Ziggler swarms but Fandango buts him into the post. Fandango with a power bomb and then they start brawling. Out comes Summer Rae to interupt the match and starts making out with Ziggler. This stuns Fandango so Ziggler hits him with the Zig Zag for the win. _____________________________________________________ Dust Bros vs Rybaxel Result: Dust Bros win by pinfall Highlights: _____________________________________________________ Paige out to the ring. She says that she is a woman of few words. Paige says that her detractors have been wrong and she deserves to stay. Out comes AJ. AJ just wanted to say that Paige is right. AJ says Paige gave her the slap back to reality that needed and thanks Paige before congratulating her. Paige says she isn't buying it and won't fall for it. Paige says she isn't going to defend the title. AJ asks the crowd, so Paige reluctantly agrees. Diva's Championship Match: Paige (c) vs AJ Lee Result: AJ wins and is new Diva's champion Highlights: AJ jumps onto Paige with a swarm of punches but Paige sheds her and then hits a big kick. Flurry of headbutts and a whip into the corner. AJ tries to fight out but is quickly laid out. Paige jumps in for another flurry but AJ counters with a roll up for the win. then the tag match happened nobody cares seth almost cashed in, but dean made him not report from cageside bleachers or some other lovely newz site Battleground: Fatal 4-way: Jhon Cena, Roman Reigns, Randy, and The Demon Kane in 20 god drat 14 Battleground Battle Royal for the IC Title AJ v Paige 3?
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The night of returns: The Miz, Chris Jericho, Khali, AJ Lee, and Vince McMahon. Pretty good Raw, lots of interesting stuff happened tonight aside from the returns. Dean Ambrose letting us know that Rollins gonna making cashing in MITB hard, Jack Swagger getting cheered, and Sandow being great despite getting buried. Sad to hear my favorites BNB and DB going to be out of the picture for quite a while.
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Professor Funk posted:We're gonna have Cena/Lesnar, HHH/Reigns, Ambrose/Rollins, and Jericho/Wyatt at Summerslam. That is 75% rad, and HHH might be able to carry Reigns. Summerslam's gonna be good.
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oatgan posted:santino shilled hard tea right after kofi kingston won a match during a commercial break
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I Before E posted:That is 75% rad, and HHH might be able to carry Reigns. Summerslam's gonna be good. Reigns doesn't need carrying anymore hth
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I Before E posted:That is 75% rad, and HHH might be able to carry Reigns. Summerslam's gonna be good. HHH was able to carry Daniel Bryan so it should be fine
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oatgan posted:santino shilled hard tea right after kofi kingston won a match during a commercial break Good Raw, in my opinion.
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That show had like 4 returns, 3 babyface turns, and a heel turn. Felt like a post WM RAW without the uber smarky crowd.
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I'm ok with that RAW, and it was better than last night for the sole fact STUFF HAPPENED. As a Paige fan, the events with AJ challenging her, and winning were the perfect culmination. And I hope WWE realizes what they have in front of them, since a Paige/AJ match with PPV time is just sizzling on the grill waiting to be presented to a starved Divas division. As a Swagger fan, it makes the most sense for the American to feud with the Russian, and the gimmick is finally being used in the most logical face utility. I prefer this deeply over Big E. As a Jericho fan, well... Jericho/Wyatt is gonna be a loving awesome feud. Just XCopy Wyatt's dilemma with Cena where everyone loves him, and Wyatt is off to kill your heroes, and it fits like a glove. But yeah... pieces locked together perfectly atm. Here's hoping we get some great matches out of it.
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NoMoneyDown posted:As a Paige fan, the events with AJ challenging her, and winning were the perfect culmination. And I hope WWE realizes what they have in front of them, since a Paige/AJ match with PPV time is just sizzling on the grill waiting to be presented to a starved Divas division. I've been waiting for this for a couple months now, and I really hope it delivers. But it probably won't  AJ will fight...CAMERON! or something.
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Blasmeister posted:How long was Khali even gone for? Not long enough.
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Paige as a heel opens up a ton of good match up possibilities. Paige vs Nattie or Emma would be great.
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DM Punk posted:Paige as a heel opens up a ton of good match up possibilities. Paige vs Nattie or Emma would be great. who the hell is "Emma"
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oatgan posted:who the hell is "Emma" I think Emma is what Santino calls the sock puppet he puts on his hand? I'm not sure.
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Overall great Raw with some really weird stuff worked in there. I am so hype for Cena/Lesnar, Ambrose/Rollins (I'm assuming), and Reigns/HHH (I'm assuming). Plus Jericho/Bray, perhaps Usos/Wyatts, and Rusev/Swagger? That's a helluva card there. Still think Heyman is holding back Cesaro.
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Ambrose loving killing it on the post show. Holy poo poo.
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That was an unexpectedly great Raw I just watched for the last three hours.
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This new post show format is pretty great for Network people who don't have cable.
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Please change the name of the thread to "Twinkies, Cockroaches, and Dean Ambrose"
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Raw is over go read my lovely fanfic.
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I hope to God that Summerslam is awesome and that it helps Network subs because I love the Network and right now I pretty much love Double Double E in general.
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ctrl-f "pool of crap"->0 results. You suck i before e
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Enjoyed that Raw a lot but I hope Jericho keeps doing his podcasts. His "comedy" isn't the best but he does pretty great interviews.
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Dean Ambrose spent two months in a border town prison in Mexico for beating up a guy because he flipped him off.
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Ambrose just did the best goddamn promo on the post show. Holy poo poo.
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Bard Maddox posted:Dean Ambrose spent two months in a border town prison in Mexico for beating up a guy for flipping him off. Dean Ambrose is so good. Ambrose is basically Diamond Joe Biden
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We're going to get a full quarter year of Bolieving v. DBry. That's the real comedy option.
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Deadpool posted:Ambrose just did the best goddamn promo on the post show. Holy poo poo. If someone could go ahead and find a youtube link of this for those of us who are stuck at work, that would be super appreciated.
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"There are three things in this world that will survive a nuclear explosion. Twinkies, Cockroaches, and Dean Ambroses."
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Raw was weird. Some great stuff and a lot of not so great stuff. Battleground is looking like a fun card, may have to try and catch it. I like that they're apparently setting up AJ / Paige as a thing but why could they not hold off switching the belt? BUILD things, dammit!
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sportsgenius86 posted:guys, Rollins is absolutely a better promo than Ambrose. Seriously. Ambrose may be a poorer promo but he's a much more wholesome person!
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