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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Deadpool posted:

Here's the Dean Ambrose promo for all of you non-subscribers.

http://vimeo.com/99599720

That's it, embrace the sleaze. Become the unholy combination of Steve Austin and Jake Roberts.

keevo posted:

Finally an update from Brad. Someone save him!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXfDVVHaHHI

Blair Witch Project came out 15 years ago and people still think this is a shoot?

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WadeBartender
Aug 18, 2013

Shieldhill posted:

maybe they ended the match early because of that

i mean even if that was the case that doesn't change the fact that Cesaro still lost to a man who a few months ago could not beat Heath Slater

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Luigi Thirty posted:

Blair Witch Project came out 15 years ago and people still think this is a shoot?

wait what

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I feel like I just wasted part of my life

Buzzsaw Roomba
Feb 14, 2012

Christ, what an asshole.

WadeBartender posted:

i mean even if that was the case that doesn't change the fact that Cesaro still lost to a man who a few months ago could not beat Heath Slater

i'll have you remember Kofi Kingston defeated WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rule 1: If you enjoy not feeling old, don't look up dates of things

Shieldhill posted:

i'll have you remember Kofi Kingston defeated WWE World Heavyweight Champion Randy Orton

The only other win he's gotten on Raw this year

Good Listener
Sep 2, 2006

Ask me about moons
Fact #1 The Moon is really cool
Someone needs to tell AJ she doesn't need to look like her shirt. There was way more rib showing than I remember :ohdear:

Luneshot
Mar 10, 2014

Kofi seems to be their "random jobber win for storyline purposes" guy

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Luneshot posted:

Kofi seems to be their "random jobber win for storyline purposes" guy

THE GREAT THING IS THAT IT WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING!

TheHock
Jul 3, 2008

I have altered my retirement plans. Pray I do not alter them any further.
Between the AJ/Paige, the Funkadactyls, Bellas/Stephanie and Summer/Layla there are four legitimate storylines in the Divas division right now. Did Vince die or something?

hunnert car pileup
Oct 28, 2007

the first world was a mistake

So is this the first time Swagger's ever been a face?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

RacistGuidingLight posted:

THE GREAT THING IS THAT IT WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING!

It amounted to Cesaro beating the poo poo out of him because he is a heel. I remember a day when that was good enough for some people.

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

Fauxhawk Express posted:

So is this the first time Swagger's ever been a face?

swagger has been a face since people started chanting "we the people" so that's well over a year now i guess

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Sanguinia posted:

It amounted to Cesaro beating the poo poo out of him because he is a heel. I remember a day when that was good enough for some people.

What day was that? Thursday? Ain't nobody been satisfied ever.

TEGGS
Nov 21, 2004

Spoony Bard!

All the buys.

Big Coffin Hunter
Aug 13, 2005

Bard Maddox posted:

"best for business" is an empty motto that masks the fact that all they care about is absolute power and doing things their way and having an empty lackey that they can control as champion and John Cena doesn't fit into that plan. The only thing that's best for business is what's best for the McMahons

Eh, I get this but Champion of the Last Decade and the literal franchise of WWE John Cena fighting WWE management is just something I really can't stomach.

Everything else sounds pretty cool though, and gently caress at least this ends with John Cena getting his rear end kicked by Brock Lesnar.

Brokenogre
May 22, 2013

Lacey is really good actually
I am waiting for the Dean Ambrose alternate cover for WWE 2k15 so i can slip that in the game case when it comes out

Perry Normal
Jul 23, 2010

Humans disgust me. Vile creatures.
I really liked that we got a Codebreaker on Miz without having to actually have a Jericho/Miz feud.

Death By Yogurt
Apr 3, 2007


The Dust Brothers suspect their bowl is a portal to the meat shoe dimension.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Death By Yogurt posted:

The Dust Brothers suspect their bowl is a portal to the meat shoe dimension.

Cena lands in Midnight Channel, no-sells shadow attacks

He can't see them.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


Adam Rose's bunny as Bunny. Dean Ambrose as Kanji.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

Atlus making a wrestling game? If it doesn't have Stardust yelling Ikamikazuchi then I'm not buying it :colbert:

Also

DingoSlasher fucked around with this message at 05:51 on Jul 1, 2014

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Codependent Poster posted:

Dean and Renee are my OTP, by the way. Deanee.

Are they actually dating or is that just a dumb thing people made up?


So Goldust is Cody's Persona?

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Codependent Poster posted:

Adam Rose's bunny as Bunny. Dean Ambrose as Kanji.

Hilarity ensues when AJ Lee kicks Dolph Ziggler in the balls for breaking her Kung Fu DVD during a bicycle crash.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

Perry Normal posted:

I really liked that we got a Codebreaker on Miz without having to actually have a Jericho/Miz feud.

I really like either Vince or someone in creative took a second look at bringing back Miz as a face with Flair as his manager was a horrible idea and 180ed accordingly.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

THE GREAT THING IS THAT IT WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING!

Hey, man, Kofi needs his like, 20th Intercontinental title reign or whatever the hell it's up to now.

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

Sanguinia posted:

Hilarity ensues when AJ Lee kicks Dolph Ziggler in the balls for breaking her Kung Fu DVD during a bicycle crash.

If AJ is Chie then does that mean Tamina is Yukiko :aaa:

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
Vacant got demoted to the IC title scene :(

Another Person
Oct 21, 2010

Daniel Bryan posted:

Vacant got demoted to the IC title scene :(

Next thing we will be seeing is him fighting Zack Ryder for the internet belt

poor guy

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Daniel Bryan posted:

Vacant got demoted to the IC title scene :(

Still held more gold than anybody else in 2014

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

DingoSlasher posted:

If AJ is Chie then does that mean Tamina is Yukiko :aaa:

cody rhodes is pikachu and wade barrett is astroboy

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

RacistGuidingLight posted:

cody rhodes is pikachu and wade barrett is astroboy

That's not the same game ya big galoot!!

DingoSlasher
Jul 25, 2013

It's a day job.

RacistGuidingLight posted:

cody rhodes is pikachu and wade barrett is astroboy

sorry but cody rhodes is gomamon and daniel bryan is agumon.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

DingoSlasher posted:

If AJ is Chie then does that mean Tamina is Yukiko :aaa:

Only Emma is awkward enough to be Yukiko.

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002
Persona 4's been sitting on my shelf since Black Friday stop making me want to play it, jerks.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

DingoSlasher posted:

If AJ is Chie then does that mean Tamina is Yukiko :aaa:

No no, AJ is Kitana, this is canon


Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

TheHock posted:

Between the AJ/Paige, the Funkadactyls, Bellas/Stephanie and Summer/Layla there are four legitimate storylines in the Divas division right now. Did Vince die or something?

What? No. Vince was on Raw, didn't you see him? He pushed my boy Damian Sandow and then his ungrateful daughter sent out The Devil Khali to try to assassinate him on TV.



BTW, push Sandow forever tia

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~

Blasmeister posted:

No no, AJ is Kitana, this is canon



So Tamina is Jade and Alicia Fox is Mileena. This fits perfectly with Miz being Johnny Cage tonight.

It's all coming together.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

Sanguinia posted:

So Tamina is Jade and Alicia Fox is Mileena. This fits perfectly with Miz being Johnny Cage tonight.

It's all coming together.

You forgot Triple H as Shao Kahn

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



Watching my recorded copy of Raw. Adam Rose is currently shilling something called Twisted Tea in the most painful segment I've ever seen. What the gently caress are you even doing, WWE?

E: Ok, Vincent Kennedy McMandow has made up for it.

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Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Ragnarok the Red posted:

Persona 4's been sitting on my shelf since Black Friday stop making me want to play it, jerks.

Play it. It's fun.

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