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I should be making the civ thread lmao scrubs
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Army is gay Reserves are gay Natty Guard is gay OP is gay gently caress you QTIYD
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Mandatory unit fun day tomorrow! I signed up for the dominoes tournament 
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BaconAndBullets posted:Army is gay
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BaconAndBullets posted:Army is gay
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gently caress you
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Cold War Army was gay. "Kinder Gentler Army" was gay. Drawdown was gay. Just Cause was gay. Desert Shield/Storm was gay. Officers were gay. NCO's were gay. Enlisted were gay. The military runs on tears, semen, and surprise buttsex.
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50 Foot Ant posted:Cold War Army was gay. All that and you left out "Uphold Democracy was gay"? Dude.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt2D0tHeNTw
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My first duty in the real army: go to a 4th of july event... on the 28th of june and work detail. Whoever took that picture of the trainees makes me laugh because that chick in the blue event shirt was working with us.
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DS: Why are you still here you loving mongoloid go away Me: I work here. DS: Start pushing. 5 minutes and many pushups later DS: come clean this trash can, and sniper crawl to it. DS: Go find something to teach the high schoolers (split ops cycle). I taught them proper army song procedure. This will help them in the long run. Im glad thar its so loving hard to kick people out of the army or I would actually give a gently caress about anything other than my next paycheck Anansi The Spider fucked around with this message at 22:09 on Jul 1, 2014 |
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I switched all my TSP money from lifecycle to S fund. If I started with the S fund I would have twice as much money there. How's your TSP looking? Save your money, save your money, save your money.
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Anansi The Spider posted:DS: Why are you still here you loving mongoloid go away Cool loving story.
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Anansi The Spider posted:DS: Why are you still here you loving mongoloid go away There once was a guy who kept slamming his own head in a door constantly forever until the end of time and all he could say was, "why does this keep happening to me?"
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Anansi The Spider posted:DS: Why are you still here you loving mongoloid go away Cool.
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Anansi The Spider posted:DS: Why are you still here you loving mongoloid go away lmbo youre gonna do your 4 years and only have bootcamp stories kill yourself now and get it over with
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12 years a boot. jk I was you at one point. elite_garbage_man fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Jul 2, 2014 |
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We were boots once... but not that loving boot ahahaha holy poo poo.
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Anansi The Spider posted:DS: Why are you still here you loving mongoloid go away Tell him to go gently caress himself in the future. Is anything the peacetime Army has to offer that is worth having another grown rear end man tell your grown rear end man self to crawl on the floor and clean his trash can? I watch porn movies were women have to do that kinda poo poo before taking a hard loving. Honestly. Tell him to gently caress off next time. Then head over to the IG or something. I imagine TRADOC IG people are like goddamned bulldogs eager to gently caress a drill sergeant and get it in the blotter. Your a grown rear end man dude. Your not in training anymore. There is no purpose served for that other than to degrade and humiliate you. Turns out that's not cool with the UCMJ. I'm serious dude, he keeps that poo poo up get him lit up for it. You hold a goddamn MOS and aren't in training. Don't let some gently caress make you his little bitch. The military is like anywhere else man, once you start letting people, even high ranking ones, treat you like poo poo it only gets worse. Sack up, show some HEART or something. I'm serious guy, you can't just be a bitch or your life is gonna be hell.
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Soldier, woman arrested after having sex on lawn. "The officer said they smelled strongly of alcohol and their speech was slurred. The officer asked them how much they had to drink, and both said they were very drunk." -or- Hello 4th of July safety briefing topic!
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woof don't do meth, kids
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:woof I'm going to need a full body shot before I decide wether or not I want to "do" "meth". It could be a pretty good time.
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Not really, Jon.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:woof Yeah that's about right.
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The army is so gay and I'm gay for being in it
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 This is on the official Camp Casey Facebook.
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When we deployed I took the lead and let the rest of my fire team advance to the second site. I remained alone at what we'd call position A, carefully checking for any enemy. Half an hour later, I heard my radio, turns out they made contact at their position, and they're going black on grenades. So I rush as fast as I can, and in the way I take down a hajii, barely escaping alive. When I reach the site turns out it was a distraction and they sent their cannon fodder here so position A could be freed. I then listen to the explosion, and the voiceover says "Terrorists win!". We respawn and I get called a human being for not covering A properly.
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Cole posted:
"lost contact"
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Justin Tyme posted:"lost contact" id never talk to that again either if i woke up next to it
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Guess what I did on 4th of July? Cleaned weapons from 0900 to 2300. Guess what I'm doing today? Cleaning weapons and vehicles from 0430 to "UTC."
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TheAlphaChaser posted:Guess what I did on 4th of July? Cleaned weapons from 0900 to 2300. Guess what I'm doing today? Cleaning weapons and vehicles from 0430 to "UTC." Hard work builds character.
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McNally posted:Hard work builds character. Beatings do it faster.
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McNally posted:Hard work builds character. Und Charakter macht frei, rechts meine Mitstreiter Christi?
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Nein.
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Titten. mod edit: better as a link than behind spoilers but loving Nice! http://i.imgur.com/X7BJZQ6.png Somebody fucked around with this message at 01:32 on Jul 6, 2014 |
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Called the folks, friendly banter, family gossip, and then Dad asks to borrow $5,000 dollars from me. Why not ask the loving child that's a loving captain and not the loving corporal. Fucker could get a job while he's at it too.
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I once again set up the charges without them noticing and detonated them once the bird took off. My teammates called me a human being and said i should stop teamkilling but i bet these shitheads wouldnt know how to pilot a black hawk so its better off down
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TPSDude posted:Called the folks, friendly banter, family gossip, and then Dad asks to borrow $5,000 dollars from me. Why not ask the loving child that's a loving captain and not the loving corporal. Fucker could get a job while he's at it too. You're a corporal? Hahahaha
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