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anne frank fanfic posted:Wow, do I smell a bitches in this thrad? You know you're in war deployment right? And your bitching out about a shoulder tear, a meniscus pull? gently caress off. You're in the forward operating environment and kids over their are DYING every day. Everyone at every level is giving you a chance to show your BALL SACK and volunteer to stay, that's what every kid ever did when they got hurt over there. But I guess you're big bad "hurt shouldy" man, like a little bitch, and want to get out of Afghanistan as fast as possible, dumb peace loving hippy-nic. Fine, go, but don't be surprised when Talibant win. can you make prospector come back too please
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That's a very 82nd thing. Are they gonna have someone checking boots? Because it'll probably be some joes from the infantry battalions stationed at the doors every day. And when the BRIGADE CSM finds out they don't give a poo poo and don't enforce it he'll make them do it in full kit.
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Cole posted:That's a very 82nd thing. Are they gonna have someone checking boots? Because it'll probably be some joes from the infantry battalions stationed at the doors every day. it's CAB so there will definitely be a cook there eying everyone's feet as they enter their ssn, standards are serious business in bragg's best dfac!!!
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I need to make a shirt that says 'IAW AR 670-1', get really fat, and sit out in front of the PX laughing at people.
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I'm sure the pilots in that Brigade will pay attention. e: "By order of ...senior NCO" always pisses me off. What exactly gives you command authority bub? Oh right, I do. http://strategicstudiesinstitute.army.mil/pubs/parameters/Articles/1988/1988%20bahnsen%20bradin.pdf Written by a CSM in the 80s, sounds like it was written yesterday. Paradise Lost fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Aug 1, 2014 |
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Painsaw posted:I need to make a shirt that says 'IAW AR 670-1', get really fat, and sit out in front of the PX laughing at people.
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Paradise Lost posted:I'm sure the pilots in that Brigade will pay attention. A good read
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Painsaw posted:I need to make a shirt that says 'IAW AR 670-1', get really fat, and sit out in front of the PX laughing at people.
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Justin Tyme posted:it's CAB so there will definitely be a cook there eying everyone's feet as they enter their ssn, standards are serious business in bragg's best dfac!!! lmao, the only thing in the army more ridiculous than the 82nd is the 82nd CAB staff that think they are loving card carrying airborne hooah rangers personified. edit: Paradise Lost posted:http://strategicstudiesinstitute.army.mil/pubs/parameters/Articles/1988/1988%20bahnsen%20bradin.pdf brains fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Aug 1, 2014 |
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Painsaw posted:I need to make a shirt that says 'IAW AR 670-1', get really fat and laugh at people.
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Justin Tyme posted:it's CAB so there will definitely be a cook there eying everyone's feet as they enter their ssn, standards are serious business in bragg's best dfac!!! Sheeeeeit. The MI Dfac was better, and it was on the way to work. Did they bulldoze the DFAC on the-base-formerly-known-as-Pope? That place was the poo poo if you beat traffic.
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Carteret posted:Sheeeeeit. The MI Dfac was better, and it was on the way to work. Did they bulldoze the DFAC on the-base-formerly-known-as-Pope? That place was the poo poo if you beat traffic. I always went to the Pope DFAC because you didn't have to worry about being randomly screamed at by some E7 about whatever. Also retards bused your table for you. One time they took my buddies full tray right after he sat down and threw it all out, that was awesome. Womac was a decent DFAC to, lots of nurses to awkwardly hit on. The DFAC next to my barracks was trash because the CA AIT kids used it so the line would be six years long.
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Why the gently caress is your pc on the loving table soldier jesus christ who is your loving first line?!
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gleep gloop posted:I always went to the Pope DFAC because you didn't have to worry about being randomly screamed at by some E7 about whatever. Also retards bused your table for you. One time they took my buddies full tray right after he sat down and threw it all out, that was awesome. Womac was a decent DFAC to, lots of nurses to awkwardly hit on. The DFAC next to my barracks was trash because the CA AIT kids used it so the line would be six years long. I loved the Skilcraft DFAC employees. The best part was your mealcard gave you Carte Blanche to order whatever the gently caress you wanted, as much as you wanted.
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Justin Tyme posted:
Last I heard orders are not something an NCO can give but I don't know the reg that says this hth
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Zeris posted:Last I heard orders are not something an NCO can give but I don't know the reg that says this hth Because "per guidance of senior enlisted king dick" or "pretty please with cherries on top" doesn't let him stroke his ego/hate boner.
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Makes me think off the "Keep off of the Grass" signs CSM Brassfield had posted around the BDE headquarters when I was there, only way more hooah. Never change, Aviation. Never change. That brigade isn't on jump status, last I knew, so they have to get their Airborne points elsewhere. Paradise Lost posted:I'm sure the pilots in that Brigade will pay attention. Helicopter pilots are, in all seriousness, some of the biggest assholes on the face of the planet.
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Aviation senior NCOs are the worst. Points for 15 series are always rediculously high, ensuring only the cocksuckiest of the cocksuckers make it to the top.
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THIS JUST IN http://www.armytimes.com/article/20140731/NEWS07/307310083/Army-announces-rollout-date-new-camo the army tabloids never lies right guys
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Mike-o posted:shut up boot
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I'm out in six months, enjoy buying your new uniforms guys.
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Nerato posted:Makes me think off the "Keep off of the Grass" signs CSM Brassfield had posted around the BDE headquarters when I was there, only way more hooah. Never change, Aviation. Never change. Hahaha I remember those signs, we used to run by them all the time on that sidewalk that went from 3BCT all the way through CAB on to mod village and around the lake. That sad looking little patch with the "BY ORDER OF THE BRIGADE CSM ABSOLUTELY NO PERSONNEL ON THIS GRASS" like it was a HUGE loving holy poo poo alert the President deal. The closure of the Pope dfac was a drat shame; self-serve everything that isn't meat so you could load the gently caress up on rice/pasta and vegetables and it actually staffed civilians so the food was really dece for Army standards. I don't think they had retard bussers when I was there, though- everyone bussed their own poo poo. But this was like 1 year immediately prior to the closure. Mod village dfac was the poo poo too, they actually cooked FOOD, like not Army food but cater-quality poo poo same with the hospital and Iron Mike at the soldier support center. Pretty sure they closed too because gently caress quality food we need money to jump at least ten times a year!
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I think CSMs are the only people who think CSMs should exist. It's like some kind of CSM Industrial Complex.
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Anansi The Spider posted:I think csms should have to fight each other in bare knuckle cage matches to determine who will be the next SMA You've seen, like 1. Ever.
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How do you ignore someone using awful app? Anansi is just not funny anymore, and by my calculations probably never will be again.
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Obama Africanus posted:Anansi was never funny, and by my calculations probably never will be. FTFY
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Doesn't help me find the ignore button, pal.
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Obama Africanus posted:How do you ignore someone using awful app? Anansi is just not funny anymore, and by my calculations probably never will be again. You just need to promote him to the GIP SF Recondo Team leader and send him into D&D to terrorize the peace-loving folks who rail against the military-industrial complex. It's a suicide mission.
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Oh score, he's ignored. Sweet.
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Catching up on this thread almost made me miss being in for like a second. Something special about the army that breeds the best stupid stories.
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Obama Africanus posted:Oh score, he's ignored. Sweet. Ayep. I'll take him off for the eevntual meltdown. Until then he's the glue eating kid in class who doesn't realize he's not funny or wanted.
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