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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I'd put money on this. so would I. I'm already thinking of how I will get an article 15 right before I ETS "Hey so-and-so wanna talk about reuping maybe?" "How about gently caress you instead."
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Carteret posted:Anansi will ETS before he gets to see what the real army is. Pretty sure he is truly living the highest expression of what the real army is.
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Jul 10, 2014 01:37
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Anansi The Spider posted:
Don't worry about this happening!
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Jul 10, 2014 01:38
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You should pull out a prayer rug five times a day and pray to the all knowing tower.
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Jul 10, 2014 01:39
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Mike-o posted:you know what you have to do, go gently caress a nasty Columbus hooker. try not to have your dick fall off. Always remember: if you buy it, don't eat it. Stay alert, stay alive! Hooah hooah roger out.
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Jul 10, 2014 01:45
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This is now my favorite army thread ever.
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So, are you assigned as permanent party to your actual OSUT company? Cause that would make it even amazingly better.
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Anansi The Spider posted:so would I. I'm already thinking of how I will get an article 15 right before I ETS Yeah enjoy your ETS getting hosed up because you're busy raking leaves as a fuzzy til 1800 every night. E: or til 2359 if you're in Korea.
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Painsaw posted:This is now my favorite army thread ever.
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Jul 10, 2014 02:24
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Cease loving, cease loving, cease loving. Set your dick on safe, remove your cock from the vag and throw your rubber to the rear. Visually inspect her chamber then place your dick in the v notch stake. Once an AI has inspected your dick, proceed to the base of the tower to be rodded clear by a medical professional.
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DoktorLoken posted:So, are you assigned as permanent party to your actual OSUT company? Cause that would make it even amazingly better. Yes literally the same coc as before. Thus why the DS had me lowcrawl and do other dumb poo poo.
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Jul 10, 2014 05:20
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Anansi The Spider posted:Yes literally the same coc as before. Thus why the DS had me lowcrawl and do other dumb poo poo.  vv: Bro, that is not an upside. Carteret fucked around with this message at 05:45 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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Jul 10, 2014 05:28
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Well I mean look at the bright side I get free MREs
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Anansi The Spider posted:Well I mean look at the bright side I get free MREs Everything is an upside at this point, one of my dses may sell me his jeep because he cant drive due to seizures or some poo poo, its a piece of poo poo but its a set of wheels for a grande I mean gently caress E: hosed up meant to edit my post not double quote post myself
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Jul 10, 2014 05:53
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What other sweet deals have you lined up with your fellow warriors
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Zeris posted:What other sweet deals have you lined up with your fellow warriors Well I cant sell dip cigarettes and candy anymore so my main source of income is gone. Falling on hard times I mean I could but court marshal isnt my thing Nor is jail Oh wait nevermind
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Jul 10, 2014 06:23
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Anansi The Spider posted:Well I cant sell dip cigarettes and candy anymore so my main source of income is gone. Falling on hard times You said your expenses were essentially zero. Privates get paid dirt, but where is your cash going to make things "hard" on you?
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Jul 10, 2014 12:51
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Going with an educated guess here, strippers and high interest car payments.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You said your expenses were essentially zero. Privates get paid dirt, but where is your cash going to make things "hard" on you? hush money to keep his "tick inspections" of OSUT trainees getting reported.
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He can't get enough of the free MREs, so he's gone out and bought 100+ boxes and has to rent a storage shed to keep them all in. On weekends, he goes and sits in the storage shed on his MRE box couch and props his feet up on his MRE box coffee table and eats MREs while softly crying to himself. That or drugs. It's what I'd have to do to stay sane in his situation.
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Jul 10, 2014 14:31
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Anansi are you a twinky little Asian dude that has a hosed up eye right now?
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Anansi The Spider posted:Yes literally the same coc as before. Thus why the DS had me lowcrawl and do other dumb poo poo.  Surely someone has to be loving with him? Like he's in some sort of holdover status, awaiting real orders?
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:You said your expenses were essentially zero. Privates get paid dirt, but where is your cash going to make things "hard" on you? It was a joke, I made about 6000$ from selling poo poo to dumb privates and then put it in the bank immediately. "Hard times" because my main source of income is gone aka selling poo poo, which made me 3x as much as my paycheck
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Jul 10, 2014 15:20
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Either holdover waiting orders, or a holdover waiting to get out processed for sucking at Armying
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Anansi The Spider posted:It was a joke, I made about 6000$ from selling poo poo to dumb privates and then put it in the bank immediately. "Hard times" because my main source of income is gone aka selling poo poo, which made me 3x as much as my paycheck $6,000 seems pretty nuts, haven't you been "cadre" for like a month? Were you going around to other companies and battalions to slang your wares?
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RichieHimself posted:$6,000 seems pretty nuts, haven't you been "cadre" for like a month? Were you going around to other companies and battalions to slang your wares? This was when I was in OSUT, cant do that poo poo now without serious UCMJ consequences if I got caught And no im not a holdover, I literally PCSd to fort benning from fort benning.
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i think i'm reaching catharsis here, gently caress don't stop posting Anansi. i'm finally reaching that zen.
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Jul 10, 2014 16:13
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I think i've reached the pinnacle of idiocy. I just got called for a job offering from 2K games they finally reviewed my resume after 6 months, 20$ an hour network goddamn administrator loving network administrator why couldn't i just listen 
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Anansi The Spider posted:I think i've reached the pinnacle of idiocy. Lmao life owned
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Jul 10, 2014 17:45
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Anansi please don't stop posting I love this poo poo.
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Anansi The Spider posted:I think i've reached the pinnacle of idiocy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPovoZG1u0o&t=20s
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Mr. Nice! posted:Anansi please don't stop posting I love this poo poo. Seriously. Anansi, I love your stories, but I'm gonna go ahead and post this link for you because I've seen this career-trajectory before http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3434926 You're welcome
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Anansi The Spider posted:I think i've reached the pinnacle of idiocy. $20/hr as a network admin is pretty lovely tbh plus i mean you wouldn't have those free mres
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psydude posted:$20/hr as a network admin is pretty lovely tbh Damnit, I hate agreeing with psydude. $20 per hr assuming a 40hr work week/52weeks is like 40k before taxes & everything else gets taken out.
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have either of you considered that he would not be within rape-whistle distance of the army had he taken the job?
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Anansi The Spider posted:why couldn't i just listen Zero sympathy. Absolutely none. We tell every dummy who comes in here that the hot time to join was like...2006. Not now. Nobody listens.
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Fucitol posted:have either of you considered that he would not be within rape-whistle distance of the army had he taken the job? oh you mean the job he just got a phone call about 4 months after he made the bad decision to join the army for 3 years? e: Serious post: Since you were at the point in your IT career where you could land a position as a network administrator, why on earth did you enlist in the Army as an 11B of all things? psydude fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Jul 10, 2014 |
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psydude posted:oh you mean the job he just got a phone call about 4 months after he decided to join the army for 3 years? while true, it doesn't change the fact that running truck stop glory holes for arguably a morally better choice, too.
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Fucitol posted:have either of you considered that he would not be within rape-whistle distance of the army had he taken the job? rape-whistle distance of the army is a fitting phrase. Everyone told him not to join, he didn't listen. It would be really funny if Anasi turns out to be IDR trolling us again. ...aka this time IDR listened and went the complete opposite of 'a SOF marine'.
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psydude posted:oh you mean the job he just got a phone call about 4 months after he made the bad decision to join the army for 3 years? Uhh because he's hardcore, idiot.
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