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Anyone in FC C school or IS A/C school and want to BBQ for the extended weekend?
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Updated OP, I cannot believe I forgot about Admiral Z, the man who brought back beards, sideburns, and beer in the BEQ.
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Jul 3, 2014 05:48
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First IA I did had a bunch of reserve Intel types with us and two of the guys were no poo poo grandpas. They were chill as gently caress and many times the phrase "you're my boy Blue" was heard. To their credit they did all the training. On the reserve benefits topic, a CMC I know retired over a year ago, submitted all his paperwork within the correct timeframe and still hasn't had his processing complete.
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Jul 3, 2014 05:56
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Mad Dragon posted:How else are you supposed to do it with her drat dick in the way? From behind?
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Jul 3, 2014 16:42
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The way I found out he was even having sex was when we were in Okinawa I was getting off watch and walked past the smoke deck to hear him screaming my name. Imagine a high pitched shrill "MELISSA!!! MELISSA!! THEY TRICKED ME, THOSE loving BITCHESS..." He went out to get a soapy and I guess the soapy girl actually let him put his nasty dick inside of her. I feel bad for those Yokosuka working girls that had to deal with him. His division's LPO was required to inspect the CSSN's rack and make sure he showered. He didn't shower or wash his clothes and the way they found out is someone saw his crusty green underwear. When I said he was mentally disabled I meant it. His mom also sent him care packages with fox magazine which is a raunchy porn mag, so you would think he would know where to put his dick. Nope, gets tricked into loving thighs.
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Jul 3, 2014 17:28
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I get my uniform allowance in july so naturally i just spent all of it on illegal fireworks.
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Jul 3, 2014 18:49
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Sir Lucius posted:I get my uniform allowance in july so naturally i just spent all of it on illegal fireworks. That's the true American thing to do. Meanwhile at this base all fireworks are secured as per base CO. 
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Jul 3, 2014 19:01
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I need to go back to an Intel weenie base. Try to hit the gym and there are 40 marine booters beating each other off on each piece of equipment. Guess they need their weekend pump to go impress the pcola ladies or something
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Jul 3, 2014 21:13
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Laranzu posted:I need to go back to an Intel weenie base. Try to hit the gym and there are 40 marine booters beating each other off on each piece of equipment. http://terminallance.com/2010/01/26/terminal-lance-7-good-reasons-to-not-go-to-the-gym/
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Jul 4, 2014 01:13
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This one's even better http://terminallance.com/2010/01/29/terminal-lance-8-the-many-uses-of-a-glow-belt/
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Jul 4, 2014 02:30
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Which gym was it?
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Jul 4, 2014 02:46
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Corry station only has one gym. It's the gym by the bar. The bar is also a great plae to hang out if you like cheap drinks or dudes.
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Jul 4, 2014 04:31
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Sir Lucius posted:Corry station only has one gym. It's the gym by the bar. The bar is also a great plae to hang out if you like cheap drinks or dudes. Perfect for N4I then
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Jul 4, 2014 05:37
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vulturesrow posted:Which gym was it? NAS Portside because Radford has poo poo for free weights. Normally is pretty OK from 10am -2pm but I guess they all got off early.
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Jul 4, 2014 05:55
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Sir Lucius posted:Corry station only has one gym. It's the gym by the bar. The bar is also a great plae to hang out if you like cheap drinks or dudes. That bar is p. Great
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Jul 4, 2014 05:56
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Mr. Nice! posted:This was actually a woman whore in Japan down in the honch. He was dropping hundreds a week there and she was just throwing some lube on her thighs and having him gently caress that. He didn't know any better and thought that was sex. Like I said, he was a special guy. Was he special enough to marry a girl who worked at a Buy-me-drinkie bar in Sasebo? Had an OSC on the ship that did just that. Found out because he made the mistake of telling his sailors which bar she "bartended" at before we made a port call there.
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Jul 5, 2014 08:56
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Noeland posted:Was he special enough to marry a girl who worked at a Buy-me-drinkie bar in Sasebo? Had an OSC on the ship that did just that. Found out because he made the mistake of telling his sailors which bar she "bartended" at before we made a port call there. That is a very upsetting story.
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Jul 5, 2014 13:34
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Fart Sandwiches posted:That is a very upsetting story. This particular chief was a superstar. Got advanced word from his old command and the first thing he did when he got sent to the ship was get sent cranking.
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Jul 5, 2014 16:40
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Noeland posted:This particular chief was a superstar. Got advanced word from his old command and the first thing he did when he got sent to the ship was get sent cranking. lol @ a chief cranking i guess some dumbass has to keep the other window lickers in line
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Jul 5, 2014 17:23
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SPACE HOMOS can elaborate further because it happened shortly after I left the ship, but a BMC got in trouble for borrowing money from junior guys so that his wife wouldn't know he was loving hookers or other such things in foreign ports and then basically welched on all his debts. Got fired as a BMC, kicked out of the goat locker, and was made the mess deck LCPO.
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Jul 5, 2014 17:27
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Noeland posted:This particular chief was a superstar. Got advanced word from his old command and the first thing he did when he got sent to the ship was get sent cranking. Wait, what? There is no way they sent a chief cranking.
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Jul 5, 2014 17:28
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ManMythLegend posted:Wait, what? There is no way they sent a chief cranking. They also kept the CSSC and his CS1 in the same office after they were caught loving. CSSC went to mast lost nothing but gold coloring on his stripes, CS1 was in the manila mafia. Welcome to Carrier Lyfe.
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Jul 5, 2014 17:52
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Noeland posted:They also kept the CSSC and his CS1 in the same office after they were caught loving. CSSC went to mast lost nothing but gold coloring on his stripes, CS1 was in the manila mafia. Welcome to Carrier Lyfe. Were they both dudes?
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Jul 5, 2014 17:56
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Mad Dragon posted:Were they both dudes? No, but the CSCS was a married man.
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Jul 5, 2014 18:01
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ManMythLegend posted:Wait, what? There is no way they sent a chief cranking. We did it to ours. Not cranking per se, but sent to manage S-2.
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Jul 5, 2014 18:49
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The MS1 on our boat was a retard and drive his chief to an early retirement. They had the poor guy on suicide watch for half an underway.
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Jul 5, 2014 20:32
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SquirrelyPSU posted:We did it to ours. Not cranking per se, but sent to manage S-2. This I've heard of and seen, but never actually cranking.
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Jul 5, 2014 20:42
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ManMythLegend posted:This I've heard of and seen, but never actually cranking. While he didn't actually hop in the server line, he was put on the mess decks, visibly not allowed to do his billeted job.
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Jul 5, 2014 20:49
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Noeland posted:While he didn't actually hop in the server line, he was put on the mess decks, visibly not allowed to do his billeted job. Was he Mess Decks Master at Arms? I cloud see that being a CPO position on a carrier.
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Jul 5, 2014 21:05
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ManMythLegend posted:Was he Mess Decks Master at Arms? I cloud see that being a CPO position on a carrier. He was the the chief in charge of talking to the MDMAAs and table wipers at morning muster. He was allowed no more responsibility beyond that.
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Jul 5, 2014 21:10
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What in the hell is a mess decks master at arms
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Jul 5, 2014 21:13
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Cerekk posted:What in the hell is a mess decks master at arms E-6 that roams the mess decks pointing to everyone cranking what tables need cleaning. MDMAA polo and all
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Jul 5, 2014 21:14
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Christoff posted:E-6 that roams the mess decks pointing to everyone cranking what tables need cleaning. MDMAA polo and all Oh good well that sounds important, I'm glad they make more money than half my sonar supervisors and reactor operators
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Jul 5, 2014 21:23
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Yeah, the MDMA is supposed to make sure the crew doesn't get to rowdy during meal times and ensure that the CSs and cranks are doing what they're supposed to do to take care of crew. In theory anyway. Most of the time it's filled by a worthless sack of poo poo so they just stand around watching TV. A good one is awesome though because they make the crew's life a little easier by making sure the simple stuff gets taken care of like the vending machines are filled and there is clean silverware available. ManMythLegend fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Jul 5, 2014 |
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Jul 5, 2014 21:25
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ManMythLegend posted:In theory anyway. Most of the time it's filled by a worthless sack of poo poo so they just stand around watching TV. A one is awesome though because they make the crew's life a little easier by making sure the simple stuff gets taken care of like the vending machines are filled and there is clean silverware available. Chief useless just gave the same 10 minute speech every morning, "takin care of bidness. see a dirty table? keep it clean." He also walked around dry washing his hands and saying "Alright, alright". Dude was a fuckin cartoon character.
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Jul 5, 2014 21:32
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I always assumed it was like sending someone you work with that's worthless TAD or something. One guy wore his mini warfare pins on his polo it was so cute
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Jul 5, 2014 22:01
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Christoff posted:I always assumed it was like sending someone you work with that's worthless TAD or something. One guy wore his mini warfare pins on his polo it was so cute It is.
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Jul 5, 2014 22:21
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What is cranking. It sounds like bus boy duty.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:17
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LingcodKilla posted:What is cranking. It sounds like bus boy duty. That's basically what it is. New junior sailors to ships have to go for a period of time (usually 3 months) to work in the various mess halls. They clean the messdecks, wash dishes in the scullery, and help out the CSes in generally. Some will be assigned to the chief's mess and wardroom and will help with laundry for those.
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Jul 5, 2014 23:33
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I don't know what's worse being barked at by an old Filipino CS or cleaning up after nobles or personally delivering their laundry
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Jul 5, 2014 23:41
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