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Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe
I love getting spam emails. Today I got this spam email:

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What's the best spam mail you've ever got?

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N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
I wish you luck in your endeavors, Suspicious Dish.

A Spider Covets
May 4, 2009


at work i used to have to go through our clients' spam inboxes to see if any customers had emailed the "noreply" inbox. it was the most boring part of the job, but sometimes we'd see some wonderful things.

here are a few of the ones we saved in a googledoc:

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Suspicious Dish
Sep 24, 2011

2020 is the year of linux on the desktop, bro
Fun Shoe

N. Senada posted:

I wish you luck in your endeavors, Suspicious Dish.

Thank you. Have a poorly animated 3D gif for your encouragement.

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?
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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
I got one a couple weeks from "Howie Mandel", saying that I'd been selected to be a contestant on Deal Or No Deal. I was this close to opening it, but at the same time I have no idea if that show is even still on.

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