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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet


Yep, long season is long. July saw very few games because of that thing down in Brazil, but there was still some moving and shaking going on in the league. We had 2 rounds of Open Cup games, which some teams took more seriously than others. We had DPs coming and going, some to teams that don't even exist yet! A bunch of guys took a vacation to Brazil for some reason (although some of them got injured on the way there...sorry RSL), but they should be coming back soon, so maybe our teams will suck less (although mine hasn't had a problem :smugbird:)

We've got 2 games tonight, 5 games on the 4th of July (:911:) and 3 on Saturday. Fun fact: the 3 Saturday games feature the 3 Canadian teams. The hosts being Toronto (vs. DC), Vancouver (vs. Seattle)...and Chivas (vs. Montreal). Not sure if the league is trying to say that Chivas isn't a part of America, but one things for certain: I'm sure as poo poo not going to watch that game. Woof.



whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Jul 3, 2014

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Tiebreakers:

1. Total number of wins
2. Goal Differential (GD)
3. Goals For (GF)
4. Fewest Disciplinary Points
5. Road Goals Differential
6. Road Goal For
7. Home Goals Differential
8. Home Goal For
9. Coin Toss (2 clubs) or Drawing of Lots (3 or more)

Chicago loses the first (3 vs. 2).

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
TSN feed looks fine.

And that probably should've been a PK for Chicago.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Have fun with that Toronto.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Way to take advantage of being a man up Chicago :bravo:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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:siren: BICYCLE KICK QUOTA MET :siren: (right into Caldwell's face)

edit: Lovell Palmer, you are terrible

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:51 on Jul 3, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
GET hosed SAN JOSE!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

El Jebus posted:

But additionally, I'd like to know how it feels as a Seattle fan to watch Mauro do so well for Chivas day in and day out? I know he was injury plagued at Seattle, but he seems to have got better. He is playing really well with Torres even when the team loses. I kinda hope the timbers pick up Torres when chivas falls apart.

He's starting for a team I don't hate, the replacement we got in has performed quite well for less money and the team is currently running away with the Shield. Can't be too mad.

And don't you guys need like every defender ever before Torres?

Oh, and go Chivas!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
The problem is that Hagglund tried to play against EJ's strengths of running forward then falling down.

And yeah, that's a red.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Hot drat what a save by Hamid to save DC's rear end.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh yeah, forgot we drew Toledo as the ref for this one. Lovely.

drat, that was a nice goal :smith:

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Jul 6, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I'm liking this "keep the ball in Vancouver's half for a change" thing we're doing now.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I have a feeling that if we're going to get any sort of result in this game, it'll be Marco Pappa dragging our asses there.

edit: Jesus Christ Hurtado, how do you muff that?

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jul 6, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Our forwards are Tristan Bowen (who I forgot we even had) and Cam Weaver.

No one should be surprised ifwhen we lose this.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
TIL that Deandre Yedlin's Twitter follower count went from 12k before to 250k after the World Cup :psyduck:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Disappointing, but not surprising.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Holy gently caress what a goal by Cubo.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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I predict that Eddie Johnson will not score a goal (or he'll get a hat trick to troll us all, but probably not).

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Well don't I look stupid now (unless he scores 2 more).

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Hope no one is expecting a super fast-paced game. It's humid as all hell and these teams played each other on Wednesday for 120'. Oh, and I definitely saw lightning on the drive up.

Should be fun!

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Game isn't on until 7:30.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

El Jebus posted:

I can't tell if Adi is falling over a bunch or if Seattle is actually bringing him down (could be both...), but he is getting nothing from the ref.

Lolwut? Adi is falling at the slightest touch from Marshall and the ref is all too happy to blow the whistle for him.

I warned you guys this would be a slog.

Gin Soaked Ape posted:

i hope porter was the one that hurt paparatto. also he should put him in a garbage can instead of a dog house

I thought only managers could get put in the bin...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"Hey, we've got a man advantage in a tie game...TIME TO GET A SECOND YELLOW CARD!" - Wil Trapp

And KC just hosed Columbus' poo poo up at the death.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 02:28 on Jul 17, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't know what happened there, but Colorado scored a goal, so that's cool.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Broadcast showed a replay with a camera that was basically on the line. It definitely went in.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Oh hey, Montreal did something not-incompetent.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Guy who I have to keep reminding myself is not Jon Busch just game up HUGE there.

edit: Straight red for Montreal (studs up tackle), they're hosed now.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Jul 25, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That was inevitable.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Free Dan Kennedy

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
This is looking like a traditional Chivas game alright.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
I don't know who #16 on Chivas is, but he could maybe do better then just jogging at the guy driving into the box.

fat greasy puto posted:

one game tonight and they cant get it on national television, same with last nights game. this league is poo poo

Hopefully the ESPN deal will fix all of that next year. And cut down on the random-rear end times as to when matches are on.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
What a clusterfuck of a leadup to that goal.

edit: Jesus, Jackson should have a hat trick.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:33 on Jul 27, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That was the yellowiest of yellows.

edit: Well, good luck KC, you're going to need it.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Jul 27, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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...or not...

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Jesus Toronto, how do you gently caress up that many opportunities?

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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That was a :laffo: of a handball there Vancouver.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Since this probably won't show up in the highlights, here's JackMac practicing his tumbling skills.

Also, this game was so much better when Portland was losing.

edit: Woot, Montreal levels as Stade Saputo turns into a giant slip-n-slide.

whypick1 fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jul 28, 2014

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Wait, a lineup with Will Johnson and Diego Chara had no fouls? :psyduck:

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whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

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Which somehow isn't even close to what DC "did" last year.

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