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Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

THS posted:

sometimes if im not going to do anything social for a couple days ill eat some raw garlic cloves. like 2 or 3 cloves in a night. then the next day all my sweat and balls smell like garlic

In the past, on the days just before I had to finalize grades for report cards, I would eat a lot of garlic and onion. When kids came in to try to negotiate a few more points to change their grades, I'd make sure that I'd say things like "Whhhhaaaaaat do you whaaaant me to doooooo to your grade?" Enough exhaling and they would generally change their minds about asking me.

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