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I forgot to put gold bond on my nuts today before work and now I'm sweating it out for another 6 hours with some serious swamp crotch. My coworkers probably think I have ants in my pants as I can't stop adjusting my stickyass sack. Post your favorite gold bond uses/swampass/crotch stories here
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Jul 3, 2014 08:46
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either stand naked over your toilet while you dip your nuts into a handful or do it with pants already on and standing in the bathtub. I prefer the latter method because then you get extra residual bond in your pants' crotch zone to soak up moisture all day long otherwise your gf/partner will endlessly complain about the goldbond you leave on the floor/rug/whatever
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Jul 3, 2014 08:52
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I only use it on balls and feet but feel free to apply to whatever part of your bod gets sweaty, crack included! It'll knock your swampass right out, and as a bonus if you fart after putting it on you'll generate a minty-smelling cloud! (this is conjecture I have not actually tried this) might make your butthole tingly too if you put enough down there
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Jul 3, 2014 09:01
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