What's the worst resume you've ever seen

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Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

Definitely this one. :eyepop:

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 15:42

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# ¿ Apr 20, 2024 05:19

Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

Try working in anything IT-related. The sheer amount of half-assed resumes from "self-taught" basement dwelling nerds is hilarious. YEAH I TAUGHT MYSELF VBASIC, PLEASE GIVE ME A JOB THAT PAYS $130K A YEAR

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 16:52

Frank Horrigan: by Ralp

LaTex Fetish posted:

please don't reveal my job-getting secrets

If you want to maximize the visibility of your resume, include any guilds you run as "leadership experience". I'll laugh at it for another 10 seconds before throwing it into the garbage, hth

# ¿ Jul 3, 2014 16:55

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