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a cop posted:Haha yeah america rules. Anyone who thinks otherwise or gets mad about it is a fag. Im not a fag. correct opinion
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I love how throughout history America has totally cucked everyone to get to the very top, ultimately winning the long nights of the long knives we called the cold war, only to be cucked by canadians and mexicans stealing manufacturing and rightful natural resources and jobs. We should go back to doing the cucking, goddamit. I want to Cuck some 'rabs again, like ronnie used to do before his brain became mashed tater's. My dream america died about 25 years before Roger and Me, and 30 minutes after the first time I climaxed while simultaneously choking myself with an elaborate set of ropes and buckets of Tetraethyllead. Gotta radiate the gold. Gotta radiate the gold.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:01
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I prolly dont get 1/3 of those references but apparently our america is cool thread makes ppl mad so 
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Jul 5, 2014 01:02
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genderstomper58 posted:apparently gip makes ppl mad so lmao at every poster meltdown thus far just lmao
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Fucitol posted:lmao at every poster meltdown thus far what made u decide to post here n not D&D any more 0_o not bein a dick j/w i know too much abt random posters i should prob kill myself america owns
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Jul 5, 2014 01:06
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Godholio posted:Dude mistook a bullet for a high soccer ball. Hrm I'm not sure I get it completely. He jumped into a bullet? Or he just got shot in the head?
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genderstomper58 posted:I prolly dont get 1/3 of those references but apparently our america is cool thread makes ppl mad so mokes i got bad news, there's like 20 of us, and hundreds of animu loving SJW faggots waiting to get rid of our little mil aspie hug box charlies in the trees watching all the time, it's just that this time he's got a muffin top in some skinny jeans an otaku t-shirt and is living off of pokey and grit life out in the poo poo is getting rough here, our BC said we'd be rotated back to NuTranBang but he's just a hopeless old fool thinking that we're ever gonna leave these motherfucking jungles alive.. i'll tell you boys something they dont want us to all realize charlies all around us, and we're outnumbered, outgunned, and out manuvered- he's TOR'ing his CP and Torrenting his Gundam right down into the poo poo, and that's where we are my friend. The poo poo. one night your gonna be squating to take a poo poo next to the CP, and charlie is gonna sneak up behind you and point out to the nearest adult that your helmet has "FAG SLAYER" written in glitter glue and hello kitty stickers... that's the first time you're gonna be face to face with the enemy, while you're alone and vulnerably defecating. That's when charlie gets you. When you poo poo. Charlie wants your poops. Charlie is gonna get the poops. Charlie eats your poops. And charlie gets stronger. You can't beat charlie because charlie can live off of ingesting and then improperly digesting the poo poo you leave everywhere. With the biggest eyes, smallest waist, and poorest dubbing you can imagine, Charlie is gonna lap up every piece of excrement you drop and get that much stronger because charlie is a loving survivor and you're growing weak, even in the poo poo- because you can't eat the poo poo. That's charlie for you. He'll eat the poo poo. He'll touch the poo poo. He'll live on the poo poo, and by the time we're all done with this war we're all gonna be neck deep in our own personal hells filled with poo poo, brother. If anyone needs me I'll be outside of a gas station picking up cigarette butts and seeing if I can't get a sweet hit of nic off some butts.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:13
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Obama Africanus posted:mokes i got bad news, there's like 20 of us, and hundreds of animu loving SJW faggots waiting to get rid of our little mil aspie hug box Shim I love you
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Jul 5, 2014 01:15
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all charlie needs is cold rice....and a little rat meat
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Jul 5, 2014 01:15
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genderstomper58 posted:what made u decide to post here n not D&D any more 0_o i liked to post in d&d to laugh at nutty rear end tea party peeps when it was a thing to do, but now it's so circlejerky/ridiculous that i'll glance at it and laugh kinda like the one time i saw the dude commiserating about being a bike messenger in nyc and not killin brown people lmao also yes these united states are pretty good and cool e: iawtp
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Jul 5, 2014 01:19
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so getting back to how america is awesome... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQd7g565e2I
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Jul 5, 2014 01:21
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Scratch Monkey posted:so getting back to how america is awesome... Thanks for getting us back on track, man. America rules.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:22
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are you brave enough to probate the fyad funnymen 
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Jul 5, 2014 01:23
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You have to treat them like a puppy or small child. Let them run around for awhile until they tucker themselves out and they fall asleep. Or their mom tells them its time to get off the computer and eat dinner.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:25
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Fourth of July Shim is a goddamed American treasure
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Jul 5, 2014 01:28
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genderstomper58 posted:are you brave enough to probate the fyad funnymen Are you a bad enough dude?
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Jul 5, 2014 01:28
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Edit: Nope table break
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Jul 5, 2014 01:29
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i am he posted:Hrm I'm not sure I get it completely. He jumped into a bullet? Or he just got shot in the head? Does it really matter? There was so much freedom shoved into his head it popped his eyes out. E: 
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Jul 5, 2014 01:29
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Jul 5, 2014 01:33
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Godholio posted:Does it really matter? There was so much freedom shoved into his head it popped his eyes out. Someone should shove some freedom into FYAD
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Jul 5, 2014 01:34
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Obama Africanus posted:Edit: NOPE Stop breaking the drat tables Shim
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Jul 5, 2014 01:35
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gently caress lemme try a different approach
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Jul 5, 2014 01:35
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Jul 5, 2014 01:36
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Godholio posted:Does it really matter? There was so much freedom shoved into his head it popped his eyes out. I was just wondering if there was some extra backstory that made it particularly funny, but obviously it's pretty drat funny just by itself haha. Obama Africanus posted:Edit: NOPE This was an ascii art post saying "Niggers are people too" with flames coming out of the letters, in case anyone was wondering.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:36
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Jul 5, 2014 01:36
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Can that image go in the OP for the "joining" resource thread?
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Jul 5, 2014 01:36
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Godholio posted:Can that image go in the OP for the "joining" resource thread? Captures the military perfectly Also some pretty epic lulz being posted itt
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Jul 5, 2014 01:38
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It's even got the ring
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Jul 5, 2014 01:38
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you can post gore in this forum but not a psread rear end in a top hat
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Jul 5, 2014 01:39
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SuppressdPuberty93 posted:you can post gore in this forum but not a psread rear end in a top hat trannies trigger us, sorry. don't trigger shame.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:40
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You actually can't, but I didn't see it and it went unreported. Thread got gassed and Lowtax banned them. Move along.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:41
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i am he posted:This was an ascii art post saying "Niggers are people too" with flames coming out of the letters, in case anyone was wondering. Mods, can we update my av txt pls?
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Jul 5, 2014 01:41
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Whip Slagcheek posted:You have to treat them like a puppy or small child. Let them run around for awhile until they tucker themselves out and they fall asleep. Or their mom tells them its time to get off the computer and eat dinner. You don't seem to be following your own philosophy.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:42
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oh poo poo the gip wire is being stormed by worthless fyadji
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Jul 5, 2014 01:42
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they dont take forums srsly tho no sirree lol
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Jul 5, 2014 01:42
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Whip Slagcheek posted:You actually can't, but I didn't see it and it went unreported. Thread got gassed and Lowtax banned them. Move along. No see every image of HD is gore. Because he's dead, nevermind that there isn't any actual blood. genderstomper58 posted:they dont take forums srsly tho no sirree it's all for the lulz
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Jul 5, 2014 01:44
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genderstomper58 posted:they dont take forums srsly tho no sirree I take most things seriously, forums included.
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Jul 5, 2014 01:44
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welp the fireworks are starting guys gotta go outside and loudly tell everyone in earshot how this is incredibly insensitive and is TRIGGERING MY PSDT AND TCBY!!!!!!!! lol this loving life
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Jul 5, 2014 01:44
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Whip Slagcheek posted:You actually can't, but I didn't see it and it went unreported. Thread got gassed and Lowtax banned them. Move along. Mr. Nice! saw them, why did he not ban the posters? If you don't feel able to properly answer that question that's ok, as I know you are not him.
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