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Hell, we're all thinking it  so which branch of the US military would win in a no holds barred psycho slug out punching match! Ten Hupp!!!!
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Barfoid 3 posted:Hell, we're all thinking it fag
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whichever one ensures you find out how caro felt in his last weeks on earth i'm not too picky after that
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:coast guard reserve dangle was in it
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Postal Service. They can throw countless otherwise unemployment minorities at us until we have run out of ammo to slay them and then have any single woman named "Rayneesha" smother us in back fat
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Booblord Zagats posted:Postal Service. They can throw countless otherwise unemployment minorities at us until we have run out of ammo to slay them and then have any single woman named "Rayneesha" smother us in back fat lol anthony is that you?
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Booblord Zagats posted:Postal Service. They can throw countless otherwise unemployment minorities at us until we have run out of ammo to slay them and then have any single woman named "Rayneesha" smother us in back fat U mean the DMV right?
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FIDEL CASHFLOW posted:Civil Air Patrol
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I will probate anyone that suggests the Air Force would win.
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most of the people i know can't fight their way out of a wet paper bag so i really dont have any confidence in missile officers either
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beanieson posted:U mean the DMV right? I live in Arizona. Our DMV is just old rewired white people with younger Hispanics and rather efficient
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I will probate anyone that suggests the Air Force would win. If the Air National Guard is good enough for Dubya...
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Slim Pickens posted:If the Air National Guard is good enough for Dubya... reported
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Whip Slagcheek posted:I will probate anyone that suggests the Air Force would win. motherfuckers
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I am in the air force and I can't remember the last time I was probated in the last 10 years so...I would say the Provisional Army of the Confederate States.
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He's so badass. Give them some plannnnes and they would have won
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Booblord Zagats posted:I live in Arizona. Our DMV is just old rewired white people with younger Hispanics and rather efficient Don't forget the wonderful efficiency of drivers licenses expiring only a few years before many folks kick the bucket
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Oneday for Life posted:He's so badass. Give them some plannnnes and they would have won lmbo @ this idiot who thinks sherman was a confederate slit your own throat an bleed out slow you communist
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Lemays SAC could have tea bagged all biological life on earth if needed so suck a dick pig, we're still the largest standing alert nuclear arsenal on gods great earth, and we're not even a 5'o clock shadow of what we were when there were undesirables worth risking Armageddon to defend against. We'll be back there again, maybe within your lifetime Allah willing. I won't lie, I sincerely and with all the conviction I can muster hope to live to see us nuke gooks again. I don't care what shade of mongrel we cook up with nuclear BBQ, I just wanna sniff the fallout and be alive to see life on earth reminded again that the United States is the only true alpha and omega and that in the face of our unimaginable earth destroying awe all will ultimately submit once we round up the faggots who aren't ready to bayonet a zipperheads or man a tail gun flying low over a rice paddy and put them in a RAND Corp approved internment camp. I loving swear to god I will Tom Joad across the southwest if I get to see us spike the ball on a billion gooks with the push of a button, and literally finish the work Hitler, Von Braun, Fermi, and Einstein all set in motion. That's right folks, we are the living embodiment of the will and desire and schemes of not only the Nazis and the Jews, but those cock sucking half assed lazy guidos are behind a large stake of our future loving past, presently. It's true, read a book sometime- it's in there. But seriously? If they'd let me I'd ride a loving B-71 into the three gorges dam yelling racial slurs and praising the teachings of Christ the whole loving way down, and I'm not kidding in the least. I won't lie, I'd love to see us glow up the sands of Arabia and Persia and Mesopotamia too- but you don't shoot sand people with silver bullets when you can just let them finish the job themselves with pocket knives, liveleak, and moxie. The ole yellers' though? They're like a cancer, on the earth really. There's a lot of them, they are different and inferior to us, and their growth is unsustainable as like many invasive species be it fauna, flora, or in this case bacterial- they've worn out their welcome in their environment. If you think about it, if we glass all of China and India, and let's just throw in the Korean Peninsula and indochina too for good measure and pay back, and we've got CO2 licked for a long goddamn time and that's a lot less mouths to not feed. We keep Japan (but it's time to put boots on necks again out there, they've grown restless and insolent. One almost made direct eye contact with me the other day), save Indonesia because there's nothing worse than ruining good beach property but there's some cleansing of a religious and ethnic variety we need to get on with. Thailand, stay classy and welcome your new benefactors. The flips literally need to be the next constitutional amendment- just have it read "And to the sailors, through the admiralty, go the Flips, and their flops. God speed, and spread seed." I know nothing about Laos and Cambodia, but I'm compelled to publicly remain neutral to them while just handing a Cost+ contract to Xe, L3 and for some reason Pratt and Whitney to run bombing missions and black ops all over their little backwater booga booga oriental states. I know we don't all agree about everything, at least not most of the time, but we can all agree this would be the greatest possible outcome.
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I'm not even going to read all of that, so I'll just say lol.
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Here's the illustrated version for 
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Also the Shim I've created in my imagination looks exactly like GiP's favorite person: "In a trailer for her new music video (sure!), Katy Perry plays a huge number of apparently comic characters — including, uh-oh, “Yosef Shulem,” a Jewish bar mitzvah entertainer. The Shulem character is Perry in a cheap-looking suit, facial prosthetics, a kinky black wig, thick fake mustache and eyebrows, and a yarmulke. “He,” in a thick accent, tells a joke about rabbis and circumcision." http://www.salon.com/2014/04/22/katy_perry_dresses_as_a_jewish_bar_mitzvah_dj_tells_rabbi_jokes_in_her_new_birthday_video/
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Victor Vermis posted:Here's the illustrated version for This guy gets it. Victor Vermis posted:Also the Shim I've created in my imagination looks exactly like GiP's favorite person: *nods sagely* *turns to the left slowly* *sheaths yarmulke and katana with one deft motion* *animes*
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:lmbo @ this idiot who thinks sherman was a confederate Done. Just needed some motivation, thanks brochief
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LAPD hands down.
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LordNad posted:LAPD hands down. Pssh. I'd put money on LA Koreans circa 1992.
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Shim does raise a good point: Lemay's SAC would've destroyed the universe gleefully.
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holocaust bloopers posted:Shim does raise a good point: Lemay's SAC would've destroyed the universe gleefully. Lemay's Air Force wasn't anything like the one of today. They were the Gate Keepers of Armageddon, they knew their entire existence was the cornerstone of complete and total global obliteration. They were the knights of an Atomic Age who had the responsibility of making sure the world ended with America, a truly noble objective. But then we started to realize we weren't going to get to bathe the world in nuclear hellfire, but instead forced in to a far worse role, that of a cuckholded jail keeper in a bunch of third world shitholes we would have, just decades before, been happy to cleanse from this Earth in a few moments of nuclear powered apocalypse. We stood the watch at the gates of Oblivion only to see those very gates become the cell we must force bread and water through to feed skinny kids with dumb names, obscene gods and truly deviant lifestyles that we are constantly reminded of. Then we think back to the times Curtis stood in the wings, perhaps seeing this future and wishing to make things right and lighting the fuse to mankind's own salvation.
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elite_garbage_man posted:Peace Corps
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Obama Africanus posted:and for some reason Pratt and Whitney I was with you until this point. Pratt and Whitney can't do poo poo anymore.
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Pssh. I'd put money on LA Koreans circa 1992. Fine, then I raise you Alabama state police circa 1968.
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LordNad posted:Fine, then I raise you Alabama state police circa 1968. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IWXIU0emLvU
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well if it went to nukes the navy submarines would be all that's left
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Assuming some Crimson Tide poo poo doesn't end up killing the crews. Then you just have a bunch of really expensive caskets floating around.
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US Navy midshipmen destroy everything they touch. If they don't kill each other first then everyone would be doomed.
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Can I say KBR? Yeah, I'm going with them.
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