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elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
WE'RE ABOUT TO BLOW

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Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?
That explains the gay mod.

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Alternatively, can I take a dump on Ralp's chest? That would a fair trade, I think.

No sense in giving him what he wants

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I can probably get you an AV :(
Yeah, if you could do that I'd appreciate it.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009
give him a name change too cuz that cure poo poo was played out a long time ago

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Rename him Slag Whipcheek


VVVV better :kiddo:

beanieson fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Aug 16, 2014

Snowdens Secret
Dec 29, 2008
Someone got you a obnoxiously racist av.
Whag Slipcheek

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Whips Cure Ferguson

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Whips Cure Ferguson

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
I am down with any of the above, as well as whatever's in this post.

vvvvvvvvvvvvvv

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Whig Slapcheek

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!
Whip's been preparing his exit for months. Think about it: have Anansi and the late King Piggy ever been photographed together?

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR

Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:

give him a name change too cuz that cure poo poo was played out a long time ago

Has anyone done COPS CURE BLACKS?

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

wb qt

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Changing my legal name to War Machine 2.0

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

Whips Cure Ferguson

holy poo poo :laffo:

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Oh man. HDI :3:

I was lost without you.

Helldump Immunity.
Aug 2, 2013

Fuck you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=26J0uDIGErM

OMFG PTSD LOL PBUH
Sep 9, 2001

Victor Vermis posted:

You grabbed my hand
And we fell into it
Like a daydream
Or a fever

I ate some shrooms and listened to the entirety of that GSYBE album on loop once. Woke up with cotton mouth and feeling extremely comfortable with the idea of the end times being upon us.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

n4i please make this the gip background tia

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
woken up with a million hangovers before, never woken up with a massivley swollen face

maybe a breakfast beer or soemthitgn

tyler
Jun 2, 2014

Right after taking a really big bong rip I found this http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3657518. Now I am itchy.

elite_garbage_man
Apr 3, 2010
I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.
Take an alieve or two before you head to bed after a night of drinking, and if you feel funny in the morning, take another. Start drinking water and eating as soon as possible.

poo poo works like a god drat charm.

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

best way to cure a hangover is to start another one, unless you are some kind of pussy who believes in being sober behind the wheel or while you are at work, etc

quantumfoam
Dec 25, 2003

best way to cure a hangover is being around someone more hungover so you can mock their pain, and feel better about yourself.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
the missus told me to not drink any of her havana before she gets here but drinking the complimentary tester that came with the bottle doesn't really count

the dad farm
Dec 6, 2005

Duzzy Funlop posted:

the missus told me to not drink any of her havana before she gets here but drinking the complimentary tester that came with the bottle doesn't really count



lol at listening to a woman

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
she just doesn't want me to get trashed before she does. despite being like 110 pounds or something, she can put away industrial amounts of liquor, so trying to keep up with her occasionally ends with me losing my eyesight around 9pm.

in any case, I probably shouldn't operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery anymore so listening to her didn't work out too well anyway


loving russians and alocohl tolerance

Eugene V. Dubstep
Oct 4, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

she just doesn't want me to get trashed before she does. despite being like 110 pounds or something, she can put away industrial amounts of liquor, so trying to keep up with her occasionally ends with me losing my eyesight around 9pm.

in any case, I probably shouldn't operate motor vehicles or heavy machinery anymore so listening to her didn't work out too well anyway


loving russians and alocohl tolerance

She sounds like a keeper.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

zombie303 posted:

Right after taking a really big bong rip I found this http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3657518. Now I am itchy.

dude. memory foam. they can't get into the foam so they're stuck to the sheets/cover/frame. and if you wash/clean the sheets/cover/frame once in a while. then it's just a matter of where else your nasty rear end sleeps.


rest assured my house may have tumbleweeds of pethair doom, but sheets get done once a week, cover every two, and my laundry may be a pile, but goddamnit that's clean too (except for Frank hairs, and bones he stuffs into the piles).

granted I was a huge mess before girlfriend moved in.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



the dad farm posted:

lol at listening to a woman

She's german. I'm sure the poo poo she does for him in the bedroom more than makes up for him having to listen to her. I mean, how many women you come across that let you go full german on them on a regular basis?

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

JDAMS CURE PASHTUN posted:

Yeah, if you could do that I'd appreciate it.



I'll look into it when I get home.

Also the best hangover (also being sick) cure is pedialyte.

Nostalgia4Infinity fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Aug 17, 2014

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'll look into it when I get home.

Also the best hangover (also being sick) cure is pedialyte.


Try and Ensure shake about an hour prior to drinking ridiculous amounts of alcohol. That plus pedialyte will make you feel like you never drank at all.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

I'll look into it when I get home.

Also the best hangover (also being sick) cure is pedialyte.

IV Saline :science:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT


This forever. Toss some gatorade powder in the bag if you want flavor.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

FAT SLAMPIG posted:

This forever. Toss some gatorade powder in the bag if you want flavor.

And Sepsis.

You can get bags with sugar in them already, D5W or D5NS is what its called.

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
One of my former bosses was a nurse, and told a story about how her and a bunch of friends would snag saline IV bags from work to keep at home for instant hangover cures.

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Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
When I was still on the flightline, whiffing oxygen from the LOX bottles on the jet was another amazing cure.

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