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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I hope John Cena's friend Bret Hart shows up tonight :shobon:

Edit: He is! Well this is the best Raw of the year so far then.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This lady on NCIS has memory problems but now she remembers seeing herself in the third person!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Do not even ask posted:

So could someone remind me, why is John Cena against the Authority and vice versa?

Cena being against them makes perfect sense, but the Authority themselves frequently pointed to Cena as fitting all the qualities they were looking for in a "Face of the Company" and being everything that Bryan was not, so slotting him into the "rebellious hero that THE MAN (:argh:) can't stand" feels really weird.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Omally posted:

john cena's character is "whatever we need it to be for storyline purposes" and thus it makes perfect sense that he is feuding with the authority

True. Remember that day that they decided out of the blue that he had been down in the dumps and suffering setback after setback in a "year from hell"?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman Reigns: They Don't Think It Be Like It Is But It Do

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman just keeps on improving, it's kinda amazing.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kane is one of Orton's fake wives?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Carver Crisis posted:

HE SAID IT

HE SAID THE B WORD

THAT RHYMES WITH THE W WORD!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh poo poo, upgrading from refs to agents!

ROMAN VS FINLAY!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

PUNKS DIET SODA posted:

NO WHY DID HE SPEAR FINLAY

His name is Roman and he loves to spear!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I want Bret Hart at ringside for Jericho/Miz just so he can shake his head in disappointment when Miz tries to do the Figure Four.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Pan Ache posted:

So apparently comcast has this LIVE episode of raw scheduled for 3 hours from now ? I don't have the network what are my options for seeing this poo poo?

bigevents.tv

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Lucy looks stupid as hell and the 10% of the brain myth is dumb and it's gonna be stupid and it's written and directed by Luc Besson so I'm gonna go see it and probably love the hell out of it :munch:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So do the Wyatts have new music or....?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sigma posted:

Obvious you haven't seen the documentary "Limitless".

In all seriousness though I loving love the ending to that movie. The movie itself isn't all that good, but that ending :swoon:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

None of these guys are CM Punk..... or are they? Have we ever seen Rowan without the sheep mask? :tinfoil:

Oh... we have? :ms:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

So is that free preview worldwide?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Haha, Orton.

"Seriously dude, I totally would have been there any second!"

And here comes Seth Rollins to poo poo stir! :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Supreme Allah posted:

And why is Popeye suddenly a black woman in her late 30s/early 40s now

Ate too much spinach.

Or not enough.

I forget exactly how it works.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wh... why is this match a thing that exists?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Somebody is jerking off to this right now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Where is Fit Finlay to restore order?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Queen Elizabeth would kick Putin's rear end :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

I hate to tell Dean that his pants have tears. If he doesn't get some new slacks he'll never get a good job.

He can always go back to his job as a bouncer. Sure he wasn't on the payroll and the places he stood in front of weren't so much nightclubs as they were people's homes, but the money people gave him to let them go in was always welcome.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Roman Regne? :confused:

I love flailing Ambrose.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

sticklefifer posted:

Orton always yells "hu-DAH" when he beats on someone. He should hang out with Curtis "SHAH" Axel.

What about Mick "HA-CHAH" Foley?

Or Chris "YAH-SHA!" Jericho?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MrTpug posted:

I will see Hercules just because the Rock is awesome...but what I really want to see is him star in a re-make of Every Which Way But Loose

He got into a shootfight with the orangutang :smith:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

kdrudy posted:

Never lays a finger on them, just corners them and tells them about the good times him and his buddy Jerry have down under the pier.

Then when they get tired there's an old vacant with a loose board they crash in if you want to get some sleep, you can even use the mattress they found in an alley one night.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This is going to make Miz's terrible Figure Four attempt later look even worse.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Rhonne posted:

How's the show been so far?

Roman Reigns delivered a surprisingly good promo, got in a fight with Kane and speared Fit Finlay.

Seth Rollins is stirring poo poo with Orton and Kane.

Nikki Bella and Alicia Fox had an awful segment in the ring (not technically a match)

The Wyatts and the Usos had yet ANOTHER match against each other. Just like all the others they've had, it was REALLY good.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving Ambrose :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

What Harry Potter character would Ambrose be?

The one who can get you smokes.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Yaya posted:

I want a buddy cop movie starring Vin Diesel and The Rock.

It'd be the highest grossing movie of all time because how do you not watch that?

I wanna see a film series of Vin Diesel and The Rock doing tag team finishers on chumps.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ozz81 posted:

EXPECTO TOBACCUM

:love:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

These two have good chemistry

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


My mom's new boyfriend is just like Sirius! He escaped from prison and he's looking to kill the dude he blames for putting him in!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Wait, the premise of Graceland is that they put six undercover agents in the same house?

Isn't that like.... the worst possible thing you could do with undercover agents?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Eltoasto posted:

Well you see, the house was confiscated from a bunch of dealers who lived there or something, and those 6 undercover agents have taken their place as a sneaky switcheroo to the drug kingpins. At least that's what I remember from a conversation about the show a long time ago.

So what happens when one of them screws up and wrecks the cases of the other five? Or one of them turns out to be corrupt? Or their necessary dealings with lowlife scum causes the others to incorrectly question their integrity?

It's just... it's a terrible, terrible idea.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The truth comes out, Fandango wants to make out with Ziggler.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

fatherdog posted:

Layla's back in the sound truck

Fandango is a strategic genius.

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