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Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
these innuendos are amazing

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Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.

Tollymain posted:

these innuendos are amazing

I dunno what you're talking about. Seems just like a fun, innocent game where I'm whacking a slippery penguin with my fluffy staff! :downs:

I'll stay where I am.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 6

Borneo
15 Life
Discard 1: Slippery Scene Shift
Discard 2: Clumsy Hex
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
12 Life
Discard 1: Fluffy Staff
Discard 2: Cuddly Whirlpool
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!







:crossarms:


--Borneo has priority 2. Juto has priority 4. Juto is the active panda!


--Juto advances 1.





--Fuzzy Flash has a range of 1. At range 1, it hits!




--Juto deals 2 damage, but Borneo soaks it all up! (...loving christ)



--Pathetic Divider has a range of 1~3. At range 1, it hits!




--Borneo deals 3 damage! Juto is stunned!


--Juto gets +1 power and +1 priority next beat!

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jul 15, 2014

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 7

Borneo
15 Life
Discard 1: Pathetic Divider
Discard 2: Slippery Scene Shift
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
9 Life
Discard 1: Fuzzy Flash
Discard 2: Fluffy Staff
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!










--Borneo has priority 6. Juto has priority 5. Borneo is the active penguin!


--Juto pulls Borneo 1 space!





--Weaksauce Knuckle has a range of 1. At range 1, it hits!




--Borneo advances 1 space.



--Borneo deals...zero damage. :ughh:


--Borneo retreats 2 spaces.





--Cuddly Whirlpool has a range of 1~2. At range 3, it misses!




--Juto advances 2 spaces.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Jul 17, 2014

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.
........this game is filthy.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
holy poo poo

this really, truly, cannot be accidental


also borneo's pathetic style ignores stun guard, not that it mattered

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
Juto is a pervert.

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

This is a good fight, and I'm glad to be a part of it.

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.

Heatwizard posted:

This is a good fight, and I'm glad to be a part of it.

I agree. It's silly as hell, but having all unique bases makes for a lot of strategic depth, I think.

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

Spincut posted:

I agree. It's silly as hell, but having all unique bases makes for a lot of strategic depth, I think.

I meant in the sense that a panda is flashing a penguin, but sure, that too. I miss having dash, though.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

:siren: Borneo, how will you move? :siren:

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

I'll trade sides with him, and then back up 2.

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.
Sorry, didn't realize we were waiting on me still!

I'll sidle on up to him. Advance 2.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 8

Borneo
15 Life
Discard 1: Weaksauce Knuckle
Discard 2: Pathetic Divider
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
9 Life
Discard 1: Cuddly Whirlpool
Discard 2: Fuzzy Flash
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!










--Borneo has a priority of 1. Juto has a priority of 5. Juto is the active panda!


--Fluffy Staff has a range of 1~2. At range 1, it hits!




--Juto pushes Borneo 1 space, but Borneo refuses to budge!
--Juto deals 2 damage. Borneo's Stun Guard holds!


--Juto declines to move.


--Petulant Hex has a range of yes. At range yes, it hits!





--Borneo pulls Juto 1 space. Juto cannot activate any further triggered effects.



--Borneo deals 3 damage to Juto, but Juto is not stunned!

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 09:02 on Jul 18, 2014

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

:siren: Buncha movements! :siren:
--Borneo, will you refuse the push?
--Then Juto, where will you move?
--Then Borneo, where will you move Juto?

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

I didn't think it was optional. I'll let it push me back if I can.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Whoops, it's not. Been modding for Clinhyde. His Gravity style *is* optional

Juto?

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.
I'll stay where I am.

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

Spincut posted:

I'll stay where I am.

I think what you mean is, you'll scoot behind me into the corner.

(Because I'll pull him there, you see)

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 9

Borneo
13 Life
Discard 1: Petulant Hex
Discard 2: Weaksauce Knuckle
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
6 Life
Discard 1: Fluffy Staff
Discard 2: Cuddly Whirlpool
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!











--Borneo has priority 2. Juto has priority 5. Juto is the active panda!



...And a Bag of Chips! has a range of 1~4. At range 1, it hits!




--...

Moderator intervention posted:

Normally, we'd play the minigame here. But Borneo has Soak 2, which will apply to every instance of the attack, so Juto cannot deal damage.

So I'm just gonna fast forward this and call it a wash. Sorry Spincut. :smith:
--Juto deals 2 damage, but Borneo soaks it all!



--Clumsy Divider has a range of 1~2. At range 1, it hits!




--Borneo deals 5 damage! Juto is stunned!


--Juto gains +1 power and +1 priority next beat!

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 21:05 on Jul 19, 2014

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 10

Borneo
13 Life
Discard 1: Clumsy Divider
Discard 2: Petulant Hex
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
1 Life
Discard 1: Fluffy Staff
Discard 2: Cuddly Whirlpool
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!










--Borneo has priority 5. Juto has priority 6. Juto is the active panda!


--Juto advances 1 space.





--Snuggly Flash has a range of 1~2. At range 1, it hits!




--Juto gains 2 life!
--Juto deals 1 damage! Borneo is stunned!


--Borneo is stunned and cannot react!

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 05:52 on Jul 23, 2014

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.
Oh, that's how that works?

Poooooooooop.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 11

Borneo
12 Life
Discard 1: Weaksauce Claw
Discard 2: Clumsy Divider
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
3 Life
Discard 1: Snuggly Flash
Discard 2: Fluffy Staff
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!










--Borneo has priority 4. Juto has priority 4. CLASH!







--Borneo has priority 5. Juto has priority 4. Borneo is the active penguin!



--Borneo advances 1 space.




--Slippery Knuckle has a range of 1. At range 1, it hits!




--Borneo advances 1 space.



--Borneo deals 1 damage. Juto's stun guard holds!



--Juto advances 1 space.




--Cuddly Scythe has a range of 1~2. At range 1, it hits!




--Juto has nowhere to pull Borneo!
--Juto deals 4 damage, but cannot stun!

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 00:41 on Aug 2, 2014

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Waiting on Borneo's pair.

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.
Oh no, did Heatwizard disappear? :(

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

Somehow I managed to not notice this thread had been posted in for ten days.

e: Alright, I'm set. Sorry for the hold up.

Heatwizard fucked around with this message at 20:23 on Jul 31, 2014

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.

Heatwizard posted:

Somehow I managed to not notice this thread had been posted in for ten days.

Haha. I was like, "Geez, man, you're going to win, don't vanish now!"

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

CLASH!

:siren: Players, please submit new bases! :siren:

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.
I...think that's what I wanted to happen. I don't remember anymore. :downs:

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

I'm fine with this outcome, because I just noticed the before activating movement is not optional and would put me in an awkward spot.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

:siren: Borneo, how far will you advance? :siren:

Wol
Dec 15, 2012

See you in the
UNDERDARK
You get your slippery knuckle away from me! Ew!

Heatwizard
Nov 6, 2009

Advance 1, then move forward 1, which should put me back where I came from.

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 12

Borneo
8 Life
Discard 1: Slippery Knuckle
Discard 2: Weaksauce Claw
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
2 Life
Discard 1: Cuddly Scythe
Discard 2: Snuggly Flash
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!









Borneo is above 7 life, so his finisher becomes a Cancel! Juto discards Fuzzy Flash.

Borneo
8 Life
Discard 1: Slippery Knuckle
Discard 2: Weaksauce Claw
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
2 Life
Discard 1: Cuddly Scythe, Fuzzy Flash
Discard 2: Snuggly Flash
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!




:siren: Players, please submit new attack pairs! :siren:


AHAHA NO. None of that happened, because I am dumb. Trying again.

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Aug 2, 2014

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl

Gutter Owl posted:

:siren: CANCEL! Players, please submit new attack pairs! :siren:

ActingPower
Jun 4, 2013

Wait... how would Borneo and Juto do Pulses?

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
As stated in the first post (and confirmed by Talton), neither can do Pulses, and may only do cancels by "failing" finishers.

Spincut
Jan 14, 2008

Oh! OSHA gonna make you serve time!
'Cause you an occupational hazard tonight.
Aw crap, I just realized that Flash is already in my discard. :(

gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
...Crap.

Okay, um. Hrm.

Trying to think of a way to fix this fairly. The only thing I can think of is "rewind Beat 12 and try again."

Sorry folks.

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gutterdaughter
Oct 21, 2010

keep yr head up, problem girl
Beat 12, For Reals This Time, Sorry

Borneo
8 Life
Discard 1: Slippery Knuckle
Discard 2: Weaksauce Claw
Finisher: ...And the Kitchen Sink!

Juto
2 Life
Discard 1: Cuddly Scythe
Discard 2: Snuggly Flash
Finisher: ...And a Bag of Chips!









--Borneo has priority 2. Juto has priority 5. Juto is the active player!



--Fluffy Staff has a range of 1~2. At range 1, it hits!




--Juto pushes Borneo 1 space. Borneo cannot advance this beat.



--Juto deals 2 damage, but Borneo soaks it all!


--Juto can move up to 3, but it doesn't matter. He can't escape! (And I'm too lazy to update the map.)



--Pathetic Divider has a range of 1~3. At range 1~2, it hits!




--Borneo deals 3 damage!



:siren: Borneo wins by K.O. in round 12! Congratulations, Heatwizard! :siren:

gutterdaughter fucked around with this message at 21:01 on Aug 4, 2014

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