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fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.




That one may smile, and smile, and be a villain;
At least I'm sure it may be so in Denmark
*

Castle Elsinore. Denmark. 13th Century.
The old King, Hamlet, is dead. His brother Claudius has taken his crown and married his widow. His son, the young Hamlet has returned from his studies in Germany grief-stricken and devastated by the incestuous actions of his mother in marrying her brother-in-law so swiftly. Prince Fortinbras of Norway, seeking money and power, moves his army towards the borders of Denmark. Meanwhile, inside the Danish court murder, revenge, politics, madness, sexual desire and ghostly visitations conspire to drive the Danish monarchy to oblivion.


Welcome to Something Rotten, a game of mafia for 9 players. This is my first time modding so I've kept it simple. No strange roles, no weird mechanics, just scumhunting, pure and simple.

My co-mod is anime gently caress pillow, who is helping me not make too many mistakes, and who will be around during regular US hours when I might not be :australia: :hfive:

THE RULES:
No editing your posts.
No talking OOT unless you are able to do so.
Don't post your role PM or any other communication from the mod.
Don't post after hammers or daykills.
Don't fake day actions.
Don’t do anything not in the spirit of the game.

Days will typically last 48-72 hours at the start, getting shorter towards the end of the game.
This game is majority lynch. If the town is unable to come to a conclusion, and deadline arrives, there will be NO LYNCH.
Flavour is random, flavour arguments are pointless.

Vote like this: ##vote Playername. Unvote like this: ##unvote

Thanks for signing up!

Players
  1. Bigup DJ
  2. Byers2142
  3. Ixtlilton
  4. Puntification
  5. Rarity
  6. Rascyc
  7. Somberbrero
  8. TheNabster
  9. uranus

*additional writing by W. Shakespeare

fiery_valkyrie fucked around with this message at 12:51 on Jul 10, 2014

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Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
##vote f_v

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
I am making a terrible mistake.

i am in two games already

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.

windshipper posted:

I am making a terrible mistake.

i am in two games already

Just get killed in one. Problem solved.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

fiery_valkyrie posted:

Just get killed in one. Problem solved.

You know me.

It's pretty likely.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?
OH! Yeah, FYI: Won't be active this weekend.

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

windshipper posted:

OH! Yeah, FYI: Won't be active this weekend.

Like, I have a major mental-type exam on friday, after which I might be active (but Thursday will be studying), and then a major physical exam (after which I won't be active) and won't be around until Sunday night at best.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
hello im here to 'play'

and by pllay i mean ruin the game.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
I came to play

windshipper
Jun 19, 2006

Dr. Whet Faartz would like to know if this smells funny to you?

Rarity posted:

I came to play

Do you play to win?

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Sure, I'll play.

uranus posted:

hello im here to 'play'

and by pllay i mean ruin the game.

You should make me and spacebutt dayvigs again. That was fun last time we did it.

TheNabster
Apr 26, 2014

"Today I will cause problems on purpose"
This looks like a thing, I will totally try this thing

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
oh hey only 9 players alright. i better warn you if im scum i will win

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Correction, make spacebutt and I dayvig scum together, we'll run this thing, tia.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
byers is a very good shot

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
I'd like to play in a small game~

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

windshipper posted:

Do you play to win?

I'm Rarity and I'm... AWESOME

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Hi my name is Somberbrero and I used to play mafia a lot before my mafia girlfriend and I moved in together. I would like to play this game of mafia, thanks.

Puntification
Nov 4, 2009

Black Orthodontromancy
The most British Magic

Fun Shoe
Sign me up too (please don't make me a stump Fv).

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

I think that means there's one more spot, make me a stump please.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
look at all these people i havent played with before. im going to 'have fun'

and by that i mean ruin the game

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

derp is great, that's all you need to know.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Derp is great...for a clown, at the circus.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
Role PM's going out soon.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Confirmed. I have the best character.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

I'm pretty sure I have the best character. I am a stump, after all.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
Role PM's are out. I'll start the game when a few people have checked in (and I figure out how to use votefinder).

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
Stump is a role, not a character. 'Tis not the measure of man, the label society bestows upon them, but the depth of their character. And I have the best.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Aye, perhaps, yet some are born upon such lofty heights, perhaps to greater purpose. The stump, glorious for all its faults, will prove its worth yet, and in doing so bestow victory upon us all.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
It's happening!

One time I was in a production of Macbeth where Macbeth missed a block on our last night in his last scene and had to get face stitches.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Wow, I think one of my sisters was a witch in a highschool production of Macbeth, but nobody got injured.

Byers2142
May 5, 2011

Imagine I said something deep here...
But victory is not to be for all mortals in this land, good sir. The gods have set us upon each other in a spectacle of blood and betrayal, and ensured that some will triumph and some will fade into obscurity.

Ixtlilton
Mar 10, 2012

How to Draw
by Rube Goldberg

Thou speakest truth, dear Byers. Perhaps the ghosts of the past will be satisfied with the Justice they so seek, yet such laurels cannot be called their own, nor truly a victory. A ponderous predicament, when one must fall that another might rise.

Rascyc
Jan 23, 2008

Dissatisfied Puppy
confirming I'm here in this game to get laid apparently????

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
so shall you hear
Of carnal, bloody, and unnatural acts,
Of accidental judgments, casual slaughters,
Of deaths put on by cunning and forced cause,
And, in this upshot, purposes mistook
Fall'n on the inventors' reads: all this can I
Truly deliver.


Evil walks the halls of Castle Elsinore. Old King Hamlet is dead, and rumours of murder, poison and ghosts are whispered about in the shadows. Will the Danish monarchy fall to darkness or can the source of the evil be rooted out?

Old King Hamlet, town-aligned plot device was murdered Night 0.

Day 1 starts now.

fiery_valkyrie
Mar 26, 2003

I'm proud of you, Bender. Sure, you lost. You lost bad. But the important thing is I beat up someone who hurt my feelings in high school.
Votecount for Day 1



Not Voting (9): Bigup DJ, Byers2142, Ixtlilton, Puntification, Rarity, Rascyc, Somberbrero, TheNabster, uranus

With 9 alive, it's 5 votes to lynch. The current deadline is July 12th, 2014 at 8 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 2 days, 20 hours.

Bigup DJ
Nov 8, 2012
I am GUILDENSTERN.

Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?
Wait, there's no windshipper in this game? I want a refund. IT SAYS WINDSHIPPER RIGHT ON THE CAN.

derp
Jan 21, 2010

when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again

Lipstick Apathy
Well im the cop so dont kill me ok

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Somberbrero
Feb 14, 2009

ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

uranus posted:

Well im the cop so dont kill me ok

##vote uranus not even kidding, thus commences our eternal mafia rivalry.

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