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What does this even achieve that an ordinary kettle doesn't? This is hilarious.
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Tiggum posted:What does this even achieve that an ordinary kettle doesn't? An idiot's justification for spending too much on a lovely coffee maker.
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Jul 14, 2014 10:00
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Meatwave posted:An idiot's justification for spending too much on a lovely coffee maker. My roommate got one for Christmas and I love it but on my own I would not have paid for this when I can get a coffee maker for literally $2 at Goodwill
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Jul 14, 2014 10:02
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razorrozar posted:My roommate got one for Christmas and I love it but on my own I would not have paid for this when I can get a coffee maker for literally $2 at Goodwill I'm a coffee maker company and I HATE this.
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Jul 14, 2014 10:04
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Actually this idea owns
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Jul 14, 2014 13:09
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Gotta love those 'hacks' that are all "Are you such an alcoholic that you absolutely must take beer or vodka to every single event or get the shakes? Here's how you can hide the booze!" Like, dude, it's just a sporting event. If you need a beer to enjoy it then maybe watch from home where you can get drunk and pass out by yourself.
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Jul 14, 2014 13:18
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Little Blue Couch posted:Actually this idea owns In what manner can a person eat an oreo that it creates a mess?  Is supposed to be a joke I thought? Morpheus posted:Gotta love those 'hacks' that are all "Are you such an alcoholic that you absolutely must take beer or vodka to every single event or get the shakes? Here's how you can hide the booze!" Yea I thought that coke can one was an awful lot of trouble to go to for one beer...
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Jul 14, 2014 13:28
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Tiggum posted:What does this even achieve that an ordinary kettle doesn't? The giant stack of disposable cups behind the coffeemaker suggests that this Keurig is not owned by the person making the ramen, which in turn suggests that other methods of acquiring boiling water might not have been available.
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Jul 14, 2014 13:30
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Sinking Ship posted:In what manner can a person eat an oreo that it creates a mess? It keeps your fingers dry.
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Jul 14, 2014 14:03
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razorrozar posted:My roommate got one for Christmas and I love it but on my own I would not have paid for this when I can get a coffee maker for literally $2 at Goodwill Yeah, my wife got two for free, one from a raffle and another from our wedding shower. She keeps one at home and one at her office job. It's convenient when you just need a cup of really hot water but don't want to take the time to boil water on the stove. Not worth the money, but if you have one, why not use it?
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Jul 14, 2014 14:08
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Little Blue Couch posted:It keeps your fingers dry.   use a napkin like a normal person
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Jul 14, 2014 14:09
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razorrozar posted:
This dude, just standing alone at his kitchen counter doing the dunk
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Jul 14, 2014 14:22
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Cream-of-Plenty posted:Every time I watch this, it seems like the kid's head snaps forward more and more violently. And, unless they thoroughly wash the vacuum cleaner or they have a separate vacuum cleaner for hair styling, the kid's hair's going to be covered in fluff and dirt from the floors.
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Jul 14, 2014 14:35
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Finally! I've been looking for ways to discreetly hide my bottles of urine on the go!
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Jul 14, 2014 16:18
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hey darren, it's pretty hosed up that all you eat for lunch is a baguette
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Jul 14, 2014 16:59
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This one just looks like pictures from one of those "Craft time with your kids" things you see in parenting magazines.
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Jul 14, 2014 17:00
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Schlinky posted:Back about 12 years ago, Australia aired a TV series called Life Support. The basic premise was mocking lifestyle television shows in general, including dispensing handy hints on improving your daily life. Such advice included switching labels on wine bottles to prevent others drinking it at dinner parties, dressing up as a chef so you could walk around with knives or voluntarily electrocuting yourself at clubs so you can 'dance'. I can't be arsed clicking those links right now, but I had such a hard-on for the blonde(?) chick on that show.
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Jul 14, 2014 17:45
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Automatic Retard posted:I can't be arsed clicking those links right now, but I had such a hard-on for the blonde(?) chick on that show. Life hack: I clicked the video and the foreign DIY comedy show was really good, you should arse yourself to rewatch them both.
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Jul 14, 2014 17:56
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In fact, here's some more Life Support: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBcLarzg1Pg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63Xup0HnsKY
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Jul 14, 2014 18:12
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Stottie Kyek posted:And, unless they thoroughly wash the vacuum cleaner or they have a separate vacuum cleaner for hair styling, the kid's hair's going to be covered in fluff and dirt from the floors.
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Jul 14, 2014 18:14
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Automatic Retard posted:I can't be arsed clicking those links right now, but I had such a hard-on for the blonde(?) chick on that show. Life-hack: posting your sexual preferences on forums is a surefire way to get laid!
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Jul 14, 2014 18:16
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Besesoth posted:The giant stack of disposable cups behind the coffeemaker suggests that this Keurig is not owned by the person making the ramen, which in turn suggests that other methods of acquiring boiling water might not have been available. I can vouch for this, my old office had a Keurig but no other source of hot water so I'd use it to make tea. Can't imagine being so lazy you can't boil water at home, though.
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Jul 14, 2014 18:57
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Stottie Kyek posted:And, unless they thoroughly wash the vacuum cleaner or they have a separate vacuum cleaner for hair styling, the kid's hair's going to be covered in fluff and dirt from the floors.
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Jul 14, 2014 20:26
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Big Mad Drongo posted:Can't imagine being so lazy you can't boil water at home, though. Assuming you have a Keurig that's turned on 24/7 anyways what difference does it make?
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Jul 14, 2014 20:31
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I think the most important thing is that of course you can get hot water out of a single-serve coffee machine. Its the same as if someone made a lifehack: "Need near-boiling water for something? Use the hot water tap on your water cooler! Don't have a water cooler? Use on-demand hot water tap you installed on your sink!" Its using an appliance for the exact purpose it was built.
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Jul 14, 2014 20:53
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razorrozar posted:
The forks are usually about as close to the oreos as the napkins are! We can go round and round about this all day, I'm just saying try it sometime edit: it also allows for more effective dunking in narrow cups Little Blue Couch has a new favorite as of 21:03 on Jul 14, 2014 |
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Jul 14, 2014 20:54
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Brocktoon posted:Finally! I've been looking for ways to discreetly hide my bottles of urine on the go! No, you fool, it's a mobile bread-warming device. Pee in the bottle and wrap the bread around the bottle to make your sandwich nice and toasty. Makes the butter really soft and lavish.
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Jul 14, 2014 20:57
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Lol @ 'boiling water on the stove'. Get with the 20th century and get electric kettles...
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Jul 14, 2014 21:15
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Little Blue Couch posted:The forks are usually about as close to the oreos as the napkins are! We can go round and round about this all day, I'm just saying try it sometime Couldn't you just like, not dip them all the way in so your fingers stay dry?
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Jul 14, 2014 21:24
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Ewan posted:Lol @ 'boiling water on the stove'. Get with the 20th century and get electric kettles... 
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Jul 14, 2014 21:26
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Ewan posted:Lol @ 'boiling water on the stove'. Get with the 20th century and get electric kettles... They both take like five minutes to boil water, so I guess if you want more appliances...
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Jul 14, 2014 21:34
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Magic Hate Ball posted:They both take like five minutes to boil water, so I guess if you want more appliances...
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Jul 14, 2014 21:38
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cowboythreespeech posted:Seriously. I never get fries at McDick's for that reason. I wanted some a few weeks back (because I thought nuggets wouldn't be filling enough) and I asked for them to downsize them from the medium that usually comes in the combo to a small. Nope, can't do that. So I got the medium. Barely made it through half of it before my lips were dried out. I have no idea how anyone can eat a large or extra-large without their tongue shrivelling. I put more salt (and pepper) on fast food fries 
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Jul 14, 2014 22:01
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Morpheus posted:Gotta love those 'hacks' that are all "Are you such an alcoholic that you absolutely must take beer or vodka to every single event or get the shakes? Here's how you can hide the booze!" It's more like certain places like ballparks and concerts want to charge you 47 dollars for a beer so there's a cottage industry in sneaking alcohol to get around it.
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Jul 15, 2014 01:26
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Turn your toaster sideways and stick cheese on the upside to make grilled cheese!
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Jul 15, 2014 03:03
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 Oh, and no redemption, by the way.   I don't know if this is incredibly brilliant or incredibly stupid. It's one or the other, though, and there is no in-between.   Some of these are so purposely bad it's great.    Thanks, Mr. Duck! And this one is so great I feel ashamed putting it in here: 
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Jul 15, 2014 04:53
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This one is very useful tho
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Jul 15, 2014 05:20
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trickybiscuits posted:And this one is so great I feel ashamed putting it in here: That's because it's Keith Apicary.
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Jul 15, 2014 05:21
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That bury a dead dog over someone you bury is pretty clever but who's going to believe 16 dogs all got buried in the same area?
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Hollismason posted:That bury a dead dog over someone you bury is pretty clever but who's going to believe 16 dogs all got buried in the same area?
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