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Tiggum posted:Bury your victims in a pet cemetery. Literally life hacking.
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Jul 15, 2014 06:05
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zVxTeflon posted:Wheres the lifehack to help me find a dead dog I've got a lifehack to help you make your own!
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Jul 15, 2014 06:20
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trickybiscuits posted:I don't know if this is incredibly brilliant or incredibly stupid. It's one or the other, though, and there is no in-between. I can't find any of my remotes, only beer cans.
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Jul 15, 2014 08:06
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Tiggum posted:Bury your victims in a pet cemetery. Bury your victimes in a person cemetary. There'll be so many corpses being dug up no one will bother to find yours. Plus, you've just saved your victim's family those costly funeral fees, and you've given the middle finger to Big Funeral! Activism. natetimm posted:It's more like certain places like ballparks and concerts want to charge you 47 dollars for a beer so there's a cottage industry in sneaking alcohol to get around it. Yeah, but...don't get a beer in that case? I'm saying that if someone finds it absolutely 100% necessary to have alcohol on them to enjoy anything, then there may be a problem.
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Jul 15, 2014 13:19
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Perestroika posted:Couldn't you just like, not dip them all the way in so your fingers stay dry? Sure, if you can even call that living.
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Jul 15, 2014 13:48
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HxSLbpAwibg edit: The first time I saw "Life Hack" was probably over 10 years ago. There used to be a group that would put a bunch of these out on a single flyer/page and they were actually good, most of them computer related. Now whenever you look up "Life Hacks" 99% them are complete poo poo. razorrozar posted:
Tree Killer! Sephiroth_IRA has a new favorite as of 14:07 on Jul 15, 2014 |
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Jul 15, 2014 13:57
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use a napkin like a normal person
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Morpheus posted:Yeah, but...don't get a beer in that case? I'm saying that if someone finds it absolutely 100% necessary to have alcohol on them to enjoy anything, then there may be a problem.
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Jul 15, 2014 14:27
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Jul 15, 2014 14:54
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Ravenfood posted:If you think anyone can watch a full game of baseball without needing a beer, you're insane. I am a baseball fan and I agree with this 100%.
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Jul 15, 2014 14:55
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I took the red pill and now I can see bananas for what they truly are and break the banana rules.
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Jul 15, 2014 14:57
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Penny Paper posted:I would do this, but not because I'm a smug prick. It's because I have a CD/DVD spindle I don't use anymore (because I have one of those disc sleeve books) and I don't want my bagel sandwich to fall apart in a Ziploc bag and I don't have any Tupperware containers. Not to mention your sandwich would pick up that gross smell from the spindle anyway. Nobody does this! The fact that you'd have to wash it thoroughly would negate any shortcut. Yeah I'm a week late.. but the photo enrages me.
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Jul 15, 2014 16:28
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I'm so glad I'm not the only one who used to read my nan's copies of all those rubbish women's magazines. I always wondered how come people who needed to be stingy to the point of reusing trash could afford those magazines. Top tip - save money on 'real-life stories' magazines by talking to your neighbours!
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Jul 15, 2014 16:40
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This actually seems like a cheap way to cool off. If you have a bucket, some foam and a fan you're set. It's definitely a poor university student sort of thing, but if it works  For lovely "hacks" there's this:  I've tried this in four different elevators. Never worked. I did once get the "press your floor and the close door button simultaneously for five seconds" to put the elevator into express mode, which was cool. Of course, maybe it was just that nobody had pressed any of the buttons on any of the floors I went past  This. Would. Not. Work.  This one is just stupid:  Konami code*!  *Not the Konami code.
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Jul 15, 2014 17:11
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Gorilla Salad posted:
Just change. An indeterminate amount of change. For pushing the cheat code into the machine, it spits change at you.
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Jul 15, 2014 17:21
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There was a washing machine at a hostel I stayed for a while where, if you toggled the power switch at just the right time it would slowly decrease the amount of coins needed up to 0, at which point it would start. I probably would not have believed it if I didn't see someone demonstrate it. That said, I'd have to be absolutely retarded to believe that worked on all washing machines.
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Jul 15, 2014 17:32
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Gorilla Salad posted:Konami code*! This poo poo has been around since forever. I remember in middle school kids talking about how if you push in the right sequence of buttons on a soda machine, it'd let you get a free soda. Like press Coke, Sprite, Coke, Diet Coke, Root Beer, Coin Return. Or whatever. It was supposed to be some sort maintenance thing to make sure the vending was working properly. No one ever got it to work.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:03
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Namarrgon posted:There was a washing machine at a hostel I stayed for a while where, if you toggled the power switch at just the right time it would slowly decrease the amount of coins needed up to 0, at which point it would start. I probably would not have believed it if I didn't see someone demonstrate it. That said, I'd have to be absolutely retarded to believe that worked on all washing machines. When I was a starving student, the lovely laundromat I went too had machines which took two $1 coins in a big sliding tray with holes cut for the coins. But we figured out that you could use gaffer tape across the tray to keep the coins from falling into the machine and get free laundry. They tray looked kinda like this and you just put the coin in then lay the tape over it:  Also, there was a vending machine on one of the upper floors of the chemistry labs which wasn't bolted to the wall or floor and it only took three or four hungry students to tip it over, give it a good shaking and have it rain chocolate. Of course, these are less "life hacks" and more "crime" so are probably outside what we should be posting in the thread. Otherwise the thread'll end up all "threaten to burn down merchants' stores and they'll pay you protection money" and "Don't be afraid to cut off a finger and mail it to the family to make sure they pay up" 
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Jul 15, 2014 18:04
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The soda machine trick actually does work, but you have to put a quarter in first to get the machine into input mode. I've tried it on every one I come across, and I always get at least 25 cents out of it.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:05
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Sephiroth_IRA posted:Tree Killer! It turns out cloth napkins are a thing. Who knew?  I'm a tree and I love this.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:09
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Every once in a while I'll be waiting for the elevator in my building and it'll just completely skip my floor. Whenever that happens I remember that elevator express mode lifehack and just silently curse whatever selfish prick is inside the elevator.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:17
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Leper Residue posted:This poo poo has been around since forever. I remember in middle school kids talking about how if you push in the right sequence of buttons on a soda machine, it'd let you get a free soda. Like press Coke, Sprite, Coke, Diet Coke, Root Beer, Coin Return. Or whatever. It was supposed to be some sort maintenance thing to make sure the vending was working properly. I read about come Coke Machine Code about a decade or so ago. It worked...but the "maintenance mode" it brought you into was pointless. It couldn't dispense free soda, or give you money. All it did was give info on things like money taken in, number of sodas sold, etc...
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Jul 15, 2014 18:19
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DrBouvenstein posted:I read about come Coke Machine Code about a decade or so ago. It worked...but the "maintenance mode" it brought you into was pointless. It couldn't dispense free soda, or give you money. All it did was give info on things like money taken in, number of sodas sold, etc... Yeah I have no idea why people think there'd be a mode to give you free soda, like, if the maintenance guy wanted free soda he'd take out his key, open the drat thing, and take some soda.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:24
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Brocktoon posted:Finally! I've been looking for ways to discreetly hide my bottles of urine on the go!
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Jul 15, 2014 18:38
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Gorilla Salad posted:For lovely "hacks" there's this:
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Jul 15, 2014 18:47
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The only elevator I ever used regularly only went to two floors so all the express stuff was and is totally irrelevant to me.
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Jul 15, 2014 18:59
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razorrozar posted:The only elevator I ever used regularly only went to two floors so all the express stuff was and is totally irrelevant to me. Much like your post.
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Jul 15, 2014 19:06
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razorrozar posted:The only elevator I ever used regularly only went to two floors so all the express stuff was and is totally irrelevant to me. You get in an elevator to go up one level? On a scale from John Candy to Jabba the Hutt, how fat are you?
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Jul 15, 2014 19:33
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Meatwave posted:You get in an elevator to go up one level? On a scale from John Candy to Jabba the Hutt, how fat are you? Hey man I was in college don't judge me    "Hmm yes let me protect my $100+ smartphone with 25 cents worth of duct tape"
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Jul 15, 2014 19:38
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DrBouvenstein posted:I read about come Coke Machine Code about a decade or so ago. It worked...but the "maintenance mode" it brought you into was pointless. It couldn't dispense free soda, or give you money. All it did was give info on things like money taken in, number of sodas sold, etc... The one we had at the office a while back allowed you to get in maintenance mode with only external input, but to actually change prices or anything important you had to flip a dip switch on the controller inside the machine. At that point you're looking right at the coin chute box, so if you're going to steal money you might as well just take the whole drat thing instead of loving around with the remittance options.
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Jul 15, 2014 19:56
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razorrozar posted:Hey man I was in college don't judge me makes sense to me, ya fat weirdo
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Jul 15, 2014 20:00
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Alouicious posted:makes sense to me, ya fat weirdo You can afford a smartphone but not a decent case for it?
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Jul 15, 2014 20:02
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 quote:Tis the season for annoying bug bites, but a surprisingly simple remedy exists that can eliminate all of the itch within minutes. It doesn't work that way. Hot spoons are only good for narcotics.
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Jul 15, 2014 20:10
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What if you heat it over a flame? Surely that would work better because it would be even hotter?
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Jul 15, 2014 20:17
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Gorilla Salad posted:Of course, these are less "life hacks" and more "crime" so are probably outside what we should be posting in the thread. Otherwise the thread'll end up all "threaten to burn down merchants' stores and they'll pay you protection money" and "Don't be afraid to cut off a finger and mail it to the family to make sure they pay up"
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Jul 15, 2014 20:17
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Re: Paper napkins, cloth napkins, forks, idiotic plastic tools. I have a better solution to them all. Don't eat Oreos at all. No dirty fingers, no diabetes, no obesity! #lifehacks #genius
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Jul 15, 2014 20:57
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Yeah, but Oreos are delicious. You will live longer, but that extra life will be plagued by sadness from not eating Oreos.
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Jul 15, 2014 21:03
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Hobo By Design posted:
It's a ghetto version of a Therapik. They do work pretty well at removing the itch so long as the bite's fresh enough. I'm not sure how good of a job a hot spoon would do, though..
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Jul 15, 2014 21:06
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monkeytennis posted:What if you heat it over a flame? Surely that would work better because it would be even hotter? Just skip the middle man and apply a torch lighter to the bite! Gain instant itch relief as you burn those pesky skin cells away!
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Coffee And Pie posted:Yeah, but Oreos are delicious. You will live longer, but that extra life will be plagued by sadness from not eating Oreos. Oreos are gross to me, unfortunately I can't remember how I achieved this #Lifehacks !!!
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