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Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

:jihad:
"Dear Joseph,
We had sent a message to you back in 2010, when you decided or were bribed by the former Amir of Qatar to have the 2022 World Cup in Qatar. Now, after the establishment of the Caliphate state, we declare that there will be no World Cup in Qatar since Qatar will be part of the Caliphate under the rule of the Caliph Ibrahim Bin Awad Alqarshi [al-Baghdadi's full name] who doesn't allow corruption and diversion from Islam in the land of the Muslims. This is why we suggest that you will decide upon a replacement country instead of Qatar. The Islamic state has long-range Scud missiles that can easily reach Qatar, as the Americans already know.
Thanks"
:jihad:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/isis-world-cup-terror-threat-cancel-qatar-2022-094143936.html#rmgVglp


e: Oh gently caress I meant to say it was from The Islamic State my bad.

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Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
kudos to them

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
I don't think you could bomb anyone as hard as the germans did to brazil last week

cool new Metroid game
Oct 7, 2009

hail satan

Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't think you could bomb anyone as hard as the germans did to brazil last week

lol

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
boy they really crying Brazilian childed the hell out of them there

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

they should have listened to obama

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

"Thanks"

Lucy Heartfilia
May 31, 2012


isis are pretty epic trolls

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

the ppl in that photo def look like huge nerds. its probably anonymous

Lazyfire
Feb 4, 2006

God saves. Satan Invests

Really, I can't wait to see the response from FIFA asking if ISIS wants to bid for the 2026 World Cup now that they have a quarter billion dollars in bribe money funding.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't think you could bomb anyone as hard as the germans did to brazil last week

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR

In Drywall posted:

the ppl in that photo def look like huge nerds. its probably anonymous

one of the dudes is white and one is that guy they call bulldozer who fires that gun from his hip or whatever. why the hell are they using that as their logo or did op find it

i guess i can see it being fruitful propaganda: "fat and white? come fire a gun from your hip like call of duty"

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW
I just found that picture cause that guy is using that big stupid gun. The Islamic State has a website but here is the thing; they are so good at propaganda that if you visit, you are instantly radicalized so I haven't't been there yet.

KierkegaardsHo
Mar 21, 2004

I think we should call their bluff.

Miltank
Dec 27, 2009

by XyloJW

Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't think you could bomb anyone as hard as the germans did to brazil last week

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kv-PL5ifzo


Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I'd cancel it, no great loss to sports.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot
I kinda like these guys

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
If IS can eradicate the upper echelons of FIFA through suicide bombers/Scud missiles, it will almost be worth the breakdown of the region.

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax
Funny that hardcore Muslims are called ISIS because that's a pagan goddess

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Thanks.

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008

when u used to google image isis there would be tons of pictures/drawings of hot egyptian women and now they r interspersed with people being murdered. this sucks

Lollerich
Mar 25, 2004

The little doctors are back,
they want to play with you!

Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't think you could bomb anyone as hard as the germans did to brazil last week

Lutha Mahtin
Oct 10, 2010

Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

how do these clowns get all that money

its bitcoin isnt it

The Droid
Jun 11, 2012

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Funny that hardcore Muslims are called ISIS because that's a pagan goddess

its an acronym

of a translated name

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't think you could bomb anyone as hard as the germans did to brazil last week

close thread, goldmine

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't think you could bomb anyone as hard as the germans did to brazil last week

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

someoene make me a banner with the seahawks and german mens national team

Mermaid Autopsy
Jun 9, 2001

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Funny that hardcore Muslims are called ISIS because that's a pagan goddess

http://www.reformation.org/black-stone-at-mecca.html

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

quote:

Qatar has proven to be an extremely controversial choice of destination for the tournament. First there were fears over the severe heart in the area,



Wait....what?

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

The Muzzies are moon god worshippers, therefore the moon is a white stone. Islam is the true Christianity. :smuggo:

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
The entire Western world (other than Sepp Blatter) and ISIS united in opinion at last.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

lol

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

The Droid posted:

its an acronym

of a translated name

Islam is a retarded religion with less relevance to the modern world than even Judaism.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
wow that's a real baller move. owned FIFA

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?

BottledBodhisvata posted:

Islam is a retarded religion with less relevance to the modern world than even Judaism.

lol no religion has less relevance to the modern world than Judaism

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

Spanish Manlove posted:

I don't think you could bomb anyone as hard as the germans did to brazil last week

:vince:

BottledBodhisvata
Jul 26, 2013

by Lowtax

indigi posted:

lol no religion has less relevance to the modern world than Judaism

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Welcome... to the Danger Zone

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FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
what religion does have relevance to the modern world?

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