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##stand by the dock wave handkerchief as the sailors leave port
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##grab Hal by the shoulders Hal, I'm trusting you with my mission. If I fall, you must continue on. Let my death serve to steel your resolve. You must complete the super special Whaling Voyage. ##let go of Hal's shoulders
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Rule of Thumb: If you're writing a rule in an attempt to break the game as town or make it look like you're trying to break the game to appear town, it is going to fail. If you're writing a rule that is ridiculous or requires players to do something ridiculous that might get them banned, probated, or otherwise, it will fail. If you're writing a fun rule, it will be successful. Rule of Thumb to the Rule of Thumb: If you're 'that kid' at recess, your rules will fail. If you're that kid at recess, your rules will succeed.
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I was writing the rule to piss off scum why did it fail  (okay okay)
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Ixtlilton posted:Everyone who matters 
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The special whaling voyage will take off two hours before deadline or as otherwise set forth by the captain.
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##create Sirens in the Whaling zone. These beautiful creatures are evil ladies who like hang out in the ocean all day singing songs to lure sailors overboard their ships and into the terrible sea. The crew of a whaling voyage may use earplugs or other items to protect themselves from the sirens, but the captain of the ship either must throw himself overboard the ship and die, or tie himself to the mast of the ship and suffer 1d6 insanity points, because he is a badass and wants to hear what these sirens are all about. Sirens will activate 30 minutes after the special whaling voyage begins.
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You could matter, 8bux. All you have to do is kill an innocent whale.
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##create port of call zone. Halfway through the whaling voyage the captain may choose to stop in this zone to trade various whaling materials for more supplies. If the captain does not choose to stop here each person on the voyage has a 20% chance of getting scurvy.
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 Current Whaling Plan
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##add Kamek's floating fortress along the path. There is a 50% chance Kamek will help the whalers by giving them good winds, a 50% he will turn one of them into a toad. Also Mario will make a cameo appearance here.
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Ixtlilton posted:You could matter, 8bux. All you have to do is kill an innocent whale. ##enter speaking zone My dearest Ixt, Listen up you lad. I like your gumption and your desire to attack whales but I'm made for walking the dingy streets of London, not barfing on a ship! Best regards on your voyage. Your pal, Eightbux ##enter action zone
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##Rule: Objects intended to be placed into the Whaling Plan must be added by the rulemaker. This rule applies as of four posts ago.
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##rule players turned into toads can not do actions or speak (outside of saying "rrribbit") until getting a "##kiss" from their one true love in this thread. After that they'll turn back into a human and gain all actions/speaking abilities.
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Jul 15, 2014 22:47
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##pick up all the whale points, blubber and bones since no one else bothered to ##join next voyage
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KhyrosFinalCut posted:##pick up all the whale points, blubber and bones since no one else bothered to I don't really think of "points" as something that has to be picked up! Enjoy your bones and blubber or smegma or whatever it's called though.
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##enter action zone ##break bilge pump on whaling vessel ##leave action zone ##enter voting zone ##vote Hal Incandenza ##leave voting zone ##enter can't be voted for zone
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MEDS CURE SCHIZOS posted:##enter action zone you are dead, jim
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Hal Incandenza posted:I don't really think of "points" as something that has to be picked up! ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone left whalebone greave, including mystic glyphs of protection ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone right whalebone greave, including mystic glyphs of strength ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone left whalebone bracer, including mystic glyphs of wisdom ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone right whalebone bracer, including mystic glyphs of arcane insight ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone helm, including mystic glyphs of clairvoyance ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone whalebone dagger, including mystic glyphs of eternal ownership ##create rule anyone who equips a full set of armor and weaponry of their own making from materials harvested in accordance with extant rules can grant themselves a flavor appropriate power ##equip whalebone armor and whalebone dagger, becoming a JOAT with One Shots of Doc, Empower, Cop, and Mirror as night actions.
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merk posted:You can't create night actions. Fiiine ##create rule gladiatorial combat -- any two players who have equipped a full set of armor and weaponry of their own making from materials harvested in accordance with extant rules can engage in single combat at during the day. Once two combatants have been declared, they each write a description of the fight in approximately 100 words. The next 5 players to post judge them harshly and pick a winner 3/5. The loser is eliminated ##equip whalebone armor and whalebone dagger, becoming eligible for gladiatorial combat COME AT ME BRO.
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##duplicate KhyrosFinalCut's gear by sacrificing an arm to the gods ##start gladiatorial combat with KhyrosFinalCut, even though I have a missing arm
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From the bones of the fallen, KhyrosFinalCut meticulously crafts armor fit for the gods. Greaves, bracers, a helm and a pristine white dagger are carved, spun, hammered, heated, and pressed into perfect shapes. After months of work, he stares at his beautiful creation - taking in a sense of pride and satisfaction that his labor finally paid off. "COPY THAT," screams Ernie, pointing the PC-30 Duplicatron 9000 MX at the armor on a happenstance run through town. The robot bellows a response in perfect monotone: Mr. Ernie, to copy life, you must give life. END OF LINE. "My arm, then. My arm for the armor." The PC-30 Duplicatron 9000 MX whirs and squeals. In a swift motion, it chops off Ernie's arm and ingests it into its mechanical core. Clunking, thunking, and scratching follows for what feels like ten minutes until the PC-30 starts to give us its output. Like a 3D printer, the device perfect duplicates the whale armor and dagger. Ernie, not knowing what to do with the right bracer, decides to use it as a breastplate. A fight is clearly about to begin. Would anyone else like to perform an action related to this fight?
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i love you merk
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##create rule: every lost limb doubles your strength
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Jul 16, 2014 15:53
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##create rule - before the battle each combatant may sacrifice pieces of armor/weapons to Iova, the Goddess of the Great Beasts to gain her favor and strength for the battle. The more pieces sacrificed, the more powerful the boon.
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Jul 16, 2014 16:00
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##use storm powers to add a dramatic thunderstorm to the duel
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##release 3 lions into the battle
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Jul 16, 2014 16:48
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##have NPC Russel Crowe join the battle and repeatedly say "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?"
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##create band zone. Anyone entering band zone must pick up an instrument and join the band. ##enter band zone ##grab bass ##starting playing apocalyptic bass solo as accompaniment to the fight
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##enter band zone ##sit down at drums ##lay down a gnarly back beat for Opop
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##enter band zone ##pick up a recorder ##blows into recorder making beautiful music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwXFOMBWaGY
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##enter band zone ##play the keyboard, with special synth stuff for Opop
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##create rule - everybody in the band zone will be deciding who wins in the battle zone.
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##begin combat -- as described by KFC KFC glares at the machine crafted replica of his detailed handiwork, and he lunges forth at Ernie in his ersatz armor, all but blinded by rage and misses. KFC staggers through the space that would until have been recently occupied by Ernie's arm, and whirls around in time to catch Ernie's blade with his left bracer. KFC shouts as Ernie parries a stab meant for his gut and slams his greave-covered shin into KFC’s knee. Ernie lifts his dagger high as KFC collapses. KFC grins, holds out his empty hand, and speaks “Kaeru!” and the glyph of eternal ownership on Ernie’s dagger flares bright green and the dagger wrenches itself from his hand, and handle first into KFC’s. “Carved that for a reason,” KFC says and slams both daggers into Ernie’s thigh. ##end description (133 words)
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Ernie may describe the next battle stage in 80 words or less (he loses some words since he only has one arm and all). The music put on by the Band Zone is righteous. The epic thunderstorm is epic.
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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
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KhyrosFinalCut posted:##begin combat -- as described by KFC ##begin combat -- as described by Ernie Ernie had lifted his dagger prepared to show mercy, but KFC overpowered him with dark magic. Ernie sits, clutching his wounds knowing that his opponent didn't win out of power, but out of fear; knowing that his opponent's heart harbors darkness and pain, not victory. Ernie looks at the band and wishes they'd start playing a different tune: one that can save KFC's soul. It's no wonder it takes a guy with no arm to see the peace in disarmament. ##end description
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##is entertained
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