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I'm going to be busy as gently caress this weekend. But I want in on this game.
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##be very confused
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##rule to preserve merk's sanity, each player may only create or modify X rules per day where x is the absolute value of the equation |(#of living players) - (game day#) ##Enter rock zone while being straight like an arrow ##get rock ##enter rock the vote zone ##enter action zone ##use tunnel zone to enter voting zone ##vote ernie
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Jul 13, 2014 18:01
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##vote ixtillion ##enter whaling zone ##join voyage
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Jul 14, 2014 06:28
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so uh deadline real soon. Vote ixtillion for a better tomorrow.
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Jul 14, 2014 16:26
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##pick up all the whale points, blubber and bones since no one else bothered to ##join next voyage
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Jul 15, 2014 23:46
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Hal Incandenza posted:I don't really think of "points" as something that has to be picked up! ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone left whalebone greave, including mystic glyphs of protection ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone right whalebone greave, including mystic glyphs of strength ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone left whalebone bracer, including mystic glyphs of wisdom ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone right whalebone bracer, including mystic glyphs of arcane insight ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone helm, including mystic glyphs of clairvoyance ##painstakingly carve whalebone into whalebone whalebone dagger, including mystic glyphs of eternal ownership ##create rule anyone who equips a full set of armor and weaponry of their own making from materials harvested in accordance with extant rules can grant themselves a flavor appropriate power ##equip whalebone armor and whalebone dagger, becoming a JOAT with One Shots of Doc, Empower, Cop, and Mirror as night actions.
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Jul 16, 2014 05:11
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merk posted:You can't create night actions. Fiiine ##create rule gladiatorial combat -- any two players who have equipped a full set of armor and weaponry of their own making from materials harvested in accordance with extant rules can engage in single combat at during the day. Once two combatants have been declared, they each write a description of the fight in approximately 100 words. The next 5 players to post judge them harshly and pick a winner 3/5. The loser is eliminated ##equip whalebone armor and whalebone dagger, becoming eligible for gladiatorial combat COME AT ME BRO.
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Jul 16, 2014 14:26
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##begin combat -- as described by KFC KFC glares at the machine crafted replica of his detailed handiwork, and he lunges forth at Ernie in his ersatz armor, all but blinded by rage and misses. KFC staggers through the space that would until have been recently occupied by Ernie's arm, and whirls around in time to catch Ernie's blade with his left bracer. KFC shouts as Ernie parries a stab meant for his gut and slams his greave-covered shin into KFC’s knee. Ernie lifts his dagger high as KFC collapses. KFC grins, holds out his empty hand, and speaks “Kaeru!” and the glyph of eternal ownership on Ernie’s dagger flares bright green and the dagger wrenches itself from his hand, and handle first into KFC’s. “Carved that for a reason,” KFC says and slams both daggers into Ernie’s thigh. ##end description (133 words)
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Jul 16, 2014 20:17
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Ernie. posted:##grab calvinball duplicate FOOL!  ##hold cowabungaball duplicate to the heavens and perform the necessary ritual##throw cowabungaball duplicate into the tornado -- whoever it hits is going to the ishmael zone With this distraction dispatched, I demand our combat be judged!
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Jul 16, 2014 22:37
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##shiv opop
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Jul 17, 2014 01:48
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Opopanax posted:I was wrong! ##eat a KFC double down, then shiv again No mercy!
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Jul 17, 2014 02:35
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Hal Incandenza posted:Noooooooooooooooooo I don't want to live anymore with Opop Get in my zone!
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Jul 17, 2014 02:37
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 this is an open and shut case. I killed opop in compliance with the rules governing my zone. My actions were justified by all possible metrics. Eight Dollars posted:
You're a sham, "Edgewood"!
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Jul 17, 2014 03:24
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##accept Capps as defense attorney on the condition he role plays as Phoenix Wright and posts appropriate gifs Suggest you visit court-records.net to find them. Also... opop..... whyyyyyyy?! Why did you come into my zone? You knew the risks.
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What is that noise? You guys have to hear that right? WHY DO YOU THINK THAT THE HALLS OF CONGRESS AND THEN YOU CAN USE THE GUT FEELING THAT YOU CAN USE IT FOR THE FIRST FEW WEEKS OF MY LIFE? (this insanity brought to you by my phone's auto complete for phrases.)
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Jul 17, 2014 04:50
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.gif) Wright I hope you know what you're doing...
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Jul 17, 2014 16:36
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 Mr Wright he challenged me, everyone knows those weapons were made to protect the peace!
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Jul 17, 2014 19:20
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Fighting for my Life am I? Worth changing for dramatic effect then. Now, where were we...
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Jul 17, 2014 19:28
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Jul 17, 2014 20:46
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 Hmm  That looks very much like the knife I used to carve my whalebone dagger  And that... that looks delicious.
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Jul 17, 2014 20:52
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 Mr. Dollars you amuse me. But in all seriousness. It was clear that I was wielding both my dagger and ernie's copy at the time, fresh from the battle . That's one in each hand. How many hands do you suppose that I have such that I would've been able to stab Mr. Poponax with my carving knife while equipping both finely crafted blades?
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Jul 17, 2014 21:15
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Jul 17, 2014 21:25
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 Mr. Dollars... perhaps you are unaware of my expertise in this field... people have been making chicken jokes about my name since my very first mafia game.  In response to this I have been cultivating a great many skills with regards to KFC Menu items. and if you don't think spearing an unorthodox sandwich as it falls from the sky and eating it like a shish kebab is one of them, then you are sorely mistaken!
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Jul 17, 2014 21:50
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mr.capps posted:Oh gently caress. My sentiments exactly. 
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Jul 17, 2014 22:57
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I ONLY HAVE TWO ARMS! See?  BEHOLD MY ONLY TWO ARMS!  I CAN MOVE THEM VERY FAST BUT THERE ARE STILL ONLY 2 OF THEM.
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Jul 17, 2014 23:33
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Jul 17, 2014 23:45
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KFC....I forgive you....
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I actually would've started going after 8bux the next day if it mattered. Capps did great. I had ixtillion pegged early. I'm a little bummed I didn't get to play mafia but this was fun too, thanks merk!
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I voted 5. Went Hog wild
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