you will draw pigs

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cruft

Pigs are the only thing I can actually draw. Here's how to draw a pig.

Start with a circle.

Make triangles for the ears.

A little squiggle for the tail.

Legs are rectangles.

Smaller circle for the nose. You can put a couple dots or lines in it for nostrils if there's room.

Two dots for eyes.

And now the mouth, which is how you're going to relay expression. This is a smug pig.

Here's everything as an animation, because why not.

Okay, your turn. Show me the pig you drew.

cruft fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Sep 2, 2014

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:07

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 04:12

FluffieDuckie

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:12

FartGhost

There is nothing I can't gently caress up

e: gently caress me I forgot the mouth how the gently caress did i forget to draw a creature's entire mouth

FartGhost fucked around with this message at 21:20 on Jul 11, 2014

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:18

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

good pigs itt

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:18

SIDS Vicious

i named him piggle

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:20

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:21

dogcrash truther

FluffieDuckie posted:

I like it, fluffstrix! But where's the house?

FartGhost posted:

This is a good pig, man, don't be so hard on yourself. Pig's all stoic and poo poo.

Oil Can Boyd posted:

Hi piggle! You'd fit right in with Ziggy!

CAT BRUSH posted:

Um you were probably looking at my example images from the wrong side, CAT BRUSH. Good drawing tho!

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:24

pig slut lisa: irl is good

CAT BRUSH posted:

hahaha i have never laughed irl at a byob post as much as this one

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:28

pig slut lisa: irl is good

well done voted 5

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:28

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:33

cruft

pig slut lisa posted:

hahaha i have never laughed irl at a byob post as much as this one

I see a new av in the works for you, pig slut lisa.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

cruft posted:

I see a new av in the works for you, pig slut lisa.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:35

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

cruft posted:

I see a new av in the works for you, pig slut lisa.

lol

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:35

cruft

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Someday maybe I'll be able to draw this well. Dig it, GSJG.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:35

pig slut lisa: irl is good

cruft posted:

I see a new av in the works for you, pig slut lisa.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:37

cruft

pig slut lisa posted:

I really feel like this needs to happen.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:38

Saranya

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:39

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

Saranya posted:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:39

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

cruft posted:

Someday maybe I'll be able to draw this well. Dig it, GSJG.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:40

FluffieDuckie

cruft posted:

I really feel like this needs to happen.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:43

cruft

Saranya posted:

SOME PIG

# ? Jul 11, 2014 21:43

Peta

Phuck this thread and everyone in it

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Peta posted:

Phuck this thread and everyone in it

Mods, ban this sick filth, tia.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:01

pig slut lisa: irl is good

cruft posted:

I really feel like this needs to happen.

i wouldnt say no

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:01

pig slut lisa: irl is good

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Mods, ban this sick filth, tia.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:02

FluffieDuckie

pig slut lisa posted:

i wouldnt say no

but it would be so perfect

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:03

cruft

FluffieDuckie posted:

but it would be so perfect

I think that was his way of saying he was open to an av change.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:03

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Mods, ban this sick filth, tia.

i wouldn't mind getting a good phucking tbh

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:12

cruft

MORE PIGS

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:13

Salmiakki

Peta posted:

Phuck this thread and everyone in it

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:18

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

watho posted:

i wouldn't mind getting a good phucking tbh

Ok, mods, don't ban Peta until he's had his sick way with watho, tia

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:20

cruft

Salmiakki posted:

Please tell me you're using a Wacom tablet and not using a mouse to make these lines.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:21

Salmiakki

cruft posted:

Please tell me you're using a Wacom tablet and not using a mouse to make these lines.

yeah im using a tablet! im not actually drawing on ms paint if you were wondering, the program i use is called paint tool sai

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:22

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Salmiakki posted:

yeah im using a tablet! im not actually drawing on ms paint if you were wondering, the program i use is called paint tool sai

oo. that's a good one. I'm old fashioned and still do everything in photoshop or painter.

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:23

cruft

Salmiakki posted:

yeah im using a tablet! im not actually drawing on ms paint if you were wondering, the program i use is called paint tool sai

awesome, looks like a pressure sensitive tablet too. and it looks like you're bangin' these out pretty quickly.

(I'm now an amateur forensic art historian)

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:23

Salmiakki

cruft posted:

awesome, looks like a pressure sensitive tablet too. and it looks like you're bangin' these out pretty quickly.

(I'm now an amateur forensic art historian)

yeah, theyre just doodles. i havent drawn art that ive put a lot of work into in a long time

but heres an example of when i DO put time and effort into things:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:26

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Salmiakki posted:

yeah, theyre just doodles. i havent drawn art that ive put a lot of work into in a long time but heres an example of when i DO put time and effort into things:

I am worried about that poor business man

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:27

cruft

Salmiakki posted:

yeah, theyre just doodles. i havent drawn art that ive put a lot of work into in a long time but heres an example of when i DO put time and effort into things:

nice.

Next frame:

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:27

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Salmiakki

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I am worried about that poor business man

haha i wish he was a businessman!

hes the character stuart pritchard from the show ''hello ladies'', starring and made by stephen merchant [co-creator of the UK office with ricky gervais and voice of wheatley in portal 2]

# ? Jul 11, 2014 22:29

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