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Dealer: hey kid do you want to smoke this joint?
Kid: No thank you, I'd rather get a joint honours degree at a university.
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nickelodeon but instead of getting slimed kids get covered in cannabutter
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kids dont even bother on jungle run just fall in the slime and start shoveling cannabutter in their mouths like animals
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wicked production with hit song: defying gravity bong
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harry potter but he gets sorted into hufflepuff and gets real into herbology if you catch my drift
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lord of the nugs, sauron grew the dankest nug of all time in the volcanic soil of mordor but it ended up with frodo who has to adventure through all of middle earth to use the specialised volcano bong of mount doom
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a serbian film but instead of raping and murdering they just get baked and talk in serbian about whether people perceive the world differently
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I'm a drug sniffing dog. My owner hides weed from me and if I find it he gives me a treat. Five days a week, he puts the weed under a barrel. He puts it in a briefcase. He stuffs it down his pants. And he asks me to sniff. Then we go out to the car. Oh boy! We are going on a ride. But the ride is to another car, and I'm supposed to sniff the car. Smell of metal, tic tacs, motor oil, weed. I smell weed all day long. I smell weed all day long. Then I go home and in my dreams I'm chasing a cat and its full of weed. I rip the cat apart and the weed is in its guts. I look to my owner for a treat but he's not there. I look at the cat and it has my owner's face. The guts of the cat pulse red and blue. Carefully I take the weed and cook it into butter. Then I cook the butter into dog treats. This is in my kennel, only it doesn't look like my kennel. I'm surrounded by all the men I've sent to prison. I hear a sniffing sound. A mighty sniffing sound, like the wind through the trees. Gods nose is sniffing for my weed butter. I know I will be found. Then I wake up. I smell weed all day long. I smell weed all day long.
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glow in the dark weed for kids.
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