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A weed bakery called "pie times"
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Apr 26, 2024 18:52
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Campus is totally dry, man. Only one ounce remains. Competitors must scale the Aggro Crag to score some dank nugs!
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Jul 12, 2014 01:18
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I hear some of the heads in East dorm have got a Jenkem co-op goin. Should be some potent stuff brother
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Jul 12, 2014 01:20
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[inside the house, on weed]
woa did that door just say something to me
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Jul 12, 2014 22:55
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Spartacus and all his slave buddies are chilling out on their commune, tending to the weed plants, relaxing, enjoying mutual j/o seshs before the modern concept of homosexuality, etc. Some goobers from the roman DEA drive up in black chariots, black sunglasses, gladius at the hip, the works.
Roman Narc: Yo, you guys are hosed. We hear yall r growin dope out here and Spartacus is in charge. We got orders to bring him in. Where's Spartacus?
*first slave nervously stands up*: I'm Spartacus!
*all the dudes look at each other and another guy stands up* I"M SPARTACUS he says
all the ex slaves start standing up and saying their spartacus
one sneaky dude lights the weed field on fire behind the romans, smoke is huffing and puffing everywhere on the sly and getting the roman soldiers secretly stoned
roman soldier: i'm spartacus
other roman soldier/bugs bunny; ain't i a stinker!
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Jul 14, 2014 22:21
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haha I remember this one time I was kicking my friends rear end in soul calibur 2 and I got up to do a victory dance and knocked over the bong and spilled it all over the carpet haha I put a bunch of fabreez and axe on it but mom could totally still tell. man shewas PISSED
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Jul 14, 2014 23:33
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Game of thrones but the throne is made of weed and everyone wants to smoke and be chill and eat fried capon and play the bear and maiden fair
John Snow is gets caught cheefin with the cool kids by Sam Tarly. They all give Tarly a super noogie after he doesnt want to toke and make him swear that hewon't tell the Lord Commander. But then that sneak lil narc goes and tells old an Mormont anyway and he's like "JOHN SNOW COME TO MY QUARTERS IMMEDIATELY" and everyones like "Ooooooooooh poo poo!" but then John goes to Mormont's room and Mormont is looking super serious. He says, "i'm dissapointed in you, snow." and john's like "i know dude" and Mormont is like "thats some nasty rear end ditch weed i heard u were smokin. come see me next time you need man" and he pops open a secret compartment, with a bunch of bongs and a vape and some oil and they both do some dabs.
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Jul 15, 2014 15:33
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I punched out Dr WHo when no one was looking and stole his weed and hotboxed that phonebooth thing
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Jul 16, 2014 03:46
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Apr 26, 2024 18:52
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dude wrote himself a prescription for a LOT of weed
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