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Happy Hippo posted:I went and saw the first Transformers movie in the theatre. It was a huge piece of poo poo and I wanted to get up and leave during the movie but I was there with friends so I couldn't. As I was sitting there in that lovely movie I thought to myself, "What did you expect? It's a movie directed by Michael Bay that's based on toys from the 80s about giant robots smashing each other up. Of course it's horrible." That's what clicking on this thread was like for me. If a picture of a woman with a cactus in her vagina doesn't please you I doubt anything ever will. sluggo is mad posted:and why, just loving why is she on a ladder? so many questions I assume because the cactus is pretty tall. at least all the fuckable ones are
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I guess this is no stranger than a lion's penis.
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Jul 12, 2014 03:57
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well i ejaculated
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Jul 12, 2014 04:06
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Excuse me. Don't you mean Cucktus? Just out of frame a small saguaro cries while masturbating. Clitch fucked around with this message at 04:19 on Jul 12, 2014 |
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Jul 12, 2014 04:15
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thread delivered, really didn't know what other things I was expecting (maybe goatse) voted 5
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Jul 12, 2014 04:16
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psssh. that could be anything
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Smoking Crow posted:[timg]http://i.imgur.com/tT8Wo.jpg[/tig]  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jul 12, 2014 04:22
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Two words: Predicament bondage or gently caress yes edit: just out of frame is a pool of lavasharks
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im pooping! posted:haha when i did right click > save as, i already had that picture from like 2 years ago
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Happy Hippo posted:I went and saw the first Transformers movie in the theatre. It was a huge piece of poo poo and I wanted to get up and leave during the movie but I was there with friends so I couldn't. As I was sitting there in that lovely movie I thought to myself, "What did you expect? It's a movie directed by Michael Bay that's based on toys from the 80s about giant robots smashing each other up. Of course it's horrible." That's what clicking on this thread was like for me. cactus pussy pic has brought some mirth and delight into the world, so advantage cactus pussy pic
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Jul 12, 2014 04:28
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This picture asks so many questions. For one, what kind of cactus is that?
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Anthrovore posted:I'm curious what the handcuff on her ankle is attached to. Based on the red light of the photo & her expression, I think she's a Russian Cactus Smuggler trying to escape the police
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Jul 12, 2014 04:53
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That's just like a fake rubber cactus. YAAAAWWWWn.
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Jul 12, 2014 04:57
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.ru domain of course
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Jul 12, 2014 04:58
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This woman just RAPED a helpless plant and you all just want to lol at it. Disgusting. She RAPED a plant. RAPE. Trigger.
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Captain Candiru posted:That's just like a fake rubber cactus. YAAAAWWWWn. Still impressed.
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Captain Candiru posted:That's just like a fake rubber cactus. YAAAAWWWWn. god i hope so
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R-Type posted:This woman just RAPED a helpless plant and you all just want to lol at it. Disgusting. She RAPED a plant. RAPE. Trigger. Based on available evidence it is probable that it is the cactus who is the rapist.
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Actually after giving it some serious contemplative thought I'm assuming her ankle is handcuffed to a lower rung of the ladder. Maybe it's for safety, to keep her from climbing onto that really dangerous top rung that you're not supposed to stand on
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this is NOT a real cactus-loving as there are no spines on the area entering her vaghole. please do your research, OP. 5'd as a cactucked enthusiast.
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Jul 12, 2014 05:23
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Voted 5. Very satisfied
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Really excited about this cactus thing
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Jul 12, 2014 05:31
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this cactus got laid and i havent!?
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EA Sports posted:this cactus got laid and i havent!? When u flirt with girls just think prickly
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Jul 12, 2014 06:02
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Insert two inch long needles through the head of ur penis for similar effect
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Jul 12, 2014 06:03
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lets get real though can we get more nasty rear end porno in here
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Dolphin posted:lets get real though can we get more nasty rear end porno in here
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Dolphin posted:lets get real though can we get more nasty rear end porno in here I doubt it. Cactus porn is kind of rare.
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Automatic Slim posted:I doubt it. Cactus porn is kind of rare. what a shame
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9goats dead posted:this is NOT a real cactus-loving as there are no spines on the area entering her vaghole. please do your research, OP. 5'd as a cactucked enthusiast. Oh god you're right, I masturbated to this for nothing.
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9goats dead posted:this is NOT a real cactus-loving as there are no spines on the area entering her vaghole. please do your research, OP. 5'd as a cactucked enthusiast. Trixie Hardcore posted:Oh god you're right, I masturbated to this for nothing. Most porn is fake and I have too that feeling of futility after I masturbate to it.
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The world is wonderful.
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Jul 12, 2014 06:52
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I am surprised that there isn't more cactus porn out there. I means what is the first thing that comes to mind when considering what you can insert into a woman's vagina. A cactus is just so intuitively obvious.
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Jul 12, 2014 10:59
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this thread is pretty much what it says on the tin
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Jul 12, 2014 11:04
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thread is properly tagged. i think it's good the op did not use spoiler tags or there would have been trouble
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Sekenr posted:I am surprised that there isn't more cactus porn out there. I means what is the first thing that comes to mind when considering what you can insert into a woman's vagina. A cactus is just so intuitively obvious. r/cactusporn
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HOT poo poo
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You know, I really don't know what I was expecting when I clicked on that title Voted 5
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