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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Mustang posted:

whats it take to convince someone to stick a cactus in their vagina

Honestly it's harder to convince someone not to stick a cactus in their vagina. Once you put the idea in their head it's all they can think about.

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Anthrovore posted:

I'm curious what the handcuff on her ankle is attached to.

I feel like such a silly goose, I was so busy looking at the cactus jammed up her twat I totally missed the handcuffs!

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Happy Hippo posted:

I went and saw the first Transformers movie in the theatre. It was a huge piece of poo poo and I wanted to get up and leave during the movie but I was there with friends so I couldn't. As I was sitting there in that lovely movie I thought to myself, "What did you expect? It's a movie directed by Michael Bay that's based on toys from the 80s about giant robots smashing each other up. Of course it's horrible." That's what clicking on this thread was like for me.

If a picture of a woman with a cactus in her vagina doesn't please you I doubt anything ever will.

sluggo is mad posted:

and why, just loving why is she on a ladder? so many questions

I assume because the cactus is pretty tall.

at least all the fuckable ones are

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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R-Type posted:

This woman just RAPED a helpless plant and you all just want to lol at it. Disgusting. She RAPED a plant. RAPE. Trigger.

Based on available evidence it is probable that it is the cactus who is the rapist.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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9goats dead posted:

this is NOT a real cactus-loving as there are no spines on the area entering her vaghole. please do your research, OP. 5'd as a cactucked enthusiast.

Oh god you're right, I masturbated to this for nothing.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Obviously I knew all about cactus pornography but I didn't know about efuckt. Just more evidence of the hidden value in a forums membership.

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Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

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Crankit posted:

the page describes it as a cactus, but it's actually a horse chestnut.

Thank you. I couldn't fathom why they would slingshot cactus into a woman's anus, this makes a lot more sense now.

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