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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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there needs to be some arrests

i don't care who or for what

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Roro posted:

Fake edit: Delving even further into the shitfest that is the #dashcon tag on Tumblr. There was apparently an orgy that ended in the transmission of crabs.
scabies too i'd imagine

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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no tinkleshaming pls

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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if i was in the area i'd pee in the ball pit

it just seems like the right thing to do

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Whatev posted:

It seems pretty good for artists who frequently post work. Also low-bandwith porn.

where else would i go to find men who can hold cueballs in their foreskin

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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gently caress the ROW posted:

Actually I feel bad if the one on the righ tis a real girl, but with a sad condition

the condition is Dashcon

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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indigi posted:

if the bitcoin thing were true the bitcoin thread would have gone nuts cause 17k worth of buys would send the price skyrocketing
yeah its too bad, bitcoin wouldve added a whole new wing to this shitpalace

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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public masturbation privilege, checked raw

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
wait were the crabs spread from the pissed-in ball pit? or the masturbation at the BDSM demo?

i've attempted to diagram the potential std vectors but

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Jerk McJerkface posted:

I asked that, but I just got my custom title made fun of.

you can have that changed for the low price of 20mins piss pit play

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Rocketlex posted:

I saw a tumblr post saying the piss-and-crabs-filled kiddie pool was going to be auctioned off, but it's impossible to know what's real anymore.
it should be nailed to the back of a chosen attendee who carries it through next year's con like crotchrot jesus

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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through an ancient yet modern-day world of unicorns, dragons, swords, smart phones, social networks, and high-speed internet

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Heath posted:

Actually I don't know if that novel was published or not but I'm pretty sure it was. I read parts of it in its draft stages as part of the writer meetup.

Will Prince Leopold be saved/boinked by his dear pal Amod :ohdear:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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TZer0 posted:

Has this been posted yet?
:nws:Game themed around Dashcon2014

Seriously, I have no idea how someone manages to mismanage a convention this badly.
Privileged douchebag :byodame:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Decrepus posted:

I am an erotosexual.

I am aroused by things that are erotic.
weirdo :mad:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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StashAugustine posted:

would it be gay? i've lost track

we'll first need the blood types of both parties, as well as the arbitrary gender assignments the malcisious doctors gave them at birth

carry the 3 and consult the table

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Hurricane Katrina couldn't take down our servers, so a conventional missile has little chance. If you want to ruin the forums, you need something nasty, like something radioactive. might i suggest radium
:thurman:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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bonestructure posted:

well, hello sailor :stonklol:


whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Heath posted:

it would've done more harm than good because she basically spends every waking moment fetishizing and stereotyping the gently caress out of gay men
one of my dearest friends has been living happily with his partner for almost a decade now and wishes desperately that they could adopt a child and raise a family together

i'll be sure to let him know that this proudly useless woman who draws angel wings on characters from tv shows loving each other is firmly on his side

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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CuddleChunks posted:

...wait, she's *how* old? AHAHAHAHAH
I'm the coffee cup existing in a different coordinate system in space

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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but they looked like such a happy couple

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Brad! posted:

description of actual human garbage
holy poo poo

also their inability to conceive may be the best luck your brother's had

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
did your brother ever give any hilarigross stories about their sex life

all senses combined i bet it'd be like thrusting one's erection between two spoiled blocks of spam

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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CAT rear end now!!! posted:

I think from now on whenever I talk about people instead of using pronouns to refer to them I'll just hiss and spit like some kind of god drat retarded snake

hith

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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EXTREME INSERTION posted:

I know it's already been done, but If it's introduced to this fandom we could have hundreds, maybe thousands of people supporting our goon peehole fetish
work in how you can impregnate a man this way and get them all onboard for free :holymoley:

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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RevSyd posted:

You want to make them mad, quit thinking like them. Write a story where the actors are chaste heterosexuals and just sit around the whole story laughing and talking about how much they hate fat, nerdy, awkward fangirls. If you did that right you'd get suicide threats.
Start it off convincingly as fat, nerdy awkward fangirl chasing her lifetime dream of going to :britain: and delivering her knotting art (and heart) in person to said actor

Add chase mystery, side quests, and erotic fantasy interludes as necessary. Publish in serial form to gain notoriety (and solicit donations for each chapter because you need money for your cat headmate's allergen-free litterbox or w/e)

When you've accumulated enough fanbase and money, have the final chapter be the protagonist breaking into actor's house and getting the ever-loving poo poo beat out of her by the actor's attractive and athletic wife

Have the last thing the protagonist sees through her one non-blackened eye as she's led away in a police car for mental health assessment be her drawings soaking in a garden puddle as the love of her life boinks his awesome wife heterosexually in the grass beside it

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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vaguely posted:

just wanted to remind everyone that there's a fine fine line here between mocking and writing your own fanfiction
yeah i couldn't bear to write this no matter how many hilarious death/suicide threats it garnered

someone out there is made of sterner stuff tho

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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CloFan posted:

I thought the term SJW had something to do with Dragon Ball Z.
the two communities are related in terms of acknowledgment of various metamorphic forms (saiyan, super saiyan, wolfdragon-ocelot)

Also in their ability to talk pointless poo poo at others without dramatic resolution

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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1gnoirents posted:

She tripped balls on a drop of mio
hands literally shaking

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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AlbieQuirky posted:

Trigger warnings made perfect sense in their original context, which was group therapy sessions. Life is not a group therapy session, much as many Tumblrites wish it were.

this is all that needs to be said about trigger warnings to anyone ever

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Gutcruncher posted:

Of course now I encounter all sorts of things where it defaults to English, but theres no way to skip past "to hear this is spanish, hit 1, to hear this in french, hit 2." Just let me hit 1 stop triggering meeeeee
i'm so relieved my headmate is a polyglot tamandua so we have spanish and portuguese covered

Senhor Tippy, marque el número dos pf


legal

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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So are any of the Dashcon bigwigs coming here to present themselves to the court of :10bux: judgment?

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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Leave a tent out for the happy couple on their analversary

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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GET MY BELT SON posted:

who puts two g's into the name meg
she does seem to love seconds

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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gotta fail big if you want to survive in the world of failures

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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die Xul scum

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations
judging a media on its fandom is like judging a woman on the guy who stalks her

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whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Counterpoint: Homestuck
i think Homestuck can be judged solely on its own merits:


E: also i read something about a minecraft con scamming like this, except they didn't bother putting on a shitshow and just ran

whoflungpoop fucked around with this message at 01:03 on Aug 14, 2014

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