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I'll let you know if you owned or died like a bitch.
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I would like to be named Kip Johanesburg
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Jul 12, 2014 18:15
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Also Bif Sizzlechest, if you would.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:16
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I pray for death.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:16
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I'd rather xenonaut
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Jul 12, 2014 18:16
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pick me please
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Jul 12, 2014 18:17
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Xeon-nuts
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Jul 12, 2014 18:18
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i lust for sectoid death
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Jul 12, 2014 18:18
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Bif Sizzlechest wiped his brow. He hadn't set foot off the ranger in years. What was in store for him? Would his insectoid ptsd kick in again or would it simply be mindcontrol this time? Bif did what any smart guy in the first row would do: He threw a smoke grenade and clicked for the round to end.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:19
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Hello.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:22
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Gimme lots of smoke nades, I can be the smoke nade guy.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:24
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I'll sit this one out captain. I've seen enough action for one lifetime.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:25
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Bobby The Rookie posted:Gimme lots of smoke nades, I can be the smoke nade guy. I want to be "Primed Grenade and Stun Baton Guy'
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Jul 12, 2014 18:26
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Kazvall posted:I would like to be named Kip Johanesburg Kazvall posted:Bif Sizzlechest wiped his brow. He hadn't set foot off the ranger in years. What was in store for him? Would his insectoid ptsd kick in again or would it simply be mindcontrol this time? You are now Cpl Kip Sizzlechest, a Spanish Sniper who last served in Papau New Guinae or some poo poo.  Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:I pray for death. You are now Sgt Zoq Fot Pik, the Italian shield bitch.  Seshoho Cian posted:I'd rather xenonaut You are now Cpl Seshoso Oian, a random Norwegian dude with a M16 and some grenades and poo poo.  Bureaus Watts posted:pick me please You are Cpl Bureau Watts, some New Zealand Army Ranger chick, also you have a M16.  big duck equals goose posted:Xeon-nuts You are Cpl big duck equals goose, a British Para whose last assignment was shooting up Irish people and dodging carbombs and poo poo.  01011001 posted:i lust for sectoid death You are Cpl Emma "Digits" Kozlova, a crazy spetsnaz bitch with a shotgun.  You are Cpl anime gently caress pillow, a totally kawaii uguu Norwegian machinegunner.  Bobby The Rookie posted:Gimme lots of smoke nades, I can be the smoke nade guy. You are now Cpl Bobby The Rookie and per your request, I'm making you the grenadier. 
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Jul 12, 2014 18:30
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am i hot?
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Jul 12, 2014 18:30
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Bureaus Watts posted:am i hot? You came out hot. Just don't lose your cool.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:31
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give me a shotgun
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Jul 12, 2014 18:33
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Mark Brouhard posted:You are Cpl Emma "Digits" Kozlova, a crazy spetsnaz bitch with a shotgun. sweet
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Jul 12, 2014 18:34
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Gimme a target and I'll do my best to die from it.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:35
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May I live forever.
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Jul 12, 2014 18:36
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I'm invincible!!
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Jul 12, 2014 18:36
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Mark Brouhard posted:You are now Cpl Seshoso Oian, a random Norwegian dude with a M16 and some grenades and poo poo. neat
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Jul 12, 2014 18:37
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Hog Butcher posted:give me a shotgun You are now Pvt Hot Butcher, a Navy Seal with a shotgun.  Gimbal lock posted:I'm invincible!! You are now Cpl Gimbal Lock, a Polish guy from the WOP HIGHLAND BRIGADE (can't make this poo poo up), you last saw action in Afghanistan. Enjoy your M16.  Also up to bat on the first UFO mission are these nerds. Kip Sizzlechest Zoq Fot Pik Seshoso Oian Bureau Watts big duck equals goose Emma "Digits" Kozlova anime gently caress pillow Bobby The Rookie Loadouts/how your dudes look incase you care.  The battlefield.  Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 18:54 on Jul 12, 2014 |
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Jul 12, 2014 18:44
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Kip Sizzlechest gets first blood shooting some startrek looking alien in a blue sweater vest without even moving from the helicopter.
Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Jul 12, 2014 |
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Jul 12, 2014 18:55
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Yes! I got the best stats meaning I'm sure to die first! E: Goonspeed Sizzlechest!
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Jul 12, 2014 18:55
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2 people just died hold on let me put up screenshots.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:02
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 bobby pops smoke to cover the squads advance  Oh poo poo people are shooting maybe I should duck behind this car and cry like a bitch.  Police securing the warehouse or garage or something oh who am I kidding gently caress you busta.  Anime gently caress Pillow covers the squads back while bobby moves up to cover  digits avenges anime gently caress pillow and bobby by conjuring the spirit of tookie williams and blasting the gently caress out of some alien in a blue sweater vest  kip pops smoke for him and bureau watts  hey is that bullet proof shield you know, laser proof? i dunno hope there are no aliens in this building to gently caress us like they did anime gently caress pillow  oh poo poo here they come help guys get here  sup also seshosho pops smoke to cover the team, hopefully it works! Viva Miriya fucked around with this message at 19:15 on Jul 12, 2014 |
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Jul 12, 2014 19:06
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RIP anime gently caress pillow and bobby
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Jul 12, 2014 19:08
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Dangit, Bobby
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Jul 12, 2014 19:09
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I don't have high hopes for me, but I'll try anyway.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:10
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Finally I can fulfill my dream to bleed out, alone and unloved, in some godforsaken shithole without having to lose my luxurious curves.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:17
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Kazvall posted:RIP anime gently caress pillow and bobby
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Jul 12, 2014 19:17
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 im gonna get you sucka!  rip zoq, least bureau watts got him back for you digits and kif are primed to get some kills this turn if it goes well
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Jul 12, 2014 19:21
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ok I'm in.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:21
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he's in Italian heaven talking to some hot babes about how he was that guy who held a gigantic shield
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Jul 12, 2014 19:25
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This is not going well for everyone but me.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:26
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we won, hold on let me post up more screenshots.
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Jul 12, 2014 19:27
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i long for death put me in
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Jul 12, 2014 19:28
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put me in or dont idk
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Rip, comrades. Rip, me. We tried.
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