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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Polidoro what about chivitos?

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
people who put other posters n ignore are big pussies

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
GD you're Italian and your wife is Brazilian? Your kid is going to be a USMNT superstar

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Why are there so many enemies and people banned from posting itt? idgi

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Pituae is funny imo

Sorry if this is a controversial opinion

I'm not 100% aware of his posting curriculum though so I don't know the things he's done here

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Everyone should be allowed to post, even the tff and letsa play posters.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

I

like

El Hefe

:colbert:

thank you

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

yeah there are no women in there ever, seems real good

women are some big time fail when watching football thats for sure

they are always asking whats offside whats offside

stfu bitch I'm watching The Hulk's butt

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

stickyfngrdboy posted:

i mightve told this story before but sometime around 95/96 when leedsplayed man utd at elland road, me and my mate took our birds to the game. the players came out and warmed up, then disappeared back into the dressing rooms, and my mate's bird stood up and said 'well that didnt take long did we win?' and i did a lol


we lost 4-1 as it happens and i did not enjoy it

lol

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Thirteenth Step posted:

this is an irl amazon review


lol

He gets slizz + free room and board

He's living the life

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Can someone post the gamer girl tits

Whenever I open that twitch site the video is horrible quality thanks to my third world internet

I'm just trying to see some tits here help me out

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I'm still waiting for the tits

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Suqit posted:

I know Venezuela is seeing hard times but surely there's a mirror nearby :newlol:

Suqit you're a rich gringo donate money to the hot babe with the big tits please

I'm just assuming she's a hot babe with big tits because I haven't actually seen them

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

African AIDS cum posted:

just click the insta on her twitch shes kinda fat with a hosed up face shes trashy

I want to marry the big tittied pc gamer girl who likes attention and most likely does anal

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

hahahaha

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
luvd wears skinny jeans and he never washes them

I trolled him the last time about this and he got real mad

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
that nigga lives in a warehouse

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
thanks

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
actually I'm black so I'm allowed to freely use the n word

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

I'm mulatto tbh

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
but contrary to Obama or Lewis Hamilton or other cool rich mulattos my mom is black and my dad is white

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Terry Richardson routinely rapes and cums all over the faces of 18 year old models

hes cool

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
nice butt dimples nice

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

I'll never understand why people put up with poo poo like this

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

loving FAGS

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Driving around tonight, there's a blackout, traffic lights aren't working so there's huge gridlock, a bike with 2 guys swerving through the cars stops right in front of me and the guy riding at the back starts looking at my car, sees that there's also two men in my car and chooses and easier target, the car next to me where its only one woman driving, he gets out of the bike and starts hitting her window telling her to open the door since she refuses he pulls out a gun and shoots, I don't know if he hit her or not I just noticed that there was an opening in the traffic and I pulled out of there at 100kph...

I wish I was making this poo poo up

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Somehow there are shittier places to live than this

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Gigi Galli posted:

so was it as bad as this pre-death of Chavez? Honestly curious, Im painfully ignorant about what's going on down there.

Yeah just as bad really, since Chavez became president crime just kept getting worse and worse each year.

Venezuela is the second most violent country in the world with a 99% impunity rate, and there's no food or basic goods, and the inflation is well over 70% this year alone, and there are blackouts all the time, most people have no running water even people with money, most airlines left the country because they aren't getting paid, all the dealerships are empty because there aren't any cars to sell, etc, etc, etc...

Good thing we Venezuelans have a good sense of humor or we would have all committed suicide long ago.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
On the other hand, people get free over the air World Cup and Formula 1, suck it England.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'

Ciprian Maricon posted:

come to usa el hefe, if you help killing whitie we promise you a place in aztlan

I don't want to be a wetback man!!!

I have a friend who found himself an extremely hot Colombian wife who's really smart to boot and works at Halliburton and now they are moving to Panama and Halliburton are paying for everything and I'm mad jealous.

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
yeah I read Marvel comic books too

NOT

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I've never seen a comic irl but I downloaded a few to my iPad 2 a few years ago and I have to say some are good

Gigi Galli posted:

You should find yourself a nice foreign woman too. Or just find an Italian great grandma in your family tree and move to the eu.

my dad was trying to do some of that, his grandfather came from Austria but I don't know what happened I think Austria doesn't give a poo poo about foreigners or something

The latest fashion here is try to get political asylum in the US

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
it's pretty much impossible to find a flight to Europe lol

most airlines left the country and the ones that remained only have a flight or two a week

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
wow I'm watching a movie with Lucy Liu and there's this black guy with steel fists and its in ancient China or seomting and there are a bunch of sexy asian babes hmmmm

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
this movie has really made me want to watch Kung Pow Enter the Fist once again

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Corn in the fridge proved yesterday that he's not Greg

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Does he like beaners though

That's the real question

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
Wait t bowl is wicka?

El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
The only good women's sport is tennis because it features really hot Eastern European babes in short skirts

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El Hefe
Oct 31, 2006

You coulda had a V8/
Instead of a tre-eight slug to yo' cranium/
I got six and I'm aimin' 'em/
Will I bust or keep you guessin'
I want to gently caress pewdiepies gf

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