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Funny to get back from Majorca and my 30th birthday and the world cup and then hospital to find you all still posting. Is Greg dead now?
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 11:53 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:19 |
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Thirteenth Step posted:hi wazzer why did you go to hospital My girlfriend was feeling a bit ill on holiday and then nearly collapsed on the flight home, so we had to go straight from Gatwick to Brighton A&E, and she had emergency surgery a couple of days later. It was fairly loving lovely, jimo.
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2014 15:04 |
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The Big Taff Man posted:reminder that i put a suit on to take my football manager pic did you put trousers on too or was the little taff man just swinging freely?
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 14:51 |
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Jose posted:its really loving hot in miami and i'm about to go on a boat these lyrics aren't as good as will smith's, i'm sorry
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 14:55 |
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Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on All night on the beach til the break of dawn. Its really loving hot in miami and i'm about to go on a boat
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2014 14:56 |
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Rename him Ebola Ameobi thx
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 11:29 |
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Hamas Rodriguez posted:Dwight Yolk Fernando Torregg haha
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# ¿ Jul 31, 2014 15:43 |
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Hamas Rodriguez posted:It's been a while since I made an excel sheet with macros and buttons and man does it feel good. All this power How's that top row looking?
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 13:48 |
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Hamas Rodriguez posted:I have some information up there that needs to be there plus some macro buttons so I'm freezing the top 11 rows in fact I'm going to allow this
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2014 14:10 |
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I loving love the bake off. I'm going to do all the moves along with Mary and Paul, and just have a great time.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 12:09 |
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I earn 416,520 a year, and spent two months salary on the ring
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 16:40 |
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The Big Taff Man posted:a joint wedding with tbp? hmmm ur both wed at pwmcon
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2014 17:18 |
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PWM is a troll-free thread on the most troll-free forums on the internet (because trolls wouldn't pay money to post on a forum), so I'm not sure why everyone is being accused of being a troll.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2014 14:54 |
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imo just imo
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 15:17 |
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you've got a fart pisstory degree
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# ¿ Aug 12, 2014 16:51 |
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A poster dies, a poster is born, rips and congrats, rips and congrats
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# ¿ Aug 15, 2014 15:16 |
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Norman Crew, a good crew
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2014 12:08 |
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Is there a perineal abscess crew? Or would it just be considered a branch of hosed up guts crew? I'm asking for a friend.
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 15:28 |
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chuggo is BACK posted:have you had a baby i've had a real bad few days chuggo, that's what i've had
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 15:29 |
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serious gaylord posted:have you got some seepage? there's a very small amount of seepage
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 15:31 |
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serious gaylord posted:i bet youve got a pack of always it hasn't reached this level op, but i can't rule anything out for the next couple of days
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2014 15:37 |
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p cool to have butthole surgery and now my butthole isn't pissing blood imo
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 19:01 |
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how's everyone else been?
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 19:02 |
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Hamas Rodriguez posted:Want to hear more about wazzers bloody arsehole My Terrible Few Days, or What Happens When You Turn 30 Apparently I thought I had a haemorrhoid, but then it didn't go away so I got it checked out, and a burly Scouse nurse told me it was a perianal abscess. On Monday morning it started to hurt like absolute gently caress, so I went to A&E and they made an surgical appointment for the day after. Then I got home and it burst while I was having a poo poo, which was the worst thing that's ever happened, but it at least stopped hurting. Yesterday, I spent seven hours in pre-op before a ten minute procedure to clean all the pus out of it. And now I have to go and see a nurse every day for two weeks so she can re-pack My Second Arsehole full of aquacel, which hurts like a right fucker. Also today I had fun doing such a big poo poo that the dressing came out, so now I've got loads of gauze packed up my arse and my buttocks taped together. So far I would rate my 30s as a big sack of poo poo, 1/10
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 19:59 |
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Loving Africa Chaps posted:*in the kwagga voice* pubedoc please pass on my thanks at the next big nhs meeting, everyone has been very nice about my broken arse. also please do not spoil the bakeoff.
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# ¿ Sep 3, 2014 20:20 |
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Looking forward to that 50,000th reply, possibly the biggest milestone in PWM history? imo?
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 12:19 |
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Thirteenth Step posted:hi wazzer hows your second arsehole Much better, thank you posting friend. I only have to go to the doctor four times a week now instead of every day ftw.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 12:21 |
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Suqit posted:I forgot, who had the millionth reply? I want to say Carrier, but I think it's because a million is a big number and Carrier is a big man who likes to gently caress numbers.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 12:23 |
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I am happy to have found out that the 1,500,000th post was from Jota, and what a post it wasJota posted:me lovely stuff
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 12:27 |
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chuggo is BACK posted:also hello wazzer my friend guess where im going on monday if it's not the laver building then i'm going to be mad as heck
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 12:28 |
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chuggo is BACK posted:it is the freakin laver building!! laver 218 in the morning and l t fwiggin 3 in the afternoon I love a bit of lt3 and also lt6 was extremely my poo poo in the first year
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2014 12:32 |
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Suqit posted:I had an English buddy in college and we were eating lunch and some dudes walked up and started taking him away and me and his other buddies were like u wot m8 and then he whispered its alright and it was for amnesty international. He gave a speech about how this could happen to anyone and I was like no it couldn't we were about to beat their asses and I thought he was kinda lame after that. On my mate's stag-do, his brother arranged a fake kidnapping through a local company. Then when it finally happened there were these two tiny guys who drove up in a poo poo Volvo, so one of our group who didn't know about it just knocked one of them out. Our tour guide worked for the same company, and said that he'd ended up in hospital with a broken jaw, and had quit the job.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 15:00 |
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Bogan Krkic posted:that sounds like an awful job to have like i doubt youd get paid much and youre asking to get hit or worse lol Apparently nothing like this had ever happened before. I mean maybe normally the other guys in the group would all have been in on the joke, but even then you've got to expect to get thumped by the one who's getting kidnapped. Or maybe they generally sent some massive Slovakian bouncers and this was just an office worker who had to fill in for the night, because no one was buying it.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 15:08 |
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serious gaylord posted:Lol I'm imagining these 2 guys trying to kidnap the groom and big tony just tanks them out and the best man pulls a face. Big Tony was on form that night. He'd dressed up in this loving baller 1970s suit, and just went round chinning kidnappers and then getting bought lapdances.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2014 15:11 |
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Pissflaps posted:you just put them in a little bag and put them in a bin its not a problem how big is the bin?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 14:32 |
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hell, how big is the bag?
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 14:32 |
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Don't play Fluo in midfield, he def doesn't pass hahahahaha
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# ¿ Sep 30, 2014 15:08 |
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gluten-free ebola, haha, gently caress
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# ¿ Oct 1, 2014 16:55 |
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SAINSYS LUNCH CREW
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2014 15:00 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 13:19 |
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hello
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