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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Funny to get back from Majorca and my 30th birthday and the world cup and then hospital to find you all still posting. Is Greg dead now?

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Thirteenth Step posted:

hi wazzer why did you go to hospital

My girlfriend was feeling a bit ill on holiday and then nearly collapsed on the flight home, so we had to go straight from Gatwick to Brighton A&E, and she had emergency surgery a couple of days later. It was fairly loving lovely, jimo.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

The Big Taff Man posted:

reminder that i put a suit on to take my football manager pic

did you put trousers on too or was the little taff man just swinging freely?

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Jose posted:

its really loving hot in miami and i'm about to go on a boat

these lyrics aren't as good as will smith's, i'm sorry

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Bouncin' in the club where the heat is on
All night on the beach til the break of dawn.
Its really loving hot in miami and i'm about to go on a boat

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Rename him Ebola Ameobi thx

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Fernando Torregg

haha

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

It's been a while since I made an excel sheet with macros and buttons and man does it feel good. All this power

How's that top row looking?

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

I have some information up there that needs to be there plus some macro buttons so I'm freezing the top 11 rows in fact

I'm going to allow this

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
I loving love the bake off. I'm going to do all the moves along with Mary and Paul, and just have a great time.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
I earn 416,520 a year, and spent two months salary on the ring

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

The Big Taff Man posted:

a joint wedding with tbp? hmmm

tbp entertainment and taff fm united again

ur both wed at pwmcon

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
PWM is a troll-free thread on the most troll-free forums on the internet (because trolls wouldn't pay money to post on a forum), so I'm not sure why everyone is being accused of being a troll.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
imo



just imo

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
you've got a fart pisstory degree

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
A poster dies, a poster is born, rips and congrats, rips and congrats

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Norman Crew, a good crew

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Is there a perineal abscess crew? Or would it just be considered a branch of hosed up guts crew? I'm asking for a friend.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

chuggo is BACK posted:

have you had a baby

i've had a real bad few days chuggo, that's what i've had

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

serious gaylord posted:

have you got some seepage?

there's a very small amount of seepage

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

serious gaylord posted:

i bet youve got a pack of always

it hasn't reached this level op, but i can't rule anything out for the next couple of days

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
p cool to have butthole surgery and now my butthole isn't pissing blood imo

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
how's everyone else been?

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

Want to hear more about wazzers bloody arsehole

My Terrible Few Days, or What Happens When You Turn 30 Apparently

I thought I had a haemorrhoid, but then it didn't go away so I got it checked out, and a burly Scouse nurse told me it was a perianal abscess. On Monday morning it started to hurt like absolute gently caress, so I went to A&E and they made an surgical appointment for the day after. Then I got home and it burst while I was having a poo poo, which was the worst thing that's ever happened, but it at least stopped hurting.

Yesterday, I spent seven hours in pre-op before a ten minute procedure to clean all the pus out of it. And now I have to go and see a nurse every day for two weeks so she can re-pack My Second Arsehole full of aquacel, which hurts like a right fucker. Also today I had fun doing such a big poo poo that the dressing came out, so now I've got loads of gauze packed up my arse and my buttocks taped together.

So far I would rate my 30s as a big sack of poo poo, 1/10

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Loving Africa Chaps posted:

*in the kwagga voice*

Hello my name is Chetna and I literally can't make a meal without mangos or cardamon seeds

pubedoc please pass on my thanks at the next big nhs meeting, everyone has been very nice about my broken arse. also please do not spoil the bakeoff.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Looking forward to that 50,000th reply, possibly the biggest milestone in PWM history? imo?

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Thirteenth Step posted:

hi wazzer hows your second arsehole

Much better, thank you posting friend. I only have to go to the doctor four times a week now instead of every day ftw.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Suqit posted:

I forgot, who had the millionth reply?

I want to say Carrier, but I think it's because a million is a big number and Carrier is a big man who likes to gently caress numbers.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
I am happy to have found out that the 1,500,000th post was from Jota, and what a post it was


lovely stuff

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

chuggo is BACK posted:

also hello wazzer my friend guess where im going on monday

if it's not the laver building then i'm going to be mad as heck

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

chuggo is BACK posted:

it is the freakin laver building!! laver 218 in the morning and l t fwiggin 3 in the afternoon

I love a bit of lt3 and also lt6 was extremely my poo poo in the first year

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Suqit posted:

I had an English buddy in college and we were eating lunch and some dudes walked up and started taking him away and me and his other buddies were like u wot m8 and then he whispered its alright and it was for amnesty international. He gave a speech about how this could happen to anyone and I was like no it couldn't we were about to beat their asses and I thought he was kinda lame after that.

On my mate's stag-do, his brother arranged a fake kidnapping through a local company. Then when it finally happened there were these two tiny guys who drove up in a poo poo Volvo, so one of our group who didn't know about it just knocked one of them out. Our tour guide worked for the same company, and said that he'd ended up in hospital with a broken jaw, and had quit the job.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Bogan Krkic posted:

that sounds like an awful job to have like i doubt youd get paid much and youre asking to get hit or worse lol

Apparently nothing like this had ever happened before. I mean maybe normally the other guys in the group would all have been in on the joke, but even then you've got to expect to get thumped by the one who's getting kidnapped. Or maybe they generally sent some massive Slovakian bouncers and this was just an office worker who had to fill in for the night, because no one was buying it.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

serious gaylord posted:

Lol I'm imagining these 2 guys trying to kidnap the groom and big tony just tanks them out and the best man pulls a face.

Big Tony was on form that night. He'd dressed up in this loving baller 1970s suit, and just went round chinning kidnappers and then getting bought lapdances.

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March

Pissflaps posted:

you just put them in a little bag and put them in a bin its not a problem

how big is the bin?

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
hell, how big is the bag?

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
Don't play Fluo in midfield, he def doesn't pass hahahahaha

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
gluten-free ebola, haha, gently caress

Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
SAINSYS LUNCH CREW

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Wazzerphuk
Feb 9, 2001

Hating Chelsea before it was cool
Winner of the PWM POTM for September
Winner of the PWM POTM for January
Co-Winner of the PWM POTM for March
hello

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