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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Hell yeah, Alex Wood leading MLB in ERA. :clint:

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Evan Longoria mashin' taters better than anyone in the NL, and we haven't even been to Coors yet. Meanwhile, Wachas tied for the lead in K's.

The loving San Diego Padres. :getin:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Kinda curious how my batting is. Obviously Longo is owning poo poo, but how in the gently caress is my OBP that horrible? I mean, PETCO and all that, but I'm fairly sure my lineup is good enough to crack .300 OBP.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Tyson Ross is on my team?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Any chance of getting San Diego's Pitching and hitting stats?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




FairGame posted:

Fantasy imitates life with Allen Craig's numbers for the Padres :(

Too bad fantasy Brian Roberts has sucked all the talent out of fantasy Jonathan Lucroy. :(

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Have the CPU make new lineups for me. I imagine anything it comes up with can't be any shittier than ow my team's hitting now.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Allen Craig NL Player of the Week? :wotwot:

Also, how in the gently caress is Michael Wacha not top 3 for pitcher WAR? Wins are bullshit. :colbert:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Just need to hold off the barbarian hordes rest of the NL West and grab that #2 seed so I can face the NL Central :airquote: Champion :airquote:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




#1 in the power rankings?

Get the gently caress in. :clint:

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Pander posted:

When the last place team in the NL West is above .500, you know it's the loving best division, gently caress the rest.

NL West NL Best :smug:

Hopefully this means the Padres are actually better than their record indicates and will roll to an easy WS victory.

But probably not. :smith:

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 23:29 on Sep 9, 2014

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Since the last game is meaningless for San Diego, can you set it so Wacha isn't pitching? Cobb would be fine, I just want to make sure Wacha's fresh for Game 1 vs. the NL Central Winner.

JosefStalinator posted:

So are the blingee basically guaranteed second wildcard spot, since Pittsburgh and Cincinnati are playing each other, and the winner gets division and the loser will have a worse record than SF?

PS: When the season is done I'd love to see my extended stats too.

Yep. In fact, here's how the playoffs look:

National League Best League
WC: San Francisco @ LA Dodgers

NLDS: (1) Philadelphia vs. Wild Card, (2) San Diego vs. (3)Pittsburgh/Cincinnati



American League For Dummies Who Need A DH Pacifier WAHHHHHHHHH
WC: LA Angels vs. Kansas City (No idea where it'll be though)

ALDS: (1) Seattle vs. Wild Card, (2) Minnesota vs. (3) NY Yankees (IcePhoenix gonna get swept y'all)

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Infidel Castro posted:

Since the last game is meaningless for San Diego, can you set it so Wacha isn't pitching? Cobb would be fine, I just want to make sure Wacha's fresh for Game 1 vs. the NL Central Winner.

And by Cobb (A player I don't have) I mean Cosart.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Politicalrancor posted:

gently caress the pirates

I should have banners around Petco with this on them.

Kindly requesting end of regular season stats. Gotta get ready to crush the Pirates hopes and dreams.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Alright, considering Pittsburgh's Lineup, I'd like my 4-man rotation to go

Wacha
Lackey
Wood
Odorizzi

Always start highest rested.

Also :laffo: at Brian Roberts having the best AVG on the team at .269. gently caress Petco forever.

Infidel Castro fucked around with this message at 07:46 on Sep 13, 2014

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




JosefStalinator posted:

drat, clutch blingee play in the wildcard game to destroy the dodgers, but a shame to fall to the phillies.

RIP NL West. The brightest stars burn out fastest.

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




I knew PETCO was going to have a noticeable effect on offence but holy poo poo. I suppose I can also thank it for having the best pitching stats in the NL, but it's kind of annoying having what I thought was a decent offensive team being reduced to a bunch of .240-ish hitters.

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